From Chengdu to Xiangyangpo, walked for more than ten days, and stayed here for one night, so many days without fighting, these people's hands have long been itchy, if you don't find each other to vent, maybe you will fight with your own people.

But this is also good, not only let them get addicted, but also give the other party a dismount before the battle begins, which can be regarded as a deterrent.

Liu He secretly laughed here, Cao Cao and Sun Quan couldn't sit still, and both sides made strong condemnations and protests against Liu He at the same time, and the head of the Zhao family had no choice but to announce that the day of the start of the battle would be advanced to tomorrow.

On the night when the war was about to start, the camps of the three parties showed a completely different situation.

Under Lu Su's instructions, all the soldiers of Eastern Wu seized the time to rest, in order to recuperate and meet the battle with all their might.

In Cao Cao's military camp, not only did no soldiers rest and practice as usual, but the training time was doubled compared to usual.

As for Liu He's side, it didn't look like he was here to fight at all, and the entire barracks were filled with the aroma of fine wine.

Not only the wine and food, Liu He also invited a large number of girls from the Qinglou to perform a dance when everyone exchanged glasses and lamps.

Those disciples who claimed to be born in a famous and decent family, at first when they saw this chaotic scene, they still felt that there was a miasma, and they all frowned in disgust, but when they saw the girls' dancing, their eyes were all straight, their master had only taught them martial arts, but he had never told them that there were so many interesting things besides martial arts.

Of course, the girls were just here to dance, and it was impossible to get them to drink with them, and even more so than to do things that required going back to the tent.

Liu He didn't want to see that when he got up early tomorrow morning, his gang of people would all become soft-footed crabs, so how could this battle be fought.

After reluctantly watching the girls leave, a group of unfinished gang disciples gathered around Liu He with wine bowls.

"Sir, when will we ask these girls to dance to us again?" A thin gang disciple said with a wicked smile on his face.

This person Liu He has some impressions, nicknamed Skinny Monkey, don't look at others who look thin, but he is practicing a brutal foreign kung fu, Liu He once witnessed it with his own eyes, he smashed three city bricks in a row with his head, and among the thirty-six gangs, he can be regarded as a number one person.

"What? Not enough to get started? Liu He smiled and picked up the wine bowl and took a big sip.

The thin monkey scratched his head a little embarrassedly, "To tell you the truth, Mr. Don't tell me, what I practice is a child's skill, and I can't have that man or woman, if I cross the thunder pool, my more than 20 years of skill will be in vain, so ah, I can only get over it." ”

"Skinny monkey! I advise you, don't even get addicted, if you look at it, you cross the thunder pool, and scatter your more than 20 years of childlike skills, then it will be a big loss! Ha ha! ”

A group of people began to heckle, and then they all burst into laughter.

The thin monkey turned his head and glared at them fiercely, jumped to his feet and scolded, "What are you laughing at!" Look at your cowardice one by one, even if Lao Tzu scatters his work, he can beat your grandsons all over the ground looking for teeth, believe it or not! ”

"Lao Tzu and grandson? That's a generational difference! The big guys come to listen, the thin monkey thinks that women want to go crazy, and they can't even tell the generation! ”

The thin monkey practiced foreign kung fu, and he had never touched a woman, so he was naturally more angry than the average person.

Liu He stepped forward and grabbed the thin monkey, held the wine bowl and said, "Give me face today, come, drink!" ”

As he spoke, Liu He raised the wine bowl and drank it all.

Mr. Tianji's face, who can not give it?

It is not a loss to be a character who has been crawling on the rivers and lakes for many years, although the thin monkey is young, but he has far more experience than ordinary people, he immediately sat back in his seat, as if he was nothing, smiled and picked up the wine bowl, and drank it to the sky.

Liu He put down the wine bowl, smiled, and asked, "Brother Thin Monkey, how long do you plan to keep it?" ”

The thin monkey was stunned for a moment, and the smile on his face disappeared, "I didn't think about it, maybe ...... Until the day I die. ”

The most taboo thing for people in the rivers and lakes is to put this dead word on their lips, but they also know that every day they live this kind of day of licking blood from the knife edge, that day will come sooner or later.

The thin monkey's words made the originally lively scene instantly quiet.

The gang of Jianghu people seemed to have remembered something, and they all lowered their heads silently.

The thin monkey stood up suddenly, poured another bowl of wine on himself, poured himself a clean drink, wiped his mouth, and said with a big grin: "Let Mr. see it and laugh, I have no other skills, except for the hard fists, I can't do anything." In my life, I am a life of eating rivers and lakes, and as for the rest, I don't want to think about it for a long time. ”

"Do you really don't want to think about it, or don't you dare to think about it at all?" Liu He stared at the thin monkey's eyes tightly, his gaze like a torch.

The thin monkey stood for a long time as if struck by lightning, then sat down slowly, staring at the ground with empty eyes, unable to say a word.

There was silence all around, everyone was silent, and at the same time looked at Liu He in surprise, I don't know why Mr. Tianji would say such words such as sprinkling salt on people's wounds in public.

Liu He glanced around, but smiled, and said loudly: "The big guys are here today, so please give me a witness." When we return to Chengdu, the first thing I Liu He will do is to find a daughter-in-law for our thin monkey brother! ”

The thin monkey raised his head violently, looked at Liu He in surprise, and stammered, "Sir...... You...... You're ......"

Liu He stood up, picked up a bowl of wine, and drank it in front of everyone.

He turned the wine bowl upside down according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, and after letting everyone see that there was not a drop left, he said loudly: "This bowl of wine, there is nothing to say, if you have to say it, it is because you drink with everyone here, and you are happy!" The big guy may wonder, why should I find a daughter-in-law for the skinny monkey brother? Nothing else, just fate! Although the rivers and lakes are good, in this life, people always have to taste the taste of hot kang heads of their wives and children. ”

This sentence seemed to speak to the heart of the thin monkey, and a glimmer of light flashed in his eyes when he looked at Liu He.

"I invited the big guy to Yizhou at the beginning, I know that many of you are still in your hometown, and you didn't come to Yizhou with you, so that you can be separated from your relatives, I Liu He is ashamed."

As he spoke, Liu He put down the wine bowl and gave a deep salute to all the people in the rivers and lakes.