Lao Tzu recruited whoever provoked whom, he was going to be framed like this!

A brief introduction on the play list, such a clever and clever lyrics, if Yue Qianqiu still doesn't understand who is alluding to, he is a pig brain!

I didn't expect that he would have a day when he would be regarded as the protagonist of the drama! She also became a princess dressed as a man!

Yue Qianqiu didn't care about the play list and mung bean cake that fell on the ground, and rushed to Yue Xiaosi, who was eating melon seeds, and asked angrily, "What the hell is going on?" ”

"That's it. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Yue Xiaosi fluttered his head, as if he didn't see his puffed out, so he said with a smile, "Just allow the old man and the eldest princess to calculate others, and the emperor will pull the bias in the middle, and don't allow others to calculate them?" You are allowed to jump up and down to play with people, and no one is allowed to pull you into the water? ”

Yue Qianqiu wanted to say what it had to do with me, but thinking that he had the support of his grandfather and master, he had indeed jumped up and down these days, and he couldn't help but feel a little weak, and secretly regretted that he was really in the limelight and angry before. shot the first bird, if he wasn't too conspicuous, people would make a big fuss because of Ying Xiaopang's life experience, and they wouldn't have pulled him for no reason!

Thinking of the misdeeds of the "British king's staff" who collided headlong with Yan Xu, his heart moved, and after thinking about it, he simply said it to Yue Xiao Siming. When he finished explaining what happened, he only heard Yue Xiaosi laugh.

"Look, the person who planned behind the scenes this time has a fight with the old man, and he simply uses a serial plan!"

It's not for you to express your feelings, it's for you to come up with ideas!

Yue Qianqiu was so angry by Yue Xiaosi's lively posture that he suddenly stepped on the other party's instep coldly.

However, even if he laughed very heartily, the more Xiaosi had been in the den of thieves for so many years, how could that sensitivity be compared to the more Qianqiu? At this time, he moved his foot to the side dangerously, and then he pinched Yue Qianqiu's face again angrily and funny, and was almost bitten by his cheap son.

"You're a dog, and you can bite!" Yue Xiaosi was suspicious of what the old lady had when he picked up the child, and he took his hand back, and then he snorted coldly and said, "Now that people have made a big move, unless the old man has already found out, or is preparing for another big move, otherwise you will be responsible for this trouble." ”

Seeing Yue Qianqiu frowning, Yue Xiaosi couldn't help but point at his eyebrows: "There is an old man when the sky falls, what are you afraid of?" ”

"Nonsense, because my grandfather adopted me, because I was old and reckless before, this is why this incident will happen, how can I blame grandpa for all the trouble?" Yue Qianqiu glanced at the cheap father, and simply sat down cross-legged, "It's said that there are three stinkers, and one Zhuge Liang is the top." Grandpa isn't here, I'm smart, and you're not stupid, so I don't believe I can't come up with a solution! ”

Yue Xiaosi almost didn't choke to death by this cheap son. Listen to this, this kid prides himself on being smart, and the evaluation of him is just that he is not stupid! This is a bold statement, it is really ...... Three generations of his ancestors and grandchildren have been passed down from generation to generation!

After leaving the chair and standing up, Yue Xiaosi sat down cross-legged directly opposite Yue Qianqiu, and after staring at him for a while, he suddenly burst out with a sentence.

"I just had a delusion."

Yue Qianqiu thought that Yue Xiaosi had come up with some idea, but when he heard the second half, he suddenly wanted to strangle this cheap dad who was even more unpredictable than Yan Xu.

"Although I was quite ridiculous when I was young, I never touched Flower Street and Willow Lane! Where did you leave such an illegitimate child who resembles me from head to toe, temperament and ideas? Could it be that some woman got drunk with me and had a spring breeze with me for a while......"

Speaking of which, the younger four eyes saw the more Qianqiu kicked in, and immediately parried with his palm, and then sighed again.

"Even the kicks are so ruthless, saying that you are not my own child, who believes it?"

Yue Qianqiu is going crazy. Whether it is the scheming grandfather, the domineering eldest princess, the graceful and generous wife, or the master who has the second secondary disease from time to time, he has never felt that it is so tricky, but the father in front of him who has not taken the usual path since he appeared really makes him feel hateful.

He slammed the floor in annoyance and shouted, "If I were your own child, the first thing I would do now would be to ask you for seven years of alimony and pocket money!" There is also an advance of all the expenses for the next ten years, a dowry for marrying a daughter-in-law in the future, and a ...... for raising children."

Yue Qianqiu finally remembered to cut off the words milk powder money and diaper money, and he saw that Yue Xiaosi's hippie smiling face just now had turned into an embarrassment full of self-inflicted hardship. For the time being, he didn't bother to talk to people anymore, and continued to beat the floor and said angrily: "Talking about business, what should I do!" ”

Originally, he sneaked back to Yue's house to see his son, and Yue Xiaosi was just for such a thing, but he couldn't help but want to tease when he saw this little rabbit cub, but when he flashed his paws, he really felt that he was cheap.

At this moment, he put away the miscellaneous thoughts just now, and the banter on his face disappeared, and the whole person brought out a bit of the prestige and bearing that he had cultivated in the upper position for many years.

"You were personally brought back by the old man, your life experience, God knows, you don't know him. Even if someone uses you to make a fuss about being the same age as someone, the old man explains clearly, the emperor would not be so gullible. But the problem is that Feng Guifei has always been a stupid woman with a narrow mind, and the little fat man who always pesters you is just as insidious and cunning, as long as their mother and son think that you are a scourge, they will definitely not give up. ”

"Then, there will be a rift between the emperor and the old man, and once this rift appears, it will be irreparable." Speaking of this, Yue Xiaosi showed a mocking smile, "Not only the old man, these days, the eldest princess of Dongyang and Ah Xu's mother and son have also formed a deep relationship with you, if it is really rumors, how can the emperor treat them?" ”

Yue Qianqiu snapped her fingers in annoyance, feeling extremely aggrieved.

forced the emperor to choose between his concubine and his son, his sister and his henchman, the person who designed it was really vicious!

He took a deep breath, looked at Yue Xiaosi with great righteousness and said, "You have analyzed so much, what are your ideas?" If there's something that makes me stand up and carry the cauldron, then don't say it, I don't have that spirit of sacrifice, I haven't lived enough! ”

"How did your little brain grow?"

Yue Xiaosi's serious face suddenly couldn't hold it. He fluttered on Yue Qianqiu's head again with a sigh of anger, and then whispered with a smile: "I told Han Yu of Wude Division about this matter, I got the news, and it is said that it is a good show made up by the people in Beiyan's secret. But I don't believe that the people of Beiyan alone can come up with such an accurate plan. ”

"So, at least some of our own people are making waves. After all, a lot of people don't want that little fat guy to exist. ”

Yue Xiaosi put his hands on both knees, leaned forward slightly, and said to Yue Qianqiu word by word: "So, thirty-six counts, go for the top count......"

didn't wait for Yue Xiaosi to finish speaking, Yue Qianqiu hurriedly interrupted: "Don't say that I will go back with you to recognize my mother!" ”

"I want to take it, but I'm not afraid that the old man will beat me to death, and I'm afraid that your mother will beat me to death!" Being stabbed by Yue Qianqiu for that bit of playful care, Yue Xiaosi sighed a little regretfully, and then stretched out three fingers, and his voice was very low.

"Well, no kidding, I've got three ideas in mind. The first is to wronged the eldest princess and say that you are the illegitimate child of her and the old man...... Ouch! ”

Yue Xiaosi was finally hit by the mung bean cake thrown by Yue Qianqiu this time. He picked it up and nibbled on it twice without disgust, and then said unhurriedly: "The second one, let's just say that you are actually Axu's illegitimate son......"

Yue Qianqiu was too lazy to complain about Yue Xiaosi, and he was even more lazy to compete with this guy for reaction speed, so he just said weakly: "Rejected!" What about the third idea? ”

"The third one is the easiest, but it's also the most difficult." Although Yue Xiaosi lowered his voice when he was involved in the imperial court just now, this time his body leaned forward more, almost approaching Yue Qianqiu's little face, "Let the emperor push the boat down the river, recognize you, the 'prince', and say that you are the one he fostered in the Yue family." In this way, the emperor will have two princes, and the adopted son earlier will be able to go to the side to rest his dishes. Moreover, it is good for confusing the public. ”

This time, Yue Qianqiu only felt as if he had been struck by lightning.

He was very sure that whoever he consulted should not consult with Zhuge Liang, Yue Xiaosi.

This guy should have given him back what he said just now. What's the head!

Just when Yue Qianqiu was thinking about what he could do to smash Yue Xiao four or two more times, he who had just completely ignored the opera lyrics outside suddenly heard a huge noise, and then finally heard the cheer.

"Wu Desi is doing things, all stay where they are and don't move!"