Chapter Sixty-Nine: Setting the Party (52 Second Update!) )
Subtitle of this chapter: Death can be carried out at the end of the day
Yuan Yanqi said: "We Chinese have a sentence more than 2,000 years ago, which is a warning to all the people of the world who seek truth and secrets......
"If you hear Zhili in the morning, you will definitely not survive the evening!"
"And your novel 'Dagon' made me feel that......"
Our Master Yuan put down the wine glass in his hand and said with burning eyes: "So Mr. Ai Yiyi, I wrote this novel and sent it to you as soon as possible." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"If you hear the truth in the morning, you will definitely not survive the evening......"
The master of love craftsmanship repeated this wise saying several times in his mouth, and finally blurted out: "I really can't imagine that you Chinese can say such wise words...... Sorry, Mr. Yuan, I didn't mean that. ”
He realized that he had lost his words, so he tried to make amends at the end.
To say that Citigroup in 1920, it was not that Yuan Yanqian couldn't bear it the most, after all, it was only in the nineties when he started to be sensible, and at that time, children were happy to have a handheld computer. In addition, as an only child in a big city, his parents and elders are strict, in addition to reading, he also has to practice piano and learn English, and the main entertainment activities are actually watching TV and reading novels. At this time, he was able to calm down and read some large works...... Well, he treats the Master Ball system as a portable e-book.
Of course, it's not food, although the Internet in later generations blew my Chinese food into the sky, what foreign students can conquer foreigners with a pot of green pepper and shredded potatoes. In fact, many young people who live alone don't even know how to make tomato scrambled eggs, let alone green pepper shredded potatoes, and usually eat instant noodles and shout for takeout. Sandwiches and milk are more nutritionally balanced than instant noodles, and Yuan Yanqian can also go to Chinatown from time to time to change the taste.
The last thing a "new Chinese" like him can stand is the white people's ...... to them as yellow people Well, it should be undisguised racism for all people of color. It is somewhat ironic that later generations of political situations like him often ridiculed the 21st century American imperialism and old Europe for going too far with political correctness, and making jokes like "BLM (Black Lives Matter)". And now our Master Yuan is very nostalgic for this kind of political correctness.
And Yuan Yanqian now has a noble mission, and has also received a temporary task to refresh the other party's three views.
Since the master of love craftsmanship came to the door, he made up his mind to be an anti-Semitic, anti-black, anti-Chinese, anti-Russian and anti-Irish woman who was "disgusted with his mouth" and later married a Jewish woman...... Well, the master of horror fiction who is against everyone except the New Englanders has a good brain.
Of course, the difficulty is not to make him more anti-Semitic, but to make him no longer anti-Chinese. Speaking of which, it still depends on Yuan Yanqian's brain.
Our Master Yuan must try his best to open the brains of the craftsmen and add oriental ...... to the Cthulhu Mythos Well, the Yuan element.
He lit a camel and asked leisurely, "Mr. Lovecraft, do you know the history of our Seris?" ”
The master of the love craft said with some embarrassment: "This ...... I don't really know. ”
You don't know, that's for the best.
Our Master Yuan was refreshed when he heard this. He straightened up, and with a look on his face that could be called sacred, he said solemnly, "The ancestors of every one of our Seris can be traced back five thousand years! ”
"According to Herodotus, three thousand years before the birth of Jesus, the Sumerians, the cradle of human civilization in the valley of the two rivers, had already established a very brilliant city-state civilization, and Upper and Lower Egypt had been unified into one country, and you Europeans ......"
Yuan Yanqian took a puff of cigarette, squinted at the master who loves craftsmanship, and chuckled a few times in his mouth: "Hehehe......"
Herodotus was an ancient Greek historian in the fifth century BC, and can be said to be the ancestor of Western historians, known as the "father of historiography". He is also the founder of Western literature and the author of the book "History". Although the book is mainly about the Greco-Persian Wars, Herodotus also records the history and culture of Egypt, Babylon, Syria, Persia, Scythia (a nomadic people in the steppes of southern Russia, who later became a branch of the Huns expelled to Europe by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty) and all the peoples in these regions.
As for Europe in the third millennium B.C., let's not talk about it. Therefore, there is no way to refute the adult who loves craftsmanship. He has been well-read since he was a child, and of course he knows that this Chinese without braids is right.
He shifted his butt uneasily on the couch, and finally had to pretend that he didn't understand the irony.
I didn't expect him to be so uncooperative, and our Master Yuan didn't wait for the opportunity to slap his face and love the craft, so he had to continue talking by himself. He looked straight and raised his voice, "And in our Seris, this era is called The-Age-of-the-Three-Sovereigns-and-Five-Emperoes. ”
The three supreme monarchs and the five great emperors were, of course...... Three Emperors and Five Emperors.
Okay, the next thing is our Master Yuan's sugar...... Well, it's time to change history.
"Mr. Lovecraft, these three supreme monarchs and the five great emperors refer to eight specific historical figures, all of whom were once the leaders of our alliance of city-states of the Serisians. It is also the eight revered titles, titles that can only be possessed by the High Priest and the Great Chieftain who have inherited the wisdom of the ancients. ”
"The head of the three supreme monarchs is the Suiren clan who serves the primordial fire of the universe, the second is the Fuxi clan who inherits the aura of human wisdom, and the third is the Shennong clan who holds the secret of the origin of all beings."
"The five great emperors ruled the four seasons and the four directions, and also represented the five elements, which are gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. The descendants of these five emperors took turns to hold the imperial power of the Cyres Empire. ”
"And the ancestor of our Yuan clan is the Emperor of Water-颛顼!"
"When the stars come to the right place, the Mandate of Heaven of the East Asian Continent will be transferred from the descendants of one of the five great emperors to the descendants of another, and we Ceris will also usher in a new Child of Destiny!"
I have to say that Yuan Hongjian was also a member of the party.