Before the sketch started, Zhang Jun's on-the-spot performance provoked a burst of laughter from the audience, and even Wang Tuo, who didn't get a grand thank you for rewarding the money, couldn't stop laughing.

officially opened, playing the role of his father is the old government soldier Zhao Zhong, Zhao Zhong is dressed ordinarily, there are many holes on his body that have not had time to be patched, carrying a string of garlic and green onions on his back, holding a chicken in his hand, and Zhang Jun holding a basket in his hand.

The two of them are dressed very ordinarily, and their appearance is not much different from ordinary people, but the performance of rural people entering the city still caused the audience to laugh, just like two devils entering the village.

The two talked all the way into the Keng Ren Hotel, and opposite was the sign of the Zhenbei Hotel.

"Dad, go there, everyone has said it, the latest dishes have come out of the Zhenbei Hotel, and it will be more face-saving to invite grandpa to dinner there." Zhang Jun looked ecstatic and pointed to the Zhenbei Hotel opposite.

Zhao Zhong's face suddenly darkened, he stretched out his hand and came up to Zhang Jun's head, and said in a serious tone: "What did your father tell you?" Our family is rich, and we are not bad for money, but we have to wait for your grandfather to decide to accept you, and then we will go over there. ”

'Poof......'

One couldn't hold back, Zheng Shanqi directly sprayed the tea in his mouth all over the ground, and immediately showed an apologetic look, but he couldn't stop laughing wildly.

The dialogue and acting skills of this father and son are so interesting, the dialogue in front sounds normal, but the back can be called a god turn, and when you decide to accept you, you will go to the other side, if you don't accept it, then don't think about going to the opposite side to eat well? If you don't have bad money, it's hard not to laugh.

"Hahaha......" The wild laughter like a demon resounded throughout the theater again, instantly attracting all the eyes, and Zhao Zhong and Zhang Jun on the stage were also a little stunned, but Wang Tuo didn't care, what he wanted was this effect, no matter where Ben Gongzi went, he must be the center of the crowd's eyes, subconsciously, his right hand once again reached into the money bag that he didn't know how much money it contained, grabbed a handful and threw it on the stage, and kept shouting with a smile on his face: "Reward!" ”

"Dad, look, this son has funded us again, if we don't go over there, we'll be sorry for this son's kindness!" Zhang Jun hurriedly stepped forward to pick up the copper coins full of land, and shouted with ecstasy.

"The son of the man is encouraging you to work hard, you must not make mistakes when you get to grandpa, and you must be motivated!" Zhao Zhong was crazy with 10,000 MMPs in his heart, Zhang Jun's on-the-spot adaptability was too strong, Lao Tzu couldn't bear it, if he rewarded it a few more times, would this sketch not be performed?

"Yes! Be! The son must make a mistake when he arrives at his grandfather's place! Zhang Jun looked like a teachable attitude, but what he said changed his taste.

There was another burst of laughter in the audience, my father taught me to work hard and not make mistakes, but when I arrived at Zhang Jun, I became a good mistake, although I looked very second, but I felt happy in my heart.

Zhao Zhong's face was pale, and he couldn't wait to pull Zhang Jun and beat him wildly.

Seeing that the scene had gradually detached from the script, the backstage commander hurriedly let Han Ju, who played the role of Xiao Er, take the stage.

Han Ju's dress was decent, but the highlight was in the whole pair of pants, Li Yuanji copied the Scottish-style pants, two huge trouser legs, Han Ju wore the two legs together, leaving one trouser leg dangling beside him.

Finally returned to the script, Zhao Zhong finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and began to put on a lofty posture, educating Han Ju, on the one hand, showing his majesty, and on the other hand, warning Han Ju to be careful later.

"Look at the hungry child, Xiao Er, what do you have here?" Zhao Zhong looked at Zhang Jun and asked Han Ju with some distress.

"Noodles!" Han Ju didn't seem to have listened to the education just now, and his response attitude was always cold.

"Do noodles cost money?"

"Soup doesn't cost money!"

"Then a bowl of soup!"

'Poof......'

"Hahaha......" The laughter of the demon resounded throughout the theater again, but this time Wang Tuo did not directly set up money, but covered his face, wiped his tears and laughed wildly: "Who made this up?" is too talented, no, this son must have dragged him home to write this kind of script every day......"

When Zhao Zhong looked at Wang Tuo, there was already a trace of dissatisfaction in his eyes, how should this sketch be performed? Who can tell me?

Li Yuanji glanced at Wang Tuo slightly, who can not take Zheng Shanqi in his eyes, must also be an important descendant in the family, but the important descendant is this quality? I really wonder how their family has managed to survive until now.

Looking at Zheng Shanqi again, it seemed that he was aware of Li Yuanji's dissatisfaction, Zheng Shanqi hurriedly explained: "Your Highness, this is not about the old man, his name is Wang Tuo, Wang Qi's little brother, the Wang family asked me to bring him here, the old man can't help but give this face, right?" ”

"Isn't the Wang family quite prosperous recently? What are you doing here? Li Yuanji smiled, his plan for the Wang family has not yet started, but the Wang family, what is it to send such a two hundred and five to the Qi country?

"The red fire is only superficial, they can also see the interests of the Qi country, it is not cost-effective to delay the interests of the family for a relative who doesn't know where it came from, the old man thinks that Wang Jue sent him to apologize to His Highness." Zheng Shanqi sneered a little.

With Wang Jue's IQ, he would never send him over, but what he Wang Jue said about the family is not counted, his father is still there, that is, the patriarch of the Wang family, and Wang Tuo is a young son, and he is deeply loved by his father, he is pampered and pampered, and he can't stand the slightest grievance, and his father wants to send Wang Tuo over, Wang Jue really hasn't folded at all, so he can only secretly entrust himself to take care of it, don't ask for anything else, just don't make mistakes.

……

"Scrambled eggs!"

"Nope!"

"Let's have a chicken mushroom stew!"

"Nope!"

"Let's have a shallot, tofu toad!"

"Nope!"

"What do you want? Go, call your shopkeepers! Zhao Zhong's old face was horizontal, and he waved his big hand, just like a rich man.

"No ......" may be a smooth saying, Han Ju continued the line just now.

'Hum', the audience instantly laughed, and many people didn't care about their own image, and laughed straight until their faces were suffocated.

Even if he designed his lines, Li Yuanji couldn't help but be amused by the performances of several people, and his attention instantly shifted to the sketch, as for the Wang family, I will talk about it later.

"You're the only one in this big hotel, aren't you?" Zhao Zhong asked with disgust on his face.

"No, there are several people, the shopkeeper has gone to eat opposite!"

'Poof......'

"Hahaha......" A mouthful of high-quality red robe spit all over the ground, and the laughter of the demon spread throughout the theater again, "It's so funny, the shopkeeper went to eat opposite...... Hahaha......"

"Okay, don't say that I don't take care of your business, chickens, mushrooms, eggs, I brought my own chickens, mushrooms, eggs, I don't have shallots, I don't have shallots, chop the green onions and use them alive, his grandfather is going to come over for dinner today, don't you say anything about the hotel?" Zhao Zhong didn't seem to be disgusted and waved his hand, and put the ingredients he brought in front of the stage one by one.

"Give a dish!" Han Ju said subconsciously.

The audience at the bottom laughed wildly again, and said what was this dress for at the beginning, and the feelings were calculated at the beginning.

"Okay, take your things and hurry to the back kitchen, his grandfather is almost here, don't waste time." Zhao Zhong nodded with satisfaction, constantly urging Han Ju.

"No, if you come to eat together, you don't order a dish, and we still have a dish in the hotel, right?" Han Ju, who realized it later, seemed to have discovered the problem, and his face was full of reluctance.

"It's not that I don't order, it's that I ordered you didn't, right?"

……

There was a sudden commotion under the stage, and many people dispersed, but their eyes looked at one place at the same time.

"Get out of the way! Wei Lao Er laughed and ......"

Someone shouted, and while directing the crowd to disperse, he picked up a bowl of tea, and splashed it directly on Wei Laoer's face without caring about the heat.

After a bowl of tea, Wei Lao Er coughed violently twice, and then continued to laugh like a demon.

Looking at this scene in the field, including Zheng Shanqi himself, he smiled shamelessly, but unlike Wang Tuo's two hundred and five losers, Zheng Shanqi was not only happy, he also saw the business opportunities in it.

These on the scene can't be fake, and I won't laugh with them, the content of this sketch is indeed funny, if you can open one in Chang'an, it will definitely be more prosperous than here.

The sketch is gradually coming to an end, this is the first time that the people of Datang have come into contact with this form of entertainment, the effect is very good, the audience laughed from beginning to end, and some people didn't even dare to continue to stay in the theater in the end, and their stomachs hurt so much that they could only leave early.

"Your Highness is interested in opening a branch in Chang'an?" Zheng Shanqi asked in a low voice.

"It will be opened later, but now is not the time." For Zheng Shanqi's purpose, Li Yuanji knows that Chang'an is indeed a good place to gather wealth, but there will be major droughts and waterlogging in Guanzhong one after another, how can he have leisure to entertain?

Moreover, the theater model has just begun, and many things are in the process of exploration, and it may not be a good thing to rush into Chang'an.

Of course, isn't it to improve the attractiveness of Zhenbei by putting so much effort into it? Otherwise, wouldn't it be so hard for the ghost to write a script by himself and let people act it at home?

Zheng Shanqi glanced at Li Yuanji slightly, shook his head secretly in his heart, and said, "That's a pity, after returning to Chang'an, I'm afraid the old man will miss this place very much!" ”

"Come if you think about it, anyway, your Zheng family also has a foundation here, and you just need someone to take care of it." Li Yuanji replied calmly.

Zheng Shanqi shook his head with a wry smile and said: "The old man wants to come, but now the situation is different, there are some things, but the old man can't ......help it."