Chapter 8 Pushed
Zhao Wei was woken up by a woman. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info When the first reaction of consciousness, Zhao Wei was a little confused. When I opened my eyes, I was even more shocked. What's going on?
"Girl, can you get off me?" Whether she understood it or not, Zhao Wei still showed her position.
Xihuadao blinked, although she couldn't understand Zhao Wei's words, but judging from her tone, this was a word that resisted herself. What to do? What am I going to do? No, for the sake of happiness, I'm going to fight. At this moment, the girl decided that she was just going to be lazy in bed. And in order to show his heart, he took off the only leather skirt on his body and threw it out.
"What are you going to do?" Zhao Wei was in a hurry, and his pants were loose.
Seeing the insignificance of Zhao Weili's strength, Xihua Dao and a girl smiled. This is a man who is less powerful than a woman. So the girl of Xihuadao, who originally just planned to tease Zhao Wei, began to inch in.
And the scorpion in the distance watched all this, and couldn't help but cheer for his sister in his heart. Because this person must stay.
And as a man, Zhao Wei has reached the point where his uncle is unbearable and his aunt is unbearable. So he tried with all his strength to suppress the woman so that she could get out. But what Zhao Wei didn't expect was that the strength of a woman was very large, far from being comparable to herself. So the tragic thing happened further. All Zhao Wei's resistance was in vain under the oppression of this primitive woman. Because the woman only used one hand, she fixed Zhao Wei's hands on the top of Zhao Wei's head.
Of course, Zhao Wei wanted to scold angrily, but when he thought that this was their home field. Zhao Wei knew that even if he cut his throat, it would be useless. and the dignity of being a man, Zhao Wei really can't open this mouth. At this moment, Zhao Wei hated very much why he stayed overnight. I should go home for the night. Now there is a terrible price to pay for this stupid decision.
A woman from the West Flower Knife was galloping on it, and Zhao Wei was already unconsciously, two lines of tears flowed from the corners of his eyes.
Just when Zhao Wei was still thinking about how wronged he was, the daughter of Xihuadao boldly kissed Zhao Wei directly.
"I'll go, it stinks!" Zhao Wei was taken aback by this sudden move, and the most important thing was to see the tone of a woman in primitive society up close at once. This sour and refreshing can directly make Zhao Wei unforgettable, unforgettable, unforgettable!
After the incident, the western flower knife slept next to Zhao Wei, but Zhao Wei still couldn't move. Because his legs were pressed by the legs of a woman with a knife from the west, he still had the hand of a woman with a knife on his chest.
For a moment, Zhao Wei thought of Stephen Chow's version of "The Legend of Deer and Ding", the scene after Wei Xiaobao was eaten and wiped clean by Princess Jianning. However, Princess Jianning, a princess, must be very white, and there must be no bad breath, even if she has bad breath, she will not be so foul.
Thinking about it, Zhao Wei finally fell asleep deeply.
When Zhao Wei woke up again, it was already dawn. Most of the people in the cave also went out.
Zhao Wei didn't see the black woman last night, but his shorts were missing, which proved that last night's incident was absolutely real.
Zhao Wei lifted the mosquito net and decided not to care about the world's appalling customs and moral degradation. But what Zhao Wei never expected was that there was a little girl sitting outside the mosquito net.
I'll go! Zhao Wei retreated inside. I really don't dare to go out like this in front of a little girl.
After thinking about it again, Zhao Wei showed his head and said to the little girl: "Little friend, can you bring my brother's pants?" ”
The Seven Daughters of the West Flower Knife looked at Zhao Wei and said, "...... (What are you talking about, man, I don't understand!) )”
Zhao Wei hurriedly pointed to his outer pants in the distance. This time, entering the other world, Zhao Wei did not wear that robe again. Instead, he wore black jeans and a black short-sleeved shirt.
“…… (Okay, man.) Xihuadao immediately got up and took Zhao Wei's jeans.
After putting on his pants, Zhao Wei hurriedly got out of bed and put on his shoes slowly. Then I picked up the backpack with the wallet on my phone and went straight to the toilet.
The Seven Girls of the West Flower Knife didn't understand why they were still in slow motion before, but now they were walking like flying, so they shouted at Zhao Wei's back: "...... (Man, what are you going to do?) )“
The ants who heard the movement immediately got up and saw this scene, so they shouted, "...... (Xihua knife, where are you going?) )”
Zhao Wei turned a deaf ear and continued to run to the toilet, and when he ran into the toilet, there were still a few people inside who were on the tuba.
And several people stood up in fear when they saw Zhao Wei. After all, this is someone's territory. I didn't tell anyone.
Zhao Wei didn't have time to pay attention to these people, and still ran without slowing down.
As soon as Zhao Wei ran down with his front foot, the scorpion led a group of people into the toilet.
"Where's the West Flower Knife?" The scorpion questioned a few people.
"Go down, run down." Several people replied.
The scorpion frowned and wondered, "This cave is a dead cave, what is he running down for!" ”
"Maybe you want to be quiet! But the flavor inside is stronger than here. Ant said.
"Forget it, just let people stare at the door." Scorpion said.
At this time, the first daughter of Xihuadao and the seven daughters of Xihuadao all walked in.
"Big brother, where is my man?" A woman from Xihuadao asked.
The scorpion looked at his sister and asked, "What did you do last night?" ”
"Didn't do anything! It's a normal gift! The girl replied without flinching.
Just when everyone was still arguing about Zhao Wei's affairs, Zhao Wei had already come to Chuyun Jingyuan's house. As soon as he entered the house, Zhao Wei collapsed directly to the ground. It's just that last night's blow was too big.
I thought that I Zhao Wei had been like a jade for twenty-six years, but I didn't expect to be eaten and wiped clean by a primitive person. No one believes it! Zhao Wei, who was lying on the ground, had to smile bitterly again. It is said that those in the other world are rich and noble, and they have begun to lose money before they have reaped the benefits. Anyway, in Zhao Wei's eyes, there are so many primitive people, and none of them are beautiful women.
After lying down for a while, Zhao Wei got up and sat in a corner. Looking at this house of less than 88 square meters, I helplessly thought that I had no diploma, no technology, no matter, and no money. If you don't rely on this other world, how can you repay this mortgage! Han Xin can still afford the humiliation of his crotch, and King Yue can still lie on his back, why can't he give up his life for money. You know, there's no such thing as a free-for-all lunch. Maybe it's also my fate. And thinking about it like this, Zhao Wei also figured it out, and he had to figure it out.
This life is just like a philosopher said, life is like a pedestrian canon, since you can't grasp the initiative, then enjoy it painfully and happily!