I thought it was beautiful, but it turned out to be a bamboo basket for water, doing a skin and meat business, who has seen more of the world and seen through people's hearts, no matter how young he is, he is also a stinky man.

After mixing in the Qinglou for more than a year, he didn't make much money, and he didn't catch up with the good thing of warming the bed, and he happened to hear that the palace was recruiting, and this guy was ruthless, and he was stunned that he cleaned himself.

Entering the palace, with the set of skills that he learned in the Qinglou to make people happy, it didn't take much effort to climb to today's position.

Liu Chan is still a child, and his understanding of the identity of the prince is only based on brocade clothes and jade food, plus his own yard has become a little bigger, so he is particularly fond of this little eunuch who can play with him every day with new tricks, crying and shouting Mrs. Gan, that is, the current queen, transferred him to his side, called Companion Reading, in fact, he is just playing with Liu Chan, the prince.

The little eunuch's cleverness is just a little clever, in the face of absolute power, he is not even a fart, especially in the eyes of Liu He, a person who has power and is more clever than him, is not only lowly, but also hateful.

Liu He glanced at the few followers behind the little eunuch, all of them were foxes, tigers, dogs, and powerful faces, a few days after the fake Liu Bei ascended the throne, Liu He rushed to Jingzhou, most of the eunuchs and maids in the palace had never seen the true face of Mr. Tianji's Lushan, even if one or two recognized them, they had not personally understood Liu He's methods.

After the little eunuch who thought he had the protection of the prince told a lie in a grand manner, he squinted his eyes and looked at Liu He with a smile, which was quite provocative.

It's really not a little eunuch to entrust the big, although it is not long after entering the palace, but the young eunuchs and palace maids in the palace understand the subtlety, today is the prince's companion, when the prince ascends the throne, he will become the chief eunuch.

It's a pity that the future chief eunuch picked the wrong opponent, Liu He didn't talk nonsense with him anymore, and directly flew up and kicked him into the lotus pond in the courtyard.

Liu Chan was dumbfounded, watching his companion fluttering in the water, but he didn't even dare to plead.

The other little eunuchs even saw the grass on the wall of the rudder, and knew that Liu He was a master with a great background, so naturally no one dared to offend and save people? I'm sorry, my father and mother marry each other, take care of everyone, and ask for more blessings.

After kicking this kick, Liu He was in a good mood, and said to the frightened little eunuchs with a smile: "Your leader doesn't seem to know how to water, why don't you hurry up and save him?" ”

"He deserves it!" A little eunuch who was probably not very masculine before he was cleansed compared to the orchid finger, his face full of righteous indignation, "Phew! Something that doesn't have long eyes! ”

Liu He's face sank, and he said coldly: "In my life, I hate eating inside and out, and being ungrateful. ”

Orchid pointed out that the role of the little eunuch changed quickly, which greatly exceeded Liu He's expectations, and immediately rushed to the pond with a group of people to save people.

Liu He walked to the edge of the pond, crossed his hands leisurely, looked at the little eunuch who was still fluttering in the water, and said with a straight face: "It's okay to save people, but there is one thing, whoever has a drop of water on his clothes is disrespectful to the prince, and he has to be punished to brush the night pot." ”

When Orchid pointed to the little eunuch when he heard this, the hand that had been stretched out hurriedly retracted, ignoring the one in the water, carefully searched his whole body, and after confirming that there was no trace of water, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Liu He was not in a hurry, watching the little eunuch finish all this, and said with a wicked smile: "If he dies, a few of you will not be fine, if you don't save him, don't even think about living." ”

There was a ridiculous scene on the edge of the pond, a group of people panicked to save people, but worried that their clothes would be wet, and several times almost pulled the people in the water up, but as soon as they let go, they were thrown back into the pool.

In the end, it was the child who came with Liu He who ended the farce, pulled a few wickers from the tree, twisted them together, and handed them over, and the orchid pointed to the little eunuch who took a group of people and used this rope twisted from the wicker to pull the guy in the water to the shore.

From the child's eyes, Liu He could see a few points, the person who beat him should be in this group of little eunuchs, Liu He was very surprised, the child not only did not look at it coldly, but stood up to relieve the gang of people.

Liu He quietly observed the child's expression, and could be sure that it was not an act made out of fear, but a kind of kindness from the heart.

Liu He stepped forward, touched the child's head and asked, "What's your name?" ”

The child was still a little shy, and whispered, "I'm small, they all call me a little mouse." ”

"From today on, you will be the prince's companion, and all the palace maids and eunuchs in the prince's bedroom will be designated by you, and the original ones will all be blasted out of the palace!"

When the orchid pointed to the little eunuch, he immediately knelt on the ground, and when the other little eunuchs saw it, they quickly followed suit and knelt down a large piece.

"Mr. Tianji, you are always merciful, let us go, we listen to you, and we haven't touched a drop of water on our bodies!" Orchid refers to the little eunuch like a country shrew, crying and howling wolves.

Liu He walked up to the little eunuch and said with a smile: "Yo, it turns out that this public is recognized?" ”

Orchid pointed to the little eunuch's eyes, knock knock, knock three times in a row, when he got up, his forehead was already bloodstained, and he said with a sad face: "Where do you dare not recognize you, sir, don't entertain slaves and maids anymore, you see, we don't even have a drop of water on our bodies, you let us stay!" ”

Liu He nodded noncommittally and asked seriously: "Do you know that in addition to Mr. Tianji, I also have a nickname called Mr. Scoundrel." ”

The little eunuch was stunned for a moment, and shook his head blankly.

Liu He picked up the water-stained willow branch from the ground, played with it in his hand, and said with a wicked smile: "From today, you will know." ”

After that, Liu He waved the willow branch and played a wild whip method that even he didn't know the name of.

Orchid pointed to the little eunuch with his head down, looking at the watermarks on his clothes that were thrown by Liu He, swallowing and spitting, his eyes desperate.

Liu He threw the wicker in his hand to the ground, clapped his hands, and said with a smile: "Brothers, don't be stunned, hurry up and brush the night pot, by the way, don't forget to get me away from the guy behind you who drank a stomach of water, so as to save me from looking upset." ”

Several people raised their heads and looked at Liu He in confusion, obviously a little unable to come back to their senses, and they didn't expect that the famous Mr. Tianji would blatantly use such a bad move.

"Get out!" Liu He's face sank, and he shouted.