0046 King Pesticide Competition

Wang Liang took Wang Guihua back to the island where he was stationed, and the family has lived together since then and established a deep relationship.

Later, with the rapid development of science and technology, paternity testing technology was born, and brothers and sisters could naturally be identified.

But Wang Liang felt that he had no need to prove whether the sister who came out halfway was biologically related to him. Because of the ups and downs along the way, this family affection has long become a family affection that transcends blood relationship.

"Brother, you know that I am yelling, I have never seen you train my sister-in-law." Wang Guihua looked very aggrieved.

Wang Liang can be regarded as remembering that Yafei's sharp teeth are estimated to have a lot to do with her aunt, after all, she was brought up by her aunt. There is nothing wrong with the sentence that is close to Zhu is red and close to ink is black.

At that time, Wang Guihua was the "captain of the island debate team", and when it came to quarrels, none of the more than 4,000 people on the island were her opponents.

Thinking of this, Wang Liang shuddered, waved his hand again and again, he knew that he was not his sister's opponent, so he simply brought the topic back, "Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, why did you come to me so early in the morning." ”

Wang Guihua said: "Brother, it's nine o'clock, it's almost lunch, it's still early?" Lao Gao asked me to call you over for tea. ”

"But if you don't invite me to drink tea during the New Year, what is this old dog doing? Surely nothing good. Wang Liang put on his coat.

Lao Gao's full name is Gao Dashan, he was Wang Liang's colleague at the Haicheng Naval Artillery Academy, and later married his sister, which can be regarded as a true result of cultivation and becoming an immortal.

"You're the dog's head!" Wang Guihua was like a conditioned reflex, and as soon as she heard the word 'dog head old high', she stabbed Wang Liang with a punch, of course, this punch was not forced.

Even so, Wang Liang still pretended to be very painful, and said weakly: "Hey, is this still my sister?" For an outsider, even his own brother was beaten. ”

I'm going to be an actor, so I'll take my sister to practice.

"Brother, I didn't hit you on the part that hurt you, what's wrong with you, why do you even sweat beads flow out on such a cold day? Are you okay? Wang Guihua saw beads of sweat the size of beans oozing from Wang Liang's forehead, and immediately panicked, this is her own brother, can she not be nervous?

Wang Liang simply made another fake fall, and then said intermittently: "Osmanthus, I'm afraid my brother can't do it, brother doesn't blame you." In the future, my brother is gone, you must live well, live well...... Also, help me take care of your sister-in-law, she, it's not easy. ”

"Brother! Elder brother! You're going to be fine, you're going to be fine! I'll just call 120 and you'll be fine. Wang Guihua has always preserved the peculiar simplicity and loyalty of farmers, she took it seriously, took out her mobile phone and was about to call.

Wang Liang saw that this was a bit of a big game, so he hurriedly changed the script, grabbed his sister's hand, and admonished: "There's no need, you promise your brother, okay if you agree to your brother's request?" ”

"Brother, I promise you, I promise you. I won't you off again! Wang Guihua was so anxious that tears fell out of her eyes, and she nodded again and again.

One second into the play, one second out of the play.

Wang Liang saw that he was almost done, got up and dusted off his body, looking like he was fine, and finally didn't forget to say to Wang Guihua: "This is what you said, you must do it, don't make me angry in the future." Let's go, find your dog's head high. ”

"Brother! You're lying to me again! See if I don't kill you today! Wang Guihua was angry and laughed, and while breathing a sigh of relief, she couldn't help but get angry, and pushed Wang Liang to beat him to death.

Wang Liang was not to be outdone, and hurriedly ran away.

chased and caught up, forming a beautiful landscape in the compound of the dry rest house.

The old man and the old lady have long been surprised by this, and the brother and sister are always making trouble like this for three days, which is really uncivilized.

Wang Liang: "Lao Tzu is happy, Lao Tzu is happy, Lao Tzu is happy, slightly-"

Happiness counts as a day, isn't life just about having fun?

The dog-headed old Gao's house is not far from Wang Liang's house, just across two paths, and he saw Wang Liang and Wang Guihua playing hide-and-seek like cats and mice on the tall mountain of washing tea bowls on the terrace, and he was so angry: "This old lady, Lao Tzu has taught you a lesson in vain!" ”

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When Wang Liang and Wang Guihua ran into the courtyard, they were already sweating profusely and panting.

Wang Liang knows his sister best, a tendon, and casually arranged a job for her and sent it away.

"What's the matter with calling me over? Dog-headed high, I'm busy now, you fucking hold on, I'll go back after that. Wang Liang was not polite at all, and came to the terrace and went straight to the main seat and sat down.

Gao Dashan poured Wang Liang a cup of tea and said comfortingly.

"What's the hurry, it's in a hurry. First drink a cup of tea to warm up, this year's West Lake Longjing. ”

"Damn, it's just that my sister is uneducated, your kid is also a military academy graduate, and he is considered an undergraduate. On such a cold day, I didn't sleep in the quilt and ran to the terrace to drink tea, I froze to death. "Wang Liang is also drunk, this old Gao always plays cards out of common sense.

"Haha, it's a little cold, let's go to the house and talk, let's talk in the house." Gao Dashan smiled embarrassedly, indeed, the cold wind was blowing, it was really cold.

When I came to the house, it was finally warmer.

Wang Liang took a sip of tea, which was very good, and his lips and teeth were fragrant after drinking.

"Lao Wang, have you heard? We're going to have a tournament at our retreat. "The tall mountains looked very excited.

"Competitions? Square dance competition? Wang Liang was not interested in the slightest, and now he just wanted to go home and change his script.

It's not the first year I've been in a dry retreat, so what interesting competitions can I make.

It's better to finish writing "Bloodstained Sky" as soon as possible, maybe you can catch up with the Chinese New Year.

"What a square dance. It is the king of pesticides! King Pesticide Competition! You don't know what King Pesticide is, right? Lonely and unheard, right? Gao Dashan smiled proudly, finally stumped Wang Liang, an encyclopedic god.

Wang Liang smiled and shook his head, he had really heard of it, this is a very popular game, he played every day when he saw Wang Shuo in the two days he lived in the third son's house, and he scolded and scolded when he played, so the third son beat Wang Shuo's kid a lot.

Wang Liang, who pays attention to the development of the country and cares about national events, can he not download a pesticide to see?

After a few plays, it was uninstalled, just-so-so, not interesting, and not challenging.

It's a waste of time!

"Isn't it just a multiplayer online battle royale developed by Painxun? The characters are set up as assassins, supporters, marksmen, tanks, and mages, and each hero has multiple active attack skills and 1 passive skill....."

Listening to Wang Liang's gushing introduction, Gao Dashan's mouth opened into an O-shape, he didn't know this, he only downloaded this game today, thinking about finding Wang Liangxian to show off, but he didn't want to be slapped in the face.

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PS: The players of the king pesticide have elderly people, and Zhang Shuangli, who played Chang Baicao's old drama bone in "Little Fish and Flowers", played, but the level was a little dish, and he sent 8 heads in 10 minutes, and his teammates stopped doing it, asking him if he was a primary school student, and told him to stop playing and go back to writing his homework. Uncle Zhang Shuangli couldn't cry or laugh, and posted a picture of tears on Weibo to show his mood, determined to practice hard and wash the name of primary school students.