XXXVIII. The general should tell a story
Lu Bu said unhurriedly: "It seems that you guessed it, yes, it is Luoyang Ling." ”
"It's just the Luoyang Order?"
"Yes, the official is indeed very small, but what people are in charge of is the first county in the world, a big county at the feet of the Heavenly Maiden, no matter how horizontal the diagram is, it just happens to be the people in this county, and they are managed by others."
"That's just a county order, a seven-grade sesame official, she dared to beat the royal family, and she was beaten to death with 100 sticks...... Believe it or not. If you want to say that there are any forces behind you that want to take the opportunity to rectify our imperial family, I may still believe it. ”
"Then I don't know, anyway, what Luoyang Ling said is not to beat the imperial family, but to punish a person who openly disobeys the ban according to the law, so I said, the princess should take a look at the ban, lest she die and don't know how to die......"
Liu Fan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that when she left home today, someone from the family did come to find her mother, and it seemed that there was something urgent, but she was too playful and too lazy to ask about it, but she was afraid that it was because of this. As soon as he thought of this, he believed Lu Bu's words a little, and asked: "I only know that Jian Tu is not an ordinary person, even if she commits a crime, there are so many people to support her, can she still be beaten to death?" ”
"Yes, it's really tortuous to kill her, it's a wonderful story, do you want to hear it?"
"I don't want to hear it, I don't know which bastard made up the rumors, I don't believe the rumors."
"Listen to it, it really can't be fake, it can't be fake, it's a pity not to listen to such a wonderful story."
Everyone was aroused by her curiosity by these words, and looked at Liu Fan, the meaning in his eyes was that let's listen to it, how Liu Fan couldn't understand their expressions, but although she was fat and ugly, the royal face still wanted it, knowing that this story was told, it must not be very good, and immediately said angrily: "What to listen to, Lu Bu, you are not a student in school, you are a general, don't forget, you are eating the food of our Liu family, and it is not good for you to spread those messy things." You people, if you don't listen to this kind of gossip that hurts the dignity of the court, you will live more freely. ”
The women said, "Yes, yes, we don't listen, we don't listen." ”
Lu Bu sighed and said: "Okay, if you don't want to hear it, then forget it, it's a pity, this story is already in your throat, but you don't tell it, it's depressing!" ”
But he heard a humane: "General Lu, I want to ask, a county order enforces the law according to law, is it a mess here in our Han Dynasty, and will it hurt the dignity of the imperial court?" ”
The person who spoke was none other than Liu Wu.
Lu Budao: "No, this happens to be the decency of the imperial court, but the decency of a certain type of person may be harmed." ”
Liu Wudao: "You mean the decency of criminals, since criminals want to be decent, why do they know the law and break the law, and they don't follow the law?" If it is necessary to maintain the dignity of criminals to maintain the dignity of the imperial court, it is extremely abnormal, so General Lu, I think this story is better to tell, and I also want to make this matter into a song to promote righteousness and maintain the dignity of the imperial court. ”
Liu Fan said angrily: "A lowly boy dares to talk casually, Xu Chu, arrest him and put him in a small black room." ”
Xu Zhudao: "Report to the princess, this person does not have a pariah mark, and according to the laws of the Han Dynasty, he has the right to speak freely in public places." ”
Liu Fan said: "If I tell you to arrest you, I will arrest you, and I don't care about any laws." ”
Xu Chu said leisurely: "I'm sorry, this Luoyang Ling No. 1, although I don't know what it is, but since even the imperial family has to be killed if they disobey, and the old lady is not a fool, why should she commit a crime against the wind and arrest an innocent person?" ”
Liu Fan was so angry that his fat body trembled, but there was nothing he could do about her.
Lu Bu said: "Princess, if you don't want to hear it, just cover your ears, since someone wants to listen to this story, my Abu has always been a Lixian corporal, Liu Wu, do you really want to listen?" ”
Liu Wu said loudly: "Yes, we all have to listen." ”
"Do you really want to listen?"
The stage friends said in unison: "You have to listen." Then there was a gong and drum and applause, urging Lu Bu to speak. Liu Fan looked at them angrily, and the friends lowered their heads in fright, only Liu Wu was cold-eyed and fearless.
Lu Bu waited for the drum to stop, and said: "This matter has to start with a royal princess in the capital, this princess is named Jian Tu, she looks white and fat, she has an old problem, especially likes to play high-speed sports, early this morning, Jian Fu bought the latest accelerated version of the 'moving house', Jian Tu excitedly drove on the street, the decree of the Han Dynasty, the speed of any vehicle on the street, can not exceed 40 kilometers, but she is directly more than 70 kilometers, resulting in loss of control, a total of 10 deaths, 18 injuries......
The crowd let out an exclamation.
Liu Fan sneered: "Isn't it just 10 people, I thought it was a big deal, and I killed 20 people last time?" This is a problem with the car, and if you want to catch it, you can catch the person who built the house. ”
Lu Bu said: "Your cousin may think so, so it is not a matter of hitting and killing people, when she stopped, she was glad that she finally stopped the car and did not hurt herself, so she laughed, ready to ask someone to take a photo for her, her move angered everyone, so many pedestrians surrounded her, she was not afraid, shouted, isn't it just to kill a few people, so what, my mother's name is Jian Gang, I am the royal prince, no one dares to help me." ”
Friends, you look at me, I look at you, and they are all smiling bitterly. A similar situation is really not a problem in this place in the Han Dynasty. Liu Wu was in his heart, thinking: I seem to have heard this story, but the name is a little different.
Liu Fan said: "Isn't what she said right, we are the imperial family, this Han Dynasty is our family, everyone is our minions, and a few minions are killed, can this also be called a problem?" ”
Lu Bu frowned and said, "They are all your family's minions, okay!" Maybe that's what she thinks, but the people don't seem to agree, when she said energetically, a girl who looked like a bamboo pole came out of nowhere, directly took her collar and put her in the carriage, and escorted all the way to the Yamen of Luoyang County to see Luoyang Ling, Luoyang Ling took out the Luoyang Ling No. 1 that I asked you to see just now, and told her that driving at high speed on the street is a danger to public safety, and in order to strictly enforce national law and discipline, it must be punished according to law......"
Xu Chu smiled and said: "Everyone in the Han Dynasty will say this kind of thing, but what they say and what they do are not the same thing." Could it be that a small Luoyang Decree really dares to punish the royal family for such a trivial matter? ”
Lu Budao: "At the beginning, everyone also thought so, generally thunder and rain are small, and in the end it is nothing more than to educate and release people on the spot, but this time the Luoyang Order is different, she quickly made a judgment, in accordance with the relevant provisions of Luoyang Order No. 1, such as endangering public safety in public places, and causing casualties, one person died, twenty rods, one person was injured, ten rods, and the offender should be punished with a total of 380 rods, but because he is a royal family, according to the law of the Han Dynasty, he can be punished leniently, Therefore, it is reduced by half, and one person is crushed to death, ten rods, one person is bruised, and five rods are combined, and a total of one hundred and ninety rods are required......"
Liu Fan said: "One hundred and ninety? Can it be said that it is a lenient punishment? ”
Lu Budao: "Princess, this is already a 50% discount, okay,...... Luoyang Ling said that this is because it is the first offense and the only time it is discounted, and it is impossible to be so lenient in the future. ”
Xu Chu said: "As far as I know, under normal circumstances, under these 190 canes, most of the people will be beaten into mud." ”
"So as soon as this news came out, the people of the Jian family panicked, and the speed of the imperial family was really fast enough, and before the Jian Tu was escorted to the cane machine, more than a dozen 'moving houses' rushed to the county yamen, but it was the seven aunts and eight aunts of the Jian Tu family who poured out of the nest, and hundreds of people came out of the cars, and in the blink of an eye, the yamen was about to be squeezed out."