Since the French Parliament awarded Haitao the title of "Oriental Saint" and erected a statue of Haitao under the Eiffel Tower in Paris, European and American countries have taken action on this matter:

The House of Representatives in London, the capital of England, awarded Haitao the title of honorary citizen, and the House of Commons of the country reached an agreement, with a vote approval rate of up to 100 percent, creating a record for the English Parliament to vote. The title of "Champion Fighter" and "Old Friend of the English People" also claims the English government. On the banks of the Thames, a statue was erected on the banks of the Thames, which was two meters higher than the statue of the sea in Paris and 20 meters high, to show that the English people valued the "great saint of the East" more than France.

France and England took the lead, and many European countries followed suit, awarding various honorary titles and titles to Haitaodu, and erecting thousands of statues of Haitaodu.

The English Quan Zhilong, who was a hooligan who ventured to the Far Eastern city of Shanghai, was the first foreigner to kneel and lick Haitaodu, seized this great opportunity and wrote a memoir "Haitaodu and My Days with Me", in the book, he affectionately recalled the deep friendship with Haitaodu "struggle", as well as the "struggle" with the "evil empire desolate emperor" Hu Zhen "struggle" in the eventful years, and enthusiastically eulogized Haitaodu's "great personality".

This book, which was a lie from head to toe, was greatly touted throughout the European and American world, triggering a frenzy of procurement, resulting in a reprint and sales of more than 30 million copies, becoming the second most printed book after the religious classic "Bible".

The most depressed are the two countries of Oros and the Netherlands, many people in these two countries have also followed others to coax Haitao to portray Haitao as a "saint" and "great man". The government was afraid of the retaliation of the Chinese Empire, so it did not dare to make any moves, but just let the people do nonsense.

In the end, someone brought Haitao out at the first European Peace Prize in Erbeno, and with the unanimous vote of the European judges, Haitao who drowned in the dung pit won the first Erbeno Peace Prize.

An Italian businessman seized the market opportunity, based on Tsuen Zhilong's memoirs, compiled a script, and used equipment and technology purchased from the Chinese Empire to shoot a movie, telling the story of the "Oriental Sage" Haitao and his two wives, three lovers, and five female fans, and at the same time profoundly created an ugly image of an "Oriental tyrant", but the end of the movie was a little depressed and unacceptable to European audiences: because all the women related to the protagonist, All of them were snatched away by the tyrant and put into the deep palace to do ***.

In this case, the entire white world of Europe and the United States set off a wave of fanaticism against the "tyrants of the East".

With the increase in the influence of the book and the movie of "Sage Haitaodu", Haitao has been shaped into a "saint" in the new era and won the Erbeno Peace Prize, the Chinese Empire Emperor Hu Zhen just looked at it coldly and did not say anything, but many people couldn't sit still, countless people flocked to the embassies and consulates of European countries to protest, rotten eggs, rotten vegetable leaves ransacked the houses of foreigners over and over again, fortunately there was the protection of the Chinese Imperial police, the quality of the Chinese Empire people became higher and higher, and they still insisted on abiding by the imperial laws under anger, Otherwise, foreigners don't know how many died.

"European and American countries are really getting more and more presumptuous!" Zhang Dajiang, the Minister of Intelligence, was so angry that he threw a bunch of intelligence on the table, and then said depressedly: "But the emperor does not allow us to use the power lurking in Europe to launch a counterattack!" ”

Minister of Security Chen Zichao said quietly: "This is right, what the emperor wants is to use the powerful power of the empire to solve the problem once and for all in the future, and he doesn't care about the current buzzing of flies!" ”

"That's what I said, but just watching those white-skinned pigs mess around like this, we just don't feel comfortable in our hearts, and the people of the empire are uncomfortable, we have to do something?"

"Didn't the emperor say that in addition to not using the latent force, we can do other things, in addition to the inside of the empire, we can also do something in the Digabu Kingdom in Africa and the Indian Kingdom in North America!"

"Well, I also remember that the emperor said that the truth is within the range of the cannon, it seems that these European and American white-skinned pigs, if they don't use cannons and violence in the future, they will not obediently admit defeat, the emperor has already figured this out in his heart......" Zhang Dajiang is worthy of being an attendant officer beside Emperor Hu Zhen for many years, and he is very familiar with Hu Zhen's thoughts and practices, as long as he calms down a little, he can understand the seriousness of the matter: "Okay, we can only do something to explain the truth!" ”

The power of the Imperial Intelligence Department and the Ministry of Security is very powerful, and the two departments joined forces, and in just a few days, the ins and outs of the Haitaodu incident were written into a book, compiled and published, and only then did people figure out what was going on:

It turned out that Haitao was just a gangster on the beach, and his career only kept up with the English foreigners.

This Quan Zhilong was originally a poor egg in England, he came to Shanghai to take an adventure, and made a little money by defrauding the rich people in China who knelt and licked foreigners, and became a celebrity in Shanghai under the praise of many Chinese people.

Although he has some money, Quan Zhilong can't be happy, it turns out that he doesn't like women, only men, and he has a hemorrhoid in his butt groove, which always makes the pain uncomfortable.

At this time, Haitao is very honored to be his slave, since he was a child, Haitao who grew up in the countryside also had hemorrhoids when he was a child, once when he was sleeping on the side of the road, he was licked by a bitch of his hemorrhoids, he felt very comfortable, so he licked the butt groove to the bitch every day, and the hemorrhoids were so good.

With this experience, Haitao said that he was well trained, and proposed to Quan Zhilong that he lick the hemorrhoids in the groove of Quan Zhilong's buttocks, and use his unique ancestral tongue secret recipe to treat hemorrhoids.

Quan Zhilong tried it and felt very comfortable, so he asked Haitao to kneel in front of the bed every day to lick his hemorrhoids, and in less than three months, only the hemorrhoids were really healed.

In the process, Haitao and Quan Zhilong had a "love", and the two lived together for six months.

Haitao actually didn't have this kind of perverted need, but in order to get ahead and endure disgusting to serve this foreigner, every night, Quan Zhilong tortured Haitao to death. Relying on this trick, Haitao embarked on the road of Shanghai Tang movie star.