The subtitle of this chapter: Who in the world is not dizzy

When the wind rises, it will never stop. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Inside the office of New York University in New York City, New York. Mr. Conant, the Vice-Chancellor, has just finished reading today's Le Monde.

Looking a little tired, he threw the newspaper on the table, looked at the photo of Yuan Yan on the hospital bed, and picked up the phone on the table after a while.

"Please help me pick up the Ohio ......"

After two or three transfers, I heard him say into the microphone, "Hey, I'm Jim." John...... Oh, by the way, I haven't congratulated you on your election victory. Now it's time to call you Mr. Vice President. ”

"Oh, you're coming to New York soon? Then we must get together then. ”

"Ah, you know what I'm going to say?"

Mr. Vice Principal was much more serious this time, and said in a deep voice, "About ...... Mr. Vice President, this is not my personal request, but the request of our NYU Board of Trustees. I think you get the idea. ”

To say that Master Yuan was arrested in this matter, besides himself, who was under the most pressure?

It must have been Mr. Conant and the NYU Board of Trustees behind him.

NYU's international students, or outstanding students who have just donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to their alma mater, are actually suspects in the Wall Street bombing, this joke is really a big joke.

If Neo-Yuan is really a criminal, then NYU is really disgraced, which will definitely affect the admissions process in the next few years.

And not only the tutor of this Chinese student, but even Vice President Conant is also going to be hanging. At the very least, they will be suspected of being left-wing educators.

In 1920, if he was not imprisoned like Mr. Chandler Jr., he was still troublesome, and he might not be able to keep his teaching position.

So Mr. Vice Chancellor was also open-minded, and asked for his friend Vice President Coolidge.

"Uh-huh, John, you mean to ask him to write a few more...... That kind of article? ”

"It's good for you Republicans, I understand. But ......"

"Oh, Mr. President appreciates his article, as do Mr. Dortty and Mr. Hughes...... Is this true? (note 1)

"It's inconvenient for you to put pressure on Washington right now? But ......"

"Okay, I'll have someone relay your words to Mr. Yuan."

"That's it, wait until you come to New York."

"Uh......h Woo! ”

As soon as the vice-chancellor hung up the phone, a gust of wind blew into his office, grabbed the Le Monde and rushed out the window.

The wind flew higher and farther with the newspaper, over the campus of New York University, over the island of Manhattan, over the Statue of Liberty, and over the Atlantic Ocean with a flock of seagulls.

The newspaper flew a little tired, but luckily just as it was about to crash into the sea, a cruise ship passed by and dropped it off on board, and took it across the Atlantic to Southhampton.

"Whew!"

The whistle sounded as it entered the port, and another wind blew with soot, leaving the ship with the newspaper in its arms and continuing its journey.

Next it will fly into 10 Downing Street, it will fly into the Elysée Palace, it will fly into the Munich Beer Hall, it will fly into the Kremlin, it will fly into the West Garden, it will fly into the Akasaka Palace......

Of course, it also flew into the castle surrounded by tulip fields.

"Your Majesty, this is today's newspaper."

"Oh."

With two shiny and upturned mustaches on his face, the old man who had just gotten up and changed into his morning dress looked out the window at the flower fields that had already been harvested, and asked casually, "Is there any news in China?" ”

"Your Majesty, General Lüttwitz sent a telegram saying that he would come to Holland for an audience."

"Hmph, what is he doing here? If his "Erhardt Brigade" can overthrow that damn puppet government, I should see him in Berlin now. ”

His Majesty was referring to the "Karp-Rütwitz coup" that took place in April of this year. It was an armed coup d'état by the royalists that attempted to overthrow the Weimar Republic, triggered by the Treaty of Versailles.

Article 106 of this treaty was the most intolerable for the German army, which stipulated that Germany must disarm its armaments, that the regular army should not exceed 100,000 men, and that all volunteer volunteer militias should be disbanded.

The general Lütwitz was naturally unwilling to obey this order, so he marched into Berlin with 6,000 volunteer soldiers under his command. At this time, the president of Weimar and the chancellor fled together.

However, the radical actions of the German right angered the German left, and the SPD launched a general strike in Berlin to boycott it, so the coup failed after only four days.

However, this unsuccessful coup d'état is somewhat historic, as it was the first time that the Germans rebelled against the Treaty of Versailles. Moreover, the German right, mainly royalists and high-ranking generals, found themselves less united than the left through this coup d'état, so they found a core......

Wilhelm II waved his hand...... Of course, it was the right hand, and he said a little irritably: "No see, no see!" ”

As soon as the attendant saw the appearance of his old man, he knew that His Majesty's secondary second illness was about to start to attack again, and hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, there is an interesting thing in the United States. And the newspaper Le Monde also published an article related to His Majesty? ”

As soon as he heard this, the anger of the Emperor of the Second Sick Emperor was a little fuller, and he turned around and said angrily: "American newspapers publish articles related to me? Do you want to hang or burn me? ”

The American people have always been relatively simple, and they love swings and BBQ. After the First World War, they took to the streets to burn coffins made of shoe boxes and hang dolls representing Wilhelm II on street lamps.

"No, no, no." The attendant stepped forward, picked up a newspaper and spread out the "A Few Questions about Wilhelm II" in front of Wilhelm II and said, "Your Majesty, please look! ”

His Majesty the Emperor put on his reading glasses and looked at it......

"Why hasn't Your Majesty eaten lunch yet?"

"Hey, he didn't even eat breakfast today."

"How so?"

"It's not ......"

At this moment, the shouts of Wilhelm II rang out in the bedroom: "Come on, come on." ”

"Your Majesty?"

The former German emperor, whose eyes were red, as if he had cried a lot, raised the sword in his hand and pointed it at his chief attendant, and said loudly: "You will leave for New York now, and take this sword of mine with you......"

"If that Chinese dies, you stick this sword in front of his grave."

"If he is still alive, then this sword will be given to him, and the title of Chinese baron will be granted on his behalf."

"But, but, Majesty, Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you ...... now"

Wilhelm II, who had regained his senses a little, finally remembered that he had been deposed, but his old man said with great interest: "Then I ...... Well, then I'll make him a vassal of this nobleman. ”

"I, Friedrich Wilhelm Victor Albert von Hohenzollern, enshrine that and that what Yuan is a knight!"

After saying this, Hohenzollern finally let out the second breath.

Tired, he sat down and thought about it, and then continued to command, "If he survives, go and invite him here." I want to hire him as a secretary at a great ......."

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Note 1: Harry M. Doherty was the leader of the Ohio Republican Party at the time, and he was also the noble and benefactor of President Harding, who promoted Harding to president along the way. He will be the Minister of Justice for the next administration.

Charles Evans-Hughes is the next secretary of state, but he represents energy giants like Mobil Oil. Ninety-six years later, Mobil's CEO, Rex Tillerson, became Trump's secretary of state.

History is so much fun.