Chapter 169: Five Plus Skin
SUBTITLE OF THIS CHAPTER: SUPER POWERFUL WU JIA PI
"You Easterners waste all your time on this kind of thing, which is why you lag behind us Westerners so much!"
No wonder there are so many authors black Edison fans Tesla, this old guy is really annoying!
In fact, Edison's "poisonous tongue" is also famous in history. For example www.biquge.info he said that Tesla's invention of alternating current was only rationed to power electric chairs to execute criminals.
On another occasion, a noblewoman with a sharp voice complained to him that the gramophone she had bought was of poor quality. He immediately replied that no matter how bad the sound quality of the gramophone is, it is better than some people's speech.
This benevolent brother was not beaten to death, and his character is strong enough.
And what he said did say Yuan Yanqian's biggest sore spot.
Our Master Yuan has only been here for more than two months, so he has not integrated into this era until today...... Well, even if a person like him stays in this timeline for twenty or thirty years, it is unlikely that he will regard himself as a Chinese contemporary.
But Yuan Hongjian is indeed a little pink who loves the party-state a hundred years later. Although the little pinks are often slapped in the face by the party-state of "protecting the green grass but not the red flower", they love the party and the state deeply. After being slapped in the face, wipe everything off and sleep with you...... Well, it should be to wipe away tears, don't be afraid, at least they still have the stars and the sea.
Not only that, but this time-traveler is more "arrogant" than Edison. And although he suffered a small loss at the hands of the anarchists and BOI in the past two months, his foreknowledge and "talent" made him invincible, and every time he pretended to be extremely successful. This makes him from a hundred years later even more superior, and even a little self-aggrandizing.
However, this sentence woke Yuan Yanqian up. He is not the national of the world's second largest country in later generations, but the weak country and weak chicken of the sick man of East Asia today.
If a white American tells him a hundred years later that your country is backward because you have no faith, because you are an inferior race, and so on, then he doesn't even bother to argue, this guy must be a white trash who watches junk news. But now......
Yuan Yanqian's face flashed with green energy, and he was about to sneer at each other......
Fortunately, Mr. George Baker, the "good old man", came out to play the round at this time. The other people were not slow to react, and without waiting for Master Yuan to speak, they asked loudly, "Neo, what kind of wine did you drink in the hospital?" β
Well, this old man always has to give face, and in the future, he will have the opportunity to scold the capitalist who is miserly, evil-hearted, and subordinate.
Yuan Yanqian took a deep breath to suppress her anger, and then replied, "Mr. Baker, did I drink it...... IT'S CALLED WU JIA PI. β
βWU JIA PIοΌβ
Thomas Edison still had a noncommittal expression on his face, and the other three unconsciously repeated the odd pronunciation.
Louis Baker and Yuan Yanqian are now close friends, so he said in a half-complaining tone familiarly: "Neo, this is yours." In addition to the 'Majhong', you should bring us a few bottles of medicinal wine to try. β
Our Master Yuan said in his heart, isn't it that he hasn't negotiated the endorsement fee with his "compatriots" of Ban Seris, otherwise he will definitely carry a few bottles over.
Now, I can only flicker.
He shook his head and said, "Louie, you don't understand this. THE WU JIA PI I I I I DRANK IS NOT THE SAME AS THE WUJIA PEEL I BOUGHT IN CHINATOWN......"
"The WU JIA PI I I drink is made from dozens of precious medicinal herbs and secretly made using our traditional craftsmanship. It does not contain any artificial additives, the taste is 'unique', the aroma is 'touching', it nourishes the body and strengthens the will, and it can improve the body's immunity and enhance ...... if you insist on taking it."
Wait, how does this sound like an advertising slogan?
By the way, I'm advertising!
Of course, whether you are famous or not depends on whether your "compatriots" in Ban Seris know each other.
Because...... Only the five plus peels designated by Lao Tzu can be called "WU JIA PI"!
"Enhance that...... In short, you can't buy it even if you want to spend a lot of money. And even if you drink it, it may not have the same effect as me. β
At this time, even Theodore Edison couldn't help but ask curiously: "Why can't you be like Mr. Yuan after drinking?" Is it because this wine is only suitable for you Chinese? β
Of course, it's because you don't have 18 constitutions.
"Gentlemen, the issue is complicated." Our Master Yuan said very sincerely, "I'll try to explain it to you as much as possible. β
He glanced at the great inventor with a cold expression and said, "This has to talk about the 'harmony' I just mentioned. β
"Although I didn't study medicine, I still know a little bit about your Western medicine. In the middle of the last century, Mr. FΓΌrchault proposed the theory of cytopathology, in which certain cells and not entire organs are affected by the pathological process. β
But why do these cells get diseased? Of course, there can be many reasons. However, we Chinese believe that cells cannot exist apart from the human body itself, and the reason for the cytopathy of a certain organ is that the whole human body is not 'harmonious'. β
"So according to the theory of traditional Chinese medicine, even if the lesion is cured, the pathogen cannot be solved. For a sick person to get back to health, or to keep a healthy person looking their best, it is necessary to get to the root cause. β
"THAT'S WHY WE Chinese CALL MEDICINE 'WEI SHENG'."
"What is hygiene? It is to raise it before the treatment! β
Master Yuan looked at the unknown appearance of everyone present, so he had no choice but to show up and say the law.
He pointed to his face and said, "Why can I defeat sepsis and the wound can heal so quickly...... In fact, it lies in the word 'raising'! β
"The reason why the medicinal wine I drank was so miraculous was that it was specially concocted according to my physical condition. And I insisted on taking this special medicinal wine to have such a strong immunity. β
"This is what we Chinese say is the right medicine!"
Yuan Yanqian thought to herself, since this has been said, let's simply fulfill Mr. George Baker. Not only did he give away tens of thousands of dollars in shares, but the company itself was really interested.
"So Mr. Baker, I don't recommend taking this medicinal liquor directly. Like I said, it works differently for everyone. If you are really interested in Chinese medicine, I can recommend a Chinese doctor for you. Depending on your situation, he will prepare a specific medicated wine or other tonic for you. β
Mr. George Baker invited him to play little white ball here, and most of that was for that reason. So when the old man heard this, he nodded happily, and just as he was about to say thanks, he heard Mr. Thomas Edison on the side sneer.
He opened his mouth to persuade: "George, I think it's better to forget it."
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