XXXVI. The general is coming
Liu Fan was so angry that he stomped his feet a few times, and looked at Zhang Liao who fell to the ground, obviously she was seriously injured, and it would be impossible to make a move for a while, but no one dared to go up. She knew that these general-level people all had a fairly high self-healing ability, and if she didn't kill them immediately, even if she took the mink away immediately, as soon as she recovered, she would still be able to take the people back.
One doesn't do it, two don't stop, it's better to ask for others than for yourself, these women are all smart, at this moment, they are pretending to be deaf and dumb, no one wants to come forward, then only they can solve it. It's not that she doesn't want to kill, it's just that she's not in good shape, it's not easy to squat, and it's even more difficult to stand up after squatting, but since she can't move people, there's nothing she can do.
At that moment, he sneered and said: "Okay, you don't dare, this princess will do it herself......" walked a few steps and suddenly shouted: "Get up!" He actually jumped up more than a meter high with such a fat body, and then fell towards Zhang Liao's head.
Her whole person is estimated to be no less than five hundred pounds, after falling from a height of more than 1 meter, the instantaneous impact force generated is basically not a problem to kill an ordinary person, the petite Zhang Liao seems to be almost a hundred pounds, whether she can withstand her fall under serious injuries, it is difficult to say.
It was too late, and then it was fast, and this huge body pressed firmly on Zhang Liao's body in the blink of an eye.
A group of women applauded and praised her for her cleverness, this method kills people, although it is not bloody, but it is very effective, and if someone really investigates, it can be said that she accidentally sat down, and many people also suggested that since she has sat down, she might as well roll back and forth a few times like a ball, which is called strength crushing, and the people below are dead or alive.
Liu Wu and the others were dumbfounded, but Liu Wu felt that although this fat was heavy, it couldn't help but be a little relaxed, which invisibly increased the contact area, as long as she didn't last long, it was expected that Zhang Liao might not be able to stand it. But if she crushed it so repeatedly, it would be difficult to say, he was anxious, and said to Xu Chu: "You just watch a good man like this...... Was a good girl run over to death? ”
Xu Chu said: "Which eye of yours saw me watching, what's so good about this?" I see that you are watching, you care about her so much, is it because an ugly man is in love with a beautiful woman? ”
Liu Wu's heart fluttered, and he subconsciously glanced at Zhao Yun, and sure enough, there was a dark cloud on her face, and he was bitter in his heart.
At this moment, only someone could be heard: "What's the situation, why don't you hear the singing but there is applause?" ”
As he spoke, a female general flashed out of the door, dazzling and glamorous, looking at the situation in the entire restaurant, he was stunned.
Seeing that everyone was looking at their hair, the female general smiled and said: "Everyone looks at what I do, I'm just more beautiful, younger, and more radiant, but you staring at me like this, it will make me embarrassed." Looking at Liu Fan, who was sitting on the ground, he said strangely: "What's the matter, isn't this Princess Qi Tian, what are you doing sitting there?" ”
Liu Fanleng paused for a moment, smiled awkwardly, but didn't answer, she didn't want Lu Bu to see her sitting, so she leaned forward slightly and completely covered Zhang Liao under her with a long skirt, but she didn't expect that Zhang Liao's head was exposed.
Lu Bu took a closer look and suddenly realized: "I can see clearly, there seems to be a head behind the buttocks, ah, I understand, you are giving birth to a child, right?" Then you should go home and give birth. ”
As soon as these words came out, a group of women all covered their mouths, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. It turns out that this Liu Fan is really fat, and when she sits down, her entire abdomen can hang down to the ground, which looks similar to that of a pregnant woman, but just like that, she is most afraid of others saying that she looks like a pregnant woman. Lu Bu said that she was giving birth, and it really looked like it if she looked closely, which touched her taboo. Everyone thought it was funny, but they didn't dare to laugh it.
The look on Liu Fan's face suddenly became very ugly, and Lu Bu said: "Oh no, your head is out, but your face is still so bad, no, prepare the car quickly, you have to take her to the hospital quickly......" rushed over at once, grabbed his hand, and hugged Liu Fan all at once. Then he saw Zhang Liao lying on the ground, and said: "Is this really your birth, why is it so Peugeot...... Ouch, I'm so confused, you're sitting on someone else's little girl, I said Princess Qi Tian, wouldn't it be too cruel for you to pile up your flesh on a little girl? ”
Liu Fan said angrily: "Lu Bu, you are so bold, you dare to tease this princess, don't you want to die?" ”
Lu Bu said: "No, princess, I really thought you were giving birth to a child just now, you know, my Abu is young and hasn't had a chance to give birth to a child, so I don't understand this matter too much, I looked at you like that just now, it seems like you are really giving birth to a child......"
Liu Fan was so angry that he couldn't speak, and Xu Chu protested: "What, there are really people who are more confused and ignorant than the old lady, if you are not pretending to be confused, or you are a big fool, you will actually feel that she looks like she is giving birth to a child just now." ”
Lu Budao: "Isn't it the same way she looked just now?" ”
Xu Chu said: "Only you will think so, if you ask everyone, you will know that the princess's posture just now is sitting, which point here is like giving birth, like a hen laying eggs." Giving birth to children is born lying down, and laying eggs is sitting. ”
Liu Fan was so angry that his facial features shifted (but in this way, his appearance was finally a little normal) and said: "Xu Chu, do you want to do it?" ”
Xu Chu said: "I'm just explaining to this mother-in-law, is it wrong, I've seen both of these things......"
Lu Bu said: "In this way, the princess is neither giving birth to a child nor laying eggs. ”
Liu Fan said: "You just laid eggs, and your family laid eggs." ”
Lu Bu said: "You don't give birth to children, you don't lay eggs, what are you sitting there for?" ”
Liu Fan said: "You can be lenient, let me go back to my place, don't mislead my business......"
Lu Budao: "Let you go back, then you can sit on the little girl." This little girl is quite cute, and it's not good if you really want to sit her flat. ”
Liu Fan said: "I just want to sit back, you can't care." ”
Lu Budao: "This is neither hygienic nor elegant, and there is a certain degree of danger......
Liu Fan gritted his teeth and said, "Lu Bu, didn't you hear what I said clearly?" I don't want you to worry about that. ”
Lu Bu smiled bitterly and said: "I heard it, but I am for your good, I am worried that if there are nails, stones, or unknown all kinds of sharp or hard objects on the ground, you will not suffer?" ”
Liu Fan said: "Are you finished?" I said, don't worry about it. ”
Lu Bu said: "Okay, I'll put you back." ”
Liu Fan said: "I don't want you to put it, you just throw me up, the higher the better, as long as you don't touch the house or something, and then throw me back to my original position." ”
Lu Budao: "Why is this? Even though I have the strength, I can't afford to waste it. ”
Liu Fan said: "I have a sudden illness, and I have to fall like this once to be rescued." ”
Lu Budao: "What about the little girl? ”
Liu Fan said: "Don't worry about it, if you don't follow my words, throw me back, I have three long and two short, just play the court and see how many heads you have." ”
Lu Bu smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, this kind of treatment, my Abu can be regarded as an eye-opener." Throwing Liu Fan up, he threw it more than three meters high, almost touching the roof, and then landed directly, and sure enough, it smashed to the original place.
Liu Wu was shocked, such a huge body, really fell from such a high ground, even if Zhang Liao was not crushed to death just now, it is estimated that he will not be able to live now, he was just about to speak, his body was tight, and he couldn't open his mouth, only to hear Zhao Yun whisper in his ear: "Don't worry." ”