Chapter 158: Telling a Joke

Chapter subtitle: Catholicism VS Freemasonry

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Mussolini fixed his eyes on the newspaper "Italian People" as an editor-in-chief opinion article written by himself. And this article introduces readers to news events from Mexico.

The United States of Mexico is called the United States like its neighbor to the north, but compared to the United States of America, it has a coffee table and a sideboard.

The Spanish came here in the 16th century, along with them smallpox and God. Of course, their generosity was rewarded handsomely.

Two hundred years later, at the beginning of the nineteenth century, the situation in Europe changed dramatically. During the Battle of Cape Trafalgar in 1805, the Spanish Armada was destroyed. In March 1808, Napoleon invaded Spain and overthrew the Bourbon dynasty and made his brother Joseph king of Spain.

These two historical events caused Spain to lose both de facto control and de jure domination over the American colonies.

At the same time, Mexico's intellectuals and bourgeoisie, inspired by the Revolutionary War and the French Revolution, also wanted to get rid of Spain as its suzerainty.

And so, in 1810, the Mexican War of Independence broke out......

However, the domestic and international situations at the time of independence of the United States and Mexico were very different.

In fact, comparing the founding of these two countries and their subsequent histories is like comparing China and India, which is very enlightening and instructive.

The "Mayflower" Puritans were already at odds with their home country. Plus they have the full support of France and Spain. That's why they were able to uproot the British from the thirteen states of North America.

Mexico, on the other hand, is almost entirely Creole, large and small, descendants of the early French and Spanish colonizers. At that time, Mexico had a population of nearly 6 million and only 1 million Creoles. However, they have huge economic interests, and they are all middle- and low-level military officers, clergy and civil servants.

As a result, these vested interests are not so united in their decision to overthrow Spanish colonial rule.

Therefore, the Mexican War of Independence not only dragged on to defeat 1821, but also did not completely get rid of the Spanish influence, and the Creoles completely usurped all the fruits of the war. (Author's note: If you are interested in this history, you can go to CNKI to consult "Anatomy of the Mexican War of Independence".) οΌ‰

Because of the incompleteness of the revolution, this created a religious consequence. Article 3 of Mexico's first federal constitution, enacted in 1824, clearly states that Mexico's state religion was and will always be Roman Catholic, and that other religions are prohibited from operating in Mexico.

In contrast, Article 1 of the Amendment to the U.S. Constitution prohibits the establishment of a state religion and guarantees religious freedom for the people.

In this regard alone, if you look at the United States and Mexico and then look at China and India, do you think it is very important to listen to it?

In fact, Mexican intellectuals and political elites are aware of the problem, especially after the Texas Independence and the Mexican-American War.

Thus, from the middle of the nineteenth century onwards, many of Mexico's top government officials became members of Freemasonry.

Government policy quickly shifted from supporting Catholicism to extreme opposition to clerical authority. Anti-clerical ideas grew rapidly in the government, especially in 1857, when they amended the constitution to include anti-Catholic provisions.

By 1917, Venustiano-Carranza, the leader of the Constitutional Party, became Mexico's first constitutional president and promulgated the 1917 Constitution. Of course, he was also a Freemason.

The constitution was even more hostile to the Catholic Church, outlawing religious orders and priests born outside Mexico, and prohibiting these groups and individuals from operating in Mexico. It is stipulated that all church property is under the management of the government, and the government has the right to restrict or even deprive Catholic clergy of their personal property.

What's more, the Mexican government also prohibits churches from engaging in any educational activities, clergy wearing religious clothing outside churches (such as long shirts worn by priests, white-collar workers, etc.), and prohibiting priests who are "suspected of being anti-government" from holding religious ceremonies; All clergy must be registered with the government and allowed to perform religious ceremonies at a designated time and place, otherwise they will be punished with imprisonment.

Returning to Mussolini, a staunch atheist and active anti-clerical at the time, the Hangman exclaimed the comrades of the Freemasons of Mexico in his newspaper El Popolo Italia, calling it "the crucial step in the success of the revolution to get rid of the Catholic forces that hinder the progress of all progressive forces." ”。

By 1921, however, his tone was not so high. But the less mature politician is sometimes reluctant to publish anti-Catholic articles, especially using Mexican news to secretly attack the Vatican.

In fact, this is not an exception, and many atheists have a sense of intellectual and moral superiority.

"Mr. Investigator, what does this have to do with your SCP Foundation?"

"Of course it is!" The Lord of Justice replied, "The Freemasons are our mortal enemies!" ”

He paused and continued: "What I mean by private is to ask you to stop touting Freemasonry in Mexico. ”

"Huh? Why ......," the hanged man suddenly realized, "so you SCP Foundation are the church's go...... That Affiliate Organization? ”

Little Mr. Chandler shook his head and said, "Of course not! How can we obey the orders of the church? We have nothing to do with Catholicism, Orthodoxy, Protestantism, Judaism, or that religion. ”

"Roar ......roar," Mussolini said with a smile, "then you don't believe in the Minutes of the Presbyterian Church of Zion, what Jews founded Freemasonry to control the world, and what communist doctrine is also a Jewish conspiracy?" ”

He tried to hold back a smile and said, "Hehehe...... Mr. Investigator, thisβ€”This is so funny......"

His Excellency said coldly: "Mr. Mussolini, is this really that funny? ”

"Hahaha......" The upside-down man finally laughed and said, "Dang, dang, of course it's so funny......"

He laughed so hard that tears flowed from his eyes, and while wiping the corners of his eyes, he said sarcastically, "Lovely Mr. Investigator." Thank you for telling me such a funny joke! ”

"You're welcome, Monsieur Mussolini."

Little Mr. Chandler smiled slightly, reached into his inner pocket, pulled out a stack of photographs, and threw them on the desk with a "bang".

"But after looking at these pictures, do you still think my jokes are funny?"

"Haha......"

The upside-down man picked up the photo.

"Ha ......"

He flipped it over.

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His laughter came to an abrupt end!

Mussolini didn't say a word, looked at the photographs, and then at the SCP Foundation investigators.

He slammed to his feet, pulled the door open with all his might, and shouted out loud, "Arnaldo......"