Subtitle of this chapter: Disgusting and undead, tired and dead!

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"Sa, add some ingredients...... It doesn't hurt that Chinese, right? ”

"Sir, rest assured. This method will only cause mental harm to the subject. I've experimented on other subjects, and none of them have survived, and some have even gone insane with fright......"

"Bang dang!"

Just when MI5's torture experts were beaming, a British agent broke in very rudely.

He pointed out and said in a trembling voice, "He, he, he......"

"Hmm." Perverts are generally quite smart, and the penguin people have already guessed what is happening, so they ask, "Did the subject faint?" ”

"No, no, not ......"

"Oh, that subject must be hysterical."

"Also, also, not ......"

"Hey, ...... he?"

Sir Kyle couldn't help but interrupt the torturer and turned to the agent and asked, "Okay, just tell me what's going on." ”

"He, he, he......" Agent "Him" for a long time, and finally said, "Hey, you better go and see for yourself!" ”

"K" and the torturer looked at each other, stood up and walked to the basement.

"Boom la la ......"

Our Master Yuan saw someone pour in a large bucket of colorful and varied insects.

I'll go for it, did I fall into the hands of the British MI5, or did I fall into the hands of the Miaojiang Five Poison Sect. Well, both of these have a "five" word.

This is strange, I haven't seen the foreign version of Blue Phoenix and He Tieshou.

However, Yuan Yan immediately understood.

In the future, the relations between the United States of America and the Republic of Cuba need not be introduced. There is this thorn next to the Blue Star Overlord, which is also a historical "beautiful talk".

In 1901, under duress from the United States, the Constituent Assembly of Cuba passed an amendment, Article 7, which stated that "the Government of Cuba shall provide the United States with the territory necessary for the establishment of coal storage and naval bases".

Therefore, what he heard was that Guantanamo, Cuba, still has a US military base, and it is the first of its kind, and it is also the only US overseas military base that does not have a deadline for return.

Because it is not the United States, the CIA is able to torture prisoners there.

One of their tricks was to torture prisoners with insects. Because the fear of insects is one of the instincts of human beings.

During the long period of human evolution, I don't know how many people have been bitten to death or stung to death by poisonous insects and poisonous snakes, and slowly evolved the nature of being afraid of insects...... Of course, Cantonese people are not among them.

Thinking about it this way, the special profession of worm vein warlock is really tailor-made for the people of Guangdong.

Of course, although our Yuan Dawarlock is not from Cantonese, he is now better than Cantonese.

He watched the eight-hour "Rebirth of the Junction of Urban and Rural Cultivation of Immortals", this author loves to write about all kinds of food, and he is a little hungry when he reads it......

Slowly, these bugs are not the treated bugs in his small tin box, they are all dirty, and it is very likely to have diarrhea if you eat them.

Well, why don't you try out your newly acquired spell-like ability, "Enchanting Animals".

So when the head of MI5 and the torture experts arrived, the two saw a strange scene.

"Your Royal Highness the Duke, hold on, you must hold on......"

"Your Majesty the Emperor, if you don't break through, it will be bad. Those marshals of yours are really wasted and are wasting their time......"

"Alright, well, another Duke's Royal Highness has arrived. Your Majesty, you're going to be bad......"

Through the small window, "K" saw several distinct groups of insects crawling around in an orderly manner under the command of the "mysterious oriental".

He couldn't help asking, "Yuan, Yuan, Dr. Yuan, what are you, you, what are you doing?" ”

Our Master Yuan was concentrating on commanding the insect army, so he said two English words without looking back: "TOTAL AR!"

"All-out war? What is this? ”

"Hi, sir. You don't even know about all-out war......"

Forget it, summer insects can't talk about ice, and they can't talk about video games in 1921.

That's right, not to mention "Total War" these days, not even "Pac-Man".

"Oh, sir, aren't you a professional soldier? Don't you see that this is the Battle of Waterloo? ”

Yuan Yanqian happily pointed to a group of centipedes and spiders struggling to maintain the battle line and said, "This is the British, Dutch, Belgian and Hanoverian allied forces commanded by your first Duke of Wellington. ”

He pointed to a group of small strongmen who were attacking one after another: "This is the French army of Napoleon I." ”

Finally, he pointed to a group of scorpions that had come full circle: "This is the Prussian army of Blücher, Duke of Walstadt, who was the last to arrive at the battlefield......"

Sir Kyle, who was also a professional soldier who had studied at the Royal Military College in Sanchester, could not have known the course of this historic battle of great importance.

So when he looked at it this way, it really looked like the same thing......

Wait a minute, these bugs are so good at demonstrating the battle example for Mao?!

"His Majesty the Emperor fled, and the Battle of Waterloo ended. Sir, what other battles would you like to see? ”

Yuan Yan smacked his lips and said: "I want to have a Battle of Verdun, after all, this is the biggest battle in the last European War, and it is ......."

He pointed to the ground and said regretfully, "There aren't enough bugs, why don't you bring me a few more buckets?" Don't close the window yet......"

"Bang dang!"

The head of MI5 brutally closed the bars and asked the torture expert, who also looked ugly: "Sa, what now?" ”

The penguin touched his face, exhaled heavily, and said, "It seems that we colleagues have to work hard......"

"Bang!"

A few minutes later, the iron door opened, and a British agent shouted at Yuan Yanqian: "You, come out quickly!" ”

"Nope." Our Master Yuan shook his head and said, "I, don't come out!" ”

The British agent said angrily, "If you don't come out, then we ......."

"If I don't come out, what can you do?" Yuan Yanqian beckoned to him disdainfully, "If you have the ability, you can come in by yourself!" ”

Before he could finish speaking, the insects on the ground who were still alive turned in unison, like soldiers who had heard orders, and stared at the agents at the door with a pair of cold insect eyes.

These poisonous insects all looked like they were about to move, which immediately scared these British agents into white sweat.

Another veteran agent coughed and said, "Yuan, Yuan, Dr. Yuan, I have something to say." Please come out on your own. ”

"That's right, your mother taught you to be polite. I can come out on my own, but ......," our Master Yuan said cheerfully, "I have one condition. ”

"On what terms?"

"I'm hungry and want to eat!"

The agents looked back at the two bosses behind them with gloomy faces, and "K" looked back at Sa, and finally the torture expert nodded.

"Okay, Dr. Yuan......"

"I said, are you British chefs picking out disabled people with taste and vision disorders?"

"I said you British soldiers won't mutiny if you eat this all day?"

"I said you are British ......"

Yuan Yanqian said so, and her appetite was still very good. While eating and drinking, he also vigorously undermined the "morale" of the British agents. When he had finished eating, he was escorted to an interrogation room that was simply furnished.

Aside from the harsh lighting, there's nothing unusual about this room......

Master Yuan saw these bright and shiny high-power bulbs and understood that this was to interrogate Lao Tzu tiredly.

"Hahaha......" he couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh.

"Hey, what are you laughing at?"

Yuan Yanqian glanced at the impolite agent contemptuously, and instead of answering, he sat down on his own.

Is his attitude so arrogant for Mao again?

Nonsense, because he already understands the other party's methods, how can he be afraid of fatigue interrogation with a 17-point physique.

That's right, ordinary people can go 72 hours without eating or drinking but not sleeping for 72 hours, but his old man is just the opposite.

At this time, the torture expert Sa, personally walked into the interrogation room.

He looked at Master Yuan with a very sharp eye, and said substantially: "Hello, Dr. Yuan." My name is ......"

Growing up to be such a virtuous guy, Yuan Yanqian was not interested in knowing what his name was.

"I'm sorry, I don't want to know. I'll call you......" He also looked at the torture expert with a lazy gaze that was not sharp at all, but rather lazy, "Mr. Pengiun! ”

As soon as he heard the title of "Mr. Penguin", the faces of the other people present twitched, and the green tendons on the penguin man's head jumped, and then he gritted his teeth and sneered: "Hehehe, very humorous." Dr. Yuan, I hope you can maintain your sense of humor. ”

"Thank you, I will."

"Alright, Dr. Yuan. Let's get started......" Sa sat down in the interrogator's seat and asked solemnly, "your name?" ”

And Yuan Yanqian replied locally: "You know. ”

"Your nationality?"

"You know that, too."

"Your date of birth?"

"You know ...... better"

"Wait a minute."

Our Master Yuan suddenly pointed to an agent next to him and said, "You! ”

"Yes, don't look around, it's you......" he asked loudly, "what do you do?" ”

The people were really a little frightened and stammered, "I, I, I'm the recorder." ”

Yuan Yanqian continued to ask curiously, "Recorder? In other words, you wrote down everything I said, right? ”

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Smack!"

Master Yuan slapped his face and said, "Great, I happen to have an inspiration for a movie script, and now my female secretary is not around, so please help me write it down." ”

"Hmmm......"

The recorder set his sights on the torture expert.

Penguin people say that they are going to boil you like an eagle, and you are willing to waste energy to write a script, wouldn't that be just right?

Therefore, he sneered and said, "Since Dr. Yuan is so energetic, well, let's help you write it down......"

"Thank you, Mr. Penguin."

"Let's get started, it's called ......"

"AR Addict is the third film produced by DreamWorks Pictures, the third sound film in the world, and the third film created by Mr. Yuen.

At the time, the film once again set a new record for the cost of film production, with a total cost of more than $4 million.

The director is naturally the chief director of DreamWorks - David Griffith, and the male lead actor is a newly debuted actor - Henford Bogart.

Completely contrary to Mr. Yuan's previous "Famine Orphan Girl", "War Addict" has no heroine, not even a named female character, and is a real male movie.

"War Junkie" is also unique in the history of cinema, hailed as "the most anti-war war movie" and "the most comedic tragedy film".

The film is based on a true story and is based on a Venezuelan named Rafael de Nogales......"

Yuan Hongjian read a very popular history book in later generations, written by a Swedish named Pete Engren.

The protagonists of this book are 23 ordinary people from 10 countries, including Britain, France, and Germany, with different genders, ages, classes, occupations, and ethnic backgrounds. Drawing on their diaries, family letters, and memoirs, the author skillfully connects every day and battle of the First World War, recreating the historical scene of a hundred years ago.

The Chinese translation of this book is called "Beauty and Sorrow", which is really a title that people can't complain about. The subtitle is more normal, "A Personal History of the First World War".

And among these 23 protagonists, there is a Venezuelan buddy who is particularly inflated.

Born in 1880, Rafael de Nogales fought in the Spanish-American War of 1898 when he was just 18 years old, and of course served in the Spanish army.

In the end, Spain failed.

After the end of the Spanish-American War, a revolution with a slightly socialist character broke out in Venezuela in 1902-03, known as the "Venezuelan Crisis". Nogales took part in this revolution. However, the crisis attracted foreign interference, and British, German and Italian naval warships came to "watch".

In the end, the revolution failed.

As a defeated revolutionary, he naturally went into exile, from Latin America to Northeast Asia, just in time for the Russo-Japanese War of 1905. He joined the army of Tsarist Russia in the fight against the Japanese.

In the end, Russia failed.

Do you know why this movie is called "War Addict"?

After the Russo-Japanese War, there were no more wars worth mentioning in the world, and Nogales, a "war addict", finally stopped and returned to the Americas to become a less successful gold digger.

Until the outbreak of World War I in 1914......

"Dr. Yuan, I'm sorry." The recorder couldn't help but stop his pen and asked curiously, "You say this is true?" ”

Our Master Yuan smiled slightly, stretched out the index and middle fingers of his right hand and said, "Please give me a cigarette." ”

"Boom!"

They really gave him a cigarette and lit it courteously.

"Hoo ......"

"Nicotine addict" Yuan Yanqian took a deep puff of cigarette, and then said slowly: "What does it matter if it's real or fake?" ”

"You just have to do a good job of taking notes. I'll go on......"

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