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The scene of the exercise was chaotic, and the pilot and bombardier who caused the accident were detained by Liu Xiang as soon as they landed.
The warlords from all walks of life were gloating, Tian Songyao held back a smile and said: "Oh ho (bad meaning, it can be used for mockery), this is over, hurry up and send it to the hospital." ”
Yang Sen was still adding fuel to the fire, and sneered: "Brother Fu Cheng, your aircraft bombardier, your skills are a little resurgence." Ge Laozi, fortunately, the brothers are lucky, if it is a few feet away, at least half of us who lead the troops will be killed. ”
Deng Xihou pretended to help Liu Xiang speak: "Don't be tall, Commander Liu's air force is still very demanding, at least it flew into the sky and didn't fall." ”
"Hahahaha!" The crowd burst into laughter.
Liu Xiang didn't speak with a dark face, his lungs were about to explode, and he roared: "Bring that bad turtle son here!" ”
Soon, Liu Xiang's guards escorted the bombardier over, and the soldier's legs were weak, and he knelt down with a puff, kowtowing again and again: "Commander, I was wrong, you spare my life." I still have an 80-year-old lady to raise at the head of the house, and if my head is cut off, what will my mother do? Commander ......"
"Shut up," Liu Xiang asked, "Lao Tzu asked you to blow up the target, why did you blow up your own head?" ”
The bombardier shouted, "Commander, you are wronged." I actually threw it at the range, and I don't know why it ended up in the crowd. It may be that the wind is strong today and blows over. ”
"Blow your ancestors," Liu Xiang was furious, "Blow a big iron lump, you blow it to Lao Tzu to see!" ”
"Commander, I didn't lie to you, wow, what a blow. Wronged, woo woo woo ......" the bombardier began to cry as he spoke.
Liu Xiang turned around and asked Liu Shenxian: "Master, what do you think?" ”
Liu Congyun pinched his fingers, half-squinted his eyes and said: "This is a demon wind, 20 miles to the east, there is a yellow wind spirit. Change the practice of opening the altar on the poor road to remove this evil for the commander, and you can sit back and relax! ”
The bombardier hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, it's a yellow wind spirit." When I was dropping bombs on the plane, I saw a yellow demonic wind blowing and blowing the shells crookedly. ”
Liu Xiang was skeptical about this, frowned and said, "Then Master Lao will eliminate harm for the people." ”
"Poor Dao will go all out, and he will not be dishonored," Liu Congyun said, "I will draw a few amulets to avoid evil when I go back, and the commander can ask people to stick the talismans on the plane, and there will definitely be no more accidents in the future." ”
Zhou Hexuan couldn't stand it anymore, and asked out loud: "Commander Liu, your Air Force bombardier, you haven't studied physics courses?" ”
"What's the physics class?" Liu Xiang was puzzled.
Zhou Hexuan said: "It is to calculate the flight altitude and flight speed, and then calculate the landing point of the shell for flat throwing motion according to these." ”
Liu Xiang scratched his head dizzily, when he was in the military academy, he was the last in every exam, where did he know what kind of flat throwing exercise.
Zhou Hexuan could only explain simply: "This brother who threw the bomb should have dropped the bomb above the shooting range." However, when the shell falls, it will continue to run forward due to inertia, so it will eventually explode in the pile of people. ”
Yang Sen immediately understood, and said mockingly: "Mr. Zhou is still knowledgeable, and he will wake up in a hurry." Brother Fu Cheng, I'm afraid that you, the air force, will have to invite a few teachers to teach science and culture, otherwise you will blow up your headquarters one day. ”
"Please, please, please," Liu Xiang hurriedly said, "Tomorrow I will invite a few physics teachers from Chongqing University to come to class." ”
Seeing that he was being ignored, Liu Congyun glared at Zhou Hexuan angrily, and said loudly: "Commander, if you want to go to class, Huang Fengjing must also be eliminated!" ”
"You have to get it, both prongedly, and you have to be neat." Liu Xiang said.
Zhou Hexuan was extremely unaccustomed to this demon, and this person was going to instigate Liu Xiang to attack Liu Wenhui in a few years, and later instigated Liu Xiang to attack the Red Army troops, and I don't know how many people were killed for his own selfish interests.
Moreover, "Confucius and Mencius" is still a branch sect of "Consistent (Harmonious) Dao", and "Consistent (Harmonious) Dao" belongs to the traitor cult. When Japan invaded North China and Shandong, the "Consistent (Harmonious) Dao" declared that Japan's invasion of China was a doom and an unchangeable punishment of the gods, and demanded that believers submit to the Japanese invaders and become accomplices of the Japanese army's rule in the north.
After Liu Congyun was driven out of Sichuan by Liu Xiang, he went to Shanghai to continue to swagger and deceive, and also helped the Japanese do many bad things.
Zhou Hexuan sneered and asked, "Daochang Liu, aren't you like a god?" Why didn't you calculate that there was going to be an accident in today's Air Force exercise? Or, you have already arrived, but you refuse to say it, and deliberately let Commander Liu look foreign! ”
"You're spewing blood!"
Liu Congyun was full of anger and explained to Liu Xiang: "Commander, there is still one step left to cultivate the poor Dao before it can cultivate to the realm of heaven and man induction. Before that, you had to rely on divination to predict good luck and evil, and there was really no fortune telling when you went out today. Commander Mingjian! ”
Liu Xiang nodded and said, "Master is right, I was negligent, I should let you make a hexagram first." ”
Zhou Hexuan smiled: "I see. Daochang Liu, why don't you also help me tell my fortune and calculate my future? ”
"Not available!" Liu Congyun waved his sleeves and was too lazy to talk to Zhou Hexuan.
The disciple next to Liu Congyun jumped out and said, "The surname is Zhou, how old are you?" The master is a white crane immortal who has gone down to earth, knows astronomy and geography, knows 10,000 years before and 10,000 years later. If you dare to offend Master and his old man, let Hades take your soul away at night! ”
"Shut up, don't be rude to Mr. Zhou!" Liu Xiang scolded with a gloomy face, although he firmly believed in Liu Shenxian, he still got a share of the weight.
"Hey, what a coincidence," Zhou Hexuan said happily, "I also mixed in the fairy world in my last life, and I often played mahjong with the Jade Emperor. Now that we meet our peers, why don't we shake the method? ”
Liu Xiang was puzzled: "Mr. Zhou, don't hurt the harmony." ”
Zhou Hexuan saw that Liu Congyun didn't speak, and said excitedly: "Daochang Liu, are you afraid?" ”
Liu Congyun sneered: "What's so scary? It's better than that, what do you say? ”
"Listen to me." Zhou Hexuan said.
"That's good, tomorrow will be compared, and then you will do it yourself! Let's drive home! Liu Congyun left the exercise ground in a huff.
Liu Xiang sighed and said, "Mr. Zhou, you are too impulsive. ”
Zhou Hexuan smiled and asked, "Does Commander Liu really believe in this Taoist priest?" ”
"Immortal Liu's fortune tellings are still relatively accurate." Liu Xiang didn't say anything to death, obviously not a superstitious person.
Not only Liu Xiang, but all the warlords present were human spirits, not so much that they respected Liu Congyun, but that they were afraid of the unknown. When it really involves its own interests, let alone Liu Shenxian, even if the king of heaven and Lao Tzu are in the way, he will kill him.
Yang Sen came to Zhou Hexuan's side, smiled and gave a thumbs up and said, "Mr. Zhou, you still have the strength to fight, as soon as you come to Chongqing, you dare to fight with Daoist Liu." ”
Zhou Hexuan said happily: "Maybe I'm more powerful than him?" ”
Liu Xiang invited Zhou Hexuan to take his special car back to the city, and suddenly asked halfway: "Mr. Zhou, do you need help?" ”
"Commander Liu wants me to win?" Zhou Hexuan asked with a smile.
Liu Xiang replied to the question, with a sinister smile on his face: "It's still okay to kill his sharpness, this Taoist priest has been making a bit of a fuss recently." ”