Chapter 433: Ruan Wei's Catastrophe 1

It took less than seven seconds for the bomb to fall from the air of two hundred meters, and in these seven seconds, the soldiers below had not used seven seconds at all from seeing it to remembering to snatch it, to hugging forward, which made Yuan Zhenli unable to understand such thoughts at all, what were these people thinking?

A bomb is a bomb, and its function is to explode, and although those Annan officers and soldiers moved quickly, they still didn't have time to reach the bomb. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 The large bomb fell straight onto one of the carts, which was piled with large bags of grain and grass, causing the bomb to be cushioned and bounced into the air, and then exploded into a fireball at a height of about two meters above the ground.

The crowd that was rushing to the bomb was stunned by the sudden fireball that rose into the air, and the strange egg that looked smaller than its head exploded in an instant as it bounced into the air, and the huge fire instantly expanded a hundred times in size, enveloping the Annan soldiers who were originally waiting to catch the eggs in the flames. Before anyone could react, the prefabricated fragments instantly shattered into more than a hundred small fragments and scattered in all directions, smashing into all the creatures within ten meters.

The temperature of the flames at the center of the explosion instantly reached thousands of degrees, and it immediately ignited the grain and grass on several nearby carts, and at the same time lifted the nearest carts and the materials on the carts into parts along with a few people at the center of the explosion, and then evenly spread them within a radius of thirty meters.

"Ahh Dragon's Breath! ”

With such a high temperature and violent explosion, they couldn't understand it at all, and could only think that the dragon's breath was doing something. The people behind were stupid when they saw that the people in front of them were running backwards, and there was such a big fireball in front of them, they were stupid, and they only knew that they turned their heads and ran backwards.

Because the carts on the empty field were placed too close, so that the fire became bigger and began to be uncontrollable, and gradually all the carts in the empty field were ignited, and the ignited materials were quickly burned, and the armor and weapons that were thrown into the car by the soldiers were also covered by the fire at this time, and the soldiers on fire rushed out of the fire with screams, and the roar was extremely miserable, so that all the people who saw it shuddered, and no one dared to come up to help, so they turned their heads and fled back, and let the fire people fall to the ground and die soon due to lack of oxygen in the escape.

The fleeing soldiers caused another terrible consequence - they scattered, and the people behind did not know what was happening in front of them, but only knew that the people in front were running around, as if they had seen a ghost, so they had to flee backwards, so that you take me and I will quickly become an unstoppable tide of people. The crowd was centered on the burning empty field, and poured in two directions along the official road, with those west of the empty field rushing towards the west, and those east of the empty field fleeing towards the east. A few blind lieutenants tried to organize the rout, brandishing their weapons and yelling at the crowd, but no one paid any attention to him, and the crowd rushed over, overthrew them to the ground, and then trampled them into a pile of mud with their feet.

Ruan Wei's car was parked on the side of the road at this time, he was squatting on the thick commode to go to the toilet with the help of the concubine and the servant, he had just eaten the donkey meat made for him by the dining car, the donkey meat with Baiwei Xian in it tasted very delicious, so he was very happy to eat, but he was only halfway through the meal and had to go out of his way, so he had to sit on the commode while the concubine fed him donkey meat.

"Delicious! It's really delicious! Ruan Wei took another bite of donkey meat, and looked at the concubine feeding him donkey meat with low eyebrows, and felt very happy, and couldn't help but laugh, "I wonder if your meat is also so tender and delicious?" ”

"The concubine body doesn't dare, the concubine's body is sour and thick, where can I get into the master's golden mouth?" The concubine was unhappy, but she didn't dare to say it, Ruan Wei was ruthless, and if she didn't go well, it would be a slap in the face, and she would often be dizzy. So she can only be cautious at all times, for fear of inadvertently angering this Roshan.

Ruan Wei grinned, and the fat on his face shook with the twitching of laughter, looking like a piece of collapsed tofu. "I don't believe it, you took off your clothes and showed me!"

The concubine hurriedly said, "Don't dare, don't joke, master, there are still servants here, besides, isn't the master still eating?" ”

"Take it off!" Ruan Wei said and waved a palm bigger than the concubine's face at her, and at the same time ordered the servant serving next to him, "You go out and guard, no one is allowed to come in." ”

The concubine had no choice, so she hurriedly lowered the curtains of the carriage, stood in the middle of the carriage and was about to undress, when at this moment, the curtains were suddenly lifted, and a head stuck in, "General Ruan!" General Nguyen! Big things are not good! ”

Before the words fell, this head was slapped by Ruan Wei fiercely, and he retracted it busily, Ruan Wei yelled angrily outside, "Lao Tzu has important military affairs, and he is not allowed to disturb anything, and then the intruder will be killed!" ”

The owner of this head is a deputy general, at this time he couldn't help covering his face that was reddened, turned his head to look at the crowd that was surging over, spit out angrily, and scolded, "Lao Tzu saved your life, you still beat Lao Tzu!" It's better to die. As he spoke, he whipped the horse's ass with a whip, "Hurry up!" "The few captains on horseback who followed behind, you look at me, I looked at you for a while, and hurriedly drove the horse to follow the lieutenant general and ran forward, leaving Ruan Wei's luxury carriage.

Ruan Wei was happily sitting on the commode and watching the concubines undress one by one, chewing donkey meat in their mouths, their eyes narrowed with smiles. The scene in front of him reminded him of the scene before taking this little concubine into the house, this little concubine used to be a dancing girl, and she only sang with her father and brother's troupe when she came to Jiezhen. But the answer is definitely no, so the father and daughter were unexpectedly attacked by bandits in the mountains and forests outside the boundary town, and then Ruan Wei led someone to appear and save her when only this woman was left, and the rest was logical. He thought that he did all these things seamlessly, but this little concubine was not a stupid pig, and she had occasionally seen several "thieves" who killed her father and brother in Ruan Wei's house in later days, so she naturally knew the reason for this. She didn't want to avenge her father and brother all the time, but she never dared to do it because of Ruan Wei's obscenity.

Just as the concubine took off her outer burqa to reveal the obscene clothes inside, there was a sudden burst of chaotic screams outside the carriage, which annoyed Ruan Wei, and he struggled to get up from the commode, and suddenly the pungent stench in the commode filled the entire carriage. He didn't bother to lift his pants and stuck his head out, and was about to make it quiet outside, but he saw a strange situation, at least a few thousand soldiers were pouring along the official road.

Ruan Wei was also frightened, in this situation, he knew at a glance that there was a rout, but this has not started a war yet, where did the rout come from? He didn't care about it, so he hurriedly shrank his head and came back and yelled at the concubine, "Hurry up and put on my pants!" As she spoke, she took two steps to the door with difficulty, and the concubine suddenly felt that the whole carriage was leaning forward. The concubine lifted the pants that could put her all in for Ruan Wei with difficulty, and saw that Ruan Wei wanted to run out, but he was full of meat, and the fat of his calves could be thicker than the waist of the concubine, so he took a step forward and tripped over himself, and he was stunned and hit the wall of the carriage, and with a bang, the entire wall of the carriage was knocked through and fell out directly.

Ruan Wei was covered in flesh all over his body, and it was inconvenient to walk, but it also provided him with sufficient cushion for falling, although he was said to have been scratched by the broken wall in a few places, but it hardly hurt, and he didn't feel even if he fell face down on the ground and then rolled to the side of the road, he didn't have time to stand up, and the crowd at the front had already rushed in front of him, so frightened that he hurriedly pulled out his treasure knife.

If it were normal times, the soldiers would basically be silent about his decisiveness, but now they don't know what terrible things are going to happen behind them, who cares what the pile of fat meat in front of them is going to do, they just know to rush forward with their eyes closed. Ruan Wei slashed the two routs with his knife in horror, but the speed was far less than the crowd that came up from behind, and the crowd suddenly swarmed him, immediately holding him off the ground, and took a few steps forward, and then someone tripped and fell. Ruan Wei was once again thrown to the ground heavily, and the treasure knife in his hand was also thrown out, smashing on the stone in the distance with a bang, and then stepped on by several soldiers, and was quickly broken.

The mountain was lying in the middle of the road, and the crowd behind him couldn't see him at all, but just ran towards him, one after another barefoot without shoes trampling on him, head, neck, stomach, hands and legs...... There is hardly a place not to be stepped on. On the contrary, it was a large car parked on the side of the road, and the crowd knew that it was useless to hit this tall and heavy dead thing, so they all avoided it from a distance, and the people and things inside were not damaged in the slightest.

When the crowd dispersed, the concubines and servants jumped out of the car, and the entire official road was in shambles, full of discarded armor and weapons, almost all damaged. Everywhere you can see the corpses lying horizontally, almost all of them are blue and purple from the trampling, and you can see black smoke rising in the distance, and I don't know what is on fire. Several people looked left and right blankly, only to find that Ruan Wei, who was wearing a white undershirt, was lying in the middle of the road at this time, they stayed for a moment and walked over slowly.

Ruan Wei had been trampled by the crowd at this time and fainted, the servant stepped forward and probed his nose, Ruan Wei was not dead, but his breathing was weak, obviously if no one came to save him, he was afraid that his life would be short. The concubine squatted aside, and the little hand patted his face, and Ruan Wei suddenly opened his eyes, which frightened the concubine into taking a few steps back and tripped over several corpses.

"The master is still alive, the general is still alive, go and call someone!" The concubine hurriedly shouted loudly. The servant looked left and right for a while, and called in the direction of the crowd.

Seeing the servant running away, the concubine hurriedly tried to help Ruan Wei up, but Ruan Wei's hands and feet were obviously trampled off, and his internal organs should have been injured. Ruan Wei looked at the concubine gratefully, "Thank you, if the master and I can escape death this time, I must let you ......"

"No need," the concubine said indifferently, "As a general, you are useless, and you can't move at this time, even if you have nothing to do in normal times, you are still full of fat, and it is better to die." ”

"You!" Ruan Wei's eyes suddenly widened, "Stretch your face over!" But the concubine didn't pay any attention to him, just came up and opened the bow left and right in his face, crackling for a while, and Ruan Wei's eyes were full of stars.

By the time the concubine was out of strength, and when she shook her hands and rested on the side, Ruan Wei was already picking her nose and bleeding and shouting there, "You bitch, Lao Tzu was kind enough to rescue you from the fire pit among the thieves, and gave you good food and shelter, you dare to do this to me, or you will kill me, as long as I am not dead, I will definitely kill you!" ”

When the concubine was said this, her hair stood on end, and she stood up suddenly, "You covet my beauty, instruct your subordinates to pretend to be thieves to kill my father and brother, and plunder me as a concubine. ”

"Don't! No! Ruan Wei was so frightened that his hair stood on end, "I deserve to die, I'm guilty, it was the lust that made such a beastly thing at that time, and it was really driven by your beauty." But I've been very kind to you since then, and I've taken you as a concubine, and we're husband and wife! One day husband and wife, one hundred days, one hundred days husband and wife, deeper than the sea! You can't kill me! ”

The concubine looked left and right, and saw that Ruan Wei's broken treasure knife fell ten steps away, got up and walked over to pick it up, and walked straight to Ruan Wei, who couldn't move on the ground. Ruan Wei saw the concubine's actions and knew that he would definitely be killed today, so he was so frightened that his hands and feet moved, but he was trampled on and couldn't move, so he could only shout loudly, "Someone! I'm Ruan Wei! Help me! A thousand taels of silver to save my life! Promoted to Captain! ”

At this time, an indifferent voice suddenly came from the side, "Stop!" ”

The concubine was so frightened that she trembled, the knife in her hand fell to the ground, her legs and feet were weak and suddenly collapsed to the ground, Ruan Wei also let out a long breath, "Good job!" Save me, kill that bitch, and I'll award you a hundred taels! ”

"General Ruan, wasn't it a thousand taels just now? Why is it that only two sentences are less than ninety percent? Three figures suddenly walked out of the woods on the side of the road, all wearing the armor of the Annan Army, and the first one wore a hundred household waist tags around his waist, "If I kill her, you don't reward me with silver, and I will die without proof!" Saying that, he squatted down beside Ruan Wei, "In this way, you pledge something to me first, and I will take the things to ask you for money when the time comes?" ”

The thinner of the three stepped forward, calmly picked up the little concubine, and whispered in her ear, "Don't be afraid, we won't harm you." ”

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