Not again! It is said that Lao Tzu should be the full-time imperial doctor of the Queen Mother, why bother to come to this set?

Zhang You fell to his knees with a sneer, made a look of guilt, and said: "The sins of the sinners are not forgiven, and their sins will not be forgiven if they die, and I beg Your Majesty to forgive the sinners for the sake of the sinners' 'no hair on his mouth and not doing things well'!" ”

"No hair on the mouth, can't do things well?" Zhu Yijun repeated, couldn't help laughing, snorted and laughed, and then quickly straightened his face and scolded: "Anyway, you are also a dignified seven-grade official of the imperial court, where did you learn so many witty words?" It's really unseemly! ”

"The criminal has been disabled since childhood, and although he also took the examination as a child, he knew that the imperial examination was hopeless, so he turned to medicine. If you don't read much and speak vulgarly, you can't compare to those who read poetry and books. ”

Zhang You smiled shyly, Wanli was amused by his lazy attitude, and pointed at him: "Are you still reasonable?" After a pause, he raised his foot and kicked him, and said: "The cause and effect Zhang Whale has already told me, there is a reason for the incident, you are a first-time offender, and you have just cured the queen mother, I will not be as knowledgeable as you, get out!" ”

"Thank you, Lord Longne!"

"However, the death penalty is easy to avoid, but the living crime is inescapable, I have to give you a long memory......"

Listening to Zhu Yijun's words, Zhang You's first thought was the court staff, it is said that the Jinyi Wei officials in charge of the court staff are all strictly trained, the tofu is padded with paper, the court staff is hit on the top, the paper is broken and the tofu does not hurt a bit, he doesn't want to have such a long memory, so he hurriedly interrupted Zhu Yijun and said:

"Your Majesty, you don't want the guilty minister to open the Gewu Institute at his own expense, do you? The sinner is a poor bastard, isn't that my life! Hold up your noble hand......"

"No, it's useless to beg me, it's limited to three months, no, a month's time, when the time comes, the Gewu Institute can't be opened, I ask you!" Zhu Yijun thought at first, he really beat Zhang You with a thirty or twenty court staff, and he felt puzzled, and when he was hesitating, he might as well Zhang You actually blew himself up, and looked at his crying face with a painful expression, and suddenly changed his mind.

"Every inch of land in the capital is expensive, and it is to buy a place and buy a house, if you want to open a grid office, how can you get 18,000 silver, right? In just one month, even if Weichen is an old hen who can only lay golden eggs, there is not enough time, right? Zhang You said with a bitter face, but he was smiling secretly in his heart, saying that only the matter of pretending to pass on the holy oracle of immortality is enough for those officials who are good at drilling camps to feel Lao Tzu's energy, not to mention 10,000 taels, it is 35,000 taels, and it is estimated that there are also people rushing to pay. Aren't you greedy for money, when the time comes, Lao Tzu will accept all the bribes and record all the bribes, except for the Kaige Office, and hand over all the remaining brains to you, so you have to be happy.

"I don't care, in short, no matter what method you use, within a month, you must open the Gewu Institute, otherwise, just don't do it, the head of the seven products of the Gewu Institute will be a joke."

"Don't, I finally got a seven-grade official, I can't just forget it."

"Count it or not, you can watch it yourself! Okay, tossing for a night, I'm tired, you stay, let Gonggong Li find you a room to rest, and pay attention to the situation of the Queen Mother at any time...... Well, there are many women in the palace, if you kid dare to think crookedly, I won't kill you, and I will castrate you directly. ”

After saying this, Zhu Yijun yawned, stepped down from the danqi, and got on the step. Zhang Whale patted Zhang You's shoulder, and said goodbye to Li Wenjin, and then quickly stepped off the Danqi, accompanied by Zhu Yijun's steps, and walked towards the right gate of Yongkang.

"Let's go, it's dawn, let's go to our house for a while." Li Wenjin said that he is not only the palm print of the imperial horse supervisor, but also the largest steward brand in Cining Palace, and he has a special room in the west side hall of Cining Palace.

"What's so embarrassing?" Zhang You smiled at a glance, a little flattered.

"You dare to bargain with Your Majesty, do you know that you are embarrassed?" Li Wenjin sneered and got off the Danqi first.

Zhang You followed behind him: "Father-in-law, you slow down, it is inconvenient for the lower official's legs and feet." ”

There are really not many people who dare to talk to Li Wenjin like this, he laughed secretly in his belly, this kid is really an outlier, but his speed has really slowed down.

Li Wenjin's room was very spacious, but the decoration was very simple, and the little fire man came up with hot tea, and he couldn't help but take a few more glances at Zhang You, the full-time imperial doctor of the Queen Mother.

Retreating left and right, Li Wenjin relaxed, sat on the edge of the kang, motioned for Zhang You to sit opposite him, pointed to the steaming tea cup on the kang table and said: "Authentic Maojianer, no formality, when you get to our house, you have the right to go back to your own home." ”

At this moment, he gave Zhang You the feeling of being like a kind uncle next door, just because he cured the Queen Mother, is this uncle of the Son of Heaven so good to him? In addition, how could he enter the palace with his identity? Also, why did Empress Dowager Li let herself thank him? Why should he help himself?

After thinking about it, he thanked Duanzhan and tasted it casually, but he didn't taste anything.

"Tell me what's going on!" Li Wenjin also took a sip and said casually: "It's about you going to Ningyuan Bo's Mansion to raise people under false pretenses." ”

Zhang You really couldn't figure out why Li Wenjin, the neighbor of the Son of Heaven whom Zhu Yijun absolutely trusted, was so concerned about his own affairs, but he also knew that this was a rare opportunity to explain, without the slightest concealment, and told the cause and effect of the matter in detail.

"Xia Guan is actually thinking about bringing people out of Ning Yuanbo's Mansion first, and then going to His Majesty to confess this matter, who knows that if he bumps into Xiao Zhang Ge Lao, he will be unlucky on his head."

"Aren't you afraid that Geng Sun's deception?"

Zhang You smiled and said: "Okay my father-in-law Li, in this world, there are not many Diao people who can make up lies so roundly, but they are bullying people, and there are officials everywhere who protect each other." In comparison, Xia Guan still prefers to believe in Geng Sun's family. ”

Li Wenjin nodded slightly in disapproval, and then frowned: "Don't be a 'subordinate official', it sounds awkward...... Our family is destined for you, if you don't think our family is a person who is left behind in prison, just call our family 'father'. ”

His tone was very casual, but the content was shocking, Zhang You was shocked, ah, he actually exhaled softly.

"What, you kid don't want to?"

Zhang You waved his hand again and again, what are you kidding, if he becomes his adopted son, won't he become Zhu Yijun's cousin? Such an opportunity to ascend to the sky in such a step, stupid * forced to refuse: "No, no, no, how can you not be willing?" That is, it's ......" is useless, such a big pie smashed on his head, and his brain was smashed.

"It's good if you are willing, from now on, you will be my Li Wenjin's righteous son!"

"The child sees the father-in-law, the father-in-law is above, please bow to the child."

"Very good, since you recognize our family as your father-in-law, there are a few things that you must rely on our family!"

Seeing what he said solemnly, Zhang You couldn't help but beat a little drum in his heart, and said, "Although the righteous father commands, it is." ”