Chapter 111: No Hair (3)

"Be careful!"

"Rocket!"

"Attention everyone!"

Under the podium, there was a burst of exclamations.

Yang Zhu came to the front under the greeting of the bird, took the teacup, did not drink, and glanced at the man in black first. He asked, "Did you hear the lecture just now?" ”

"Listen!"

"What do you think?" Yang Zhu asked.

That's it! There was an exclamation from the podium.

Yang Zhu sighed, put down the teacup, and went to the front desk to check out. It's time to come or come, someone must have started to make trouble.

Bird Slippery also stood up and walked towards the front desk.

"Whoosh!"

Another rocket flew and flew onto the podium.

The bird slippery was not in a hurry, and reached out to catch it. Looking at the burning rocket in his hand, he shook his head and said nothing.

Zhuang Zhou held a sword in his hand, his eyes widened, and he looked around, looking very nervous. The nameless world is much calmer, and he is also looking around.

Yang Zhu came to the front desk and looked down.

Under the podium, the crowd began to stir, one by one nervous. But! Under the maintenance of Taoist disciples and Mo disciples, there were no accidents.

On the pillar below the podium, five flaming rockets were inserted. On the ground, too, there were seven or eight rockets inserted.

Not far away, there was a shout of killing. A few Taoist protectors chased after the man who had released the dark arrows, fighting the retreating enemy.

Several Taoist Dharma Protectors came under the podium and trampled on the rockets on the ground. A good mage protector leapt to his feet and slashed down the five rockets stuck in the pillar with his sword.

"Good!"

"Good skills!"

In the crowd, there was a cheer!

The man in black saw that no one in the pulpit noticed him, and got up and stood. Suddenly! He took a step, picked up speed, and ran towards the exit.

"I want to go! Don't say hello either? Yang Zhutou didn't reply and asked.

The man in black suddenly stopped in place, not daring to run anymore.

Zhuang Zhou held the sword in his hand, and rushed up in one step, the tip of the sword was lightly tapped, and he shouted: "I'll kill you!" ”

"Don't!" The man in black fell to his knees with weakness on his knees.

"Don't kill him for now! He won't survive anyway! If you don't change your malignancy, you will die sooner or later! Yang Zhu said as he turned around. The figure flashed, and he was in front of the man in black. "I gave you a chance, but you didn't cherish it! Still want to run away and hurt people? ”

"Me? I? In a hurry, the man in black said, "I'm in a hurry!" ”

"Urgency? You're injured, you're changing dramatically, where is the urine? A normal diet is pretty much the same as urinating once or twice a day! You may be able to lie to others, but can you lie to me Yang Zhu? ”

"Let him pee! How much can I see he can pee? Slippery laughed. For this kind of person who doesn't lie and doesn't blush, you have to expose him on the spot! ”

There was a urine bucket at the top of the stairs, and Tianya Nameless went to pick it up and put it in the center of the podium.

"You pee?"

"Pee!"

"If you don't pee, I'll castrate you!" Zhuang Zhou held a sword in his hand, and the tip of the sword pointed directly at the belly of the man in black.

Under everyone's persecution, the man in black had to untie his clothes and pee. As Yang Zhu said, he didn't have much urine at all, and he didn't have a little urine yet.

Everyone looked at the man in black and smiled, and the man in black blushed after peeing, so he had to walk back and sit on the stool.

"How much did you understand what I just said? Tell me? Yang Zhu also walked back, sat on the stool, picked up the teacup, and asked while drinking tea.

"Me? I? ”

"Huh!" Fowl smiled and said, "What can he understand?" I suspect he didn't listen at all, and may have been thinking of a way to escape! ”

"Me? I? I listened! The man in black hurriedly argued.

"Tell me about it? How do you understand that? Yang Zhu suddenly became interested.

Fowl sat on the side, looking at the man in black and laughing. He knows! The man in black must be blind again!

Zhuang Zhou was like a dog/leg/child, holding a sword in his hand, watching the master's face, ready to kill the man in black at any time.

After all, Tianya Nameless is a person who has seen the world, an adult, and much more mature. He stood aside, on guard.

"I think! From the point of view of the princes and kings, from the point of view of the majority of people, your theory of 'no hair' is wrong! If it's not right, it's unpopular! Princes and kings will not let you preach your 'indefatigable' theory! If everyone doesn't come to help each other, everyone takes care of each other, who will feed the princes and kings?

The princes and kings' courtiers will not agree! Won't let you preach your dime a dime theory. If you make everyone smarter, their officials will not be good! Only if everyone is stupid can they have the final say! This is called the policy of fooling the people!

Confucianism, Mohism and all the families in the world will not agree! They are worried that there is no reason to refute you! Your intransigent theory is against everyone!

No one in the world will agree with you! Who of you doesn't have a difficult time? When you encounter difficulties, if someone lends a hand, won't you get through it? Isn't it? You don't lend a hand, and he doesn't lend a hand, can you bear to let others starve to death? If someone else is short of a meal, a mouthful of food, or a mouthful of water, if you don't help him, won't he starve to death and die of thirst? ”

The man in black looked righteous and awe-inspiring, and he said it rightly. It's all positive energy, and it's the main theme of the singing, and it's really like that!

On such an occasion, he would not have said his dirty thoughts and true thoughts at all.

Yang Zhu shook his head and said, "You still haven't listened carefully!" What you are talking about is a topic that has been circulating and debated in the world for a long time, and it is not new. The legends of the world, the words that have been spread by false rumors, that's all! ”

"Me?" was exposed by Yang Zhu, and the people in black were shocked!

The sword in Zhuang Zhou's hand was horizontal, and it was on his neck.

Yang Zhu waved the back of his hand towards Zhuang Zhou, signaling to retreat, don't move and kill someone. If it is spread to the world, your image of Zhuang Zhou will be an image of a murderer!

"In that case! I'll give you a small stove alone and explain it! ”

Yang Zhu was extraordinarily gracious and opened a small stove for the man in black alone.

Under the podium, after driving away the troublemakers, normal order was restored. People began to argue with each other again on the question of whether they were willing or not.

Taking a sip of tea, Yang Zhu said, "I'll tell you now!" Even if others are starving to death, even if they are short of a mouthful of water and a mouthful of food, they can survive if they are given a mouthful of water and a mouthful of food. When does that matter? I made the choice of giving or not giving.

If? I have a lot of food in my pocket, and a lot of water in a jug, and I will give him food and drink. If I only have a mouthful of food and a mouthful of water left in my pocket, it is also a mouthful of food and a mouthful of water that I am saving! I'm sorry! I'm sorry to disappoint you, I won't give it to anyone else! Because! I want to live too! Don't be dogmatic with me, saying that it is just a mouthful of food, a mouthful of water, and a small quantity! But often that mouthful of food and a mouthful of water are also my life-saving food and life-saving water......"

"It's the same thing with a dime!" Bird Slippery extended on the side: "I think my life is more important than you!" And also! I think I'm lucky! I have only one hair, one ration of food, and one mouthful of water left. Get through it and I'll survive! ”

"Right! Yes, too! Poultry slippery seniors! Yang Zhu nodded.