Chapter 439: The Little Old Man and the Big Mouse
For the investigation of their skills, Liu He carried out it secretly, in front of everyone, Liu He was not easy to ask, maybe Wang Tie really practiced a strange martial arts as Qin Shuang said, so this kind of unusual situation appeared.
Although everyone's circumstances are different, no matter what, the collective cultivation of this Tianji Camp is still quite successful on the whole.
Even the little black fat man who doesn't know martial arts, he hasn't been idle for a while, he is different from others, everyone practices during the day and rests at night, he soaks in the fairy pond at night and closes his eyes to recuperate, runs to the shore during the day, and climbs on a big rock to write hard.
After three months of repeated repetition, he compiled a set of books on how to govern the country, which he named "The Treatise on the Pondside."
In fact, the little black fat man originally wanted to name it "On the Immortal Pool", but the name was too public, and he was afraid that the secret of the immortal pool would be exposed, so in desperation, he chose the name "On the Poolside".
As for the content of this set of "Poolside Theory", Liu He has never been able to see it, every time Liu He asks the little black fat man to see it, the little black fat man always shakes his head again and again, and mysteriously says that it is not yet time.
As for when it will arrive at this time, the little black fat man doesn't say it, and Liu He doesn't bother to guess.
The three-month practice period has expired, and everyone went back to Chengdu together, and the senior who was under the needle naturally followed Liu He to Tianji Mansion.
As soon as he saw a little old man behind Liu He, Liu Fu immediately greeted him, but before Liu Fu could speak, it seemed that the big rat who had been waiting for a long time came out of nowhere, and said with a smile: "Brother Liu, let me come, you rest." ”
Liu He was stunned, why did this kid call himself Brother Liu? But after thinking about it, it suddenly became clear that the big mouse naturally didn't dare to call himself a brother and a brother, and he was calling Liu Fu by calling Brother Liu.
Liu Fu was obviously very helpless about the excessive enthusiasm of the big mouse, and stood aside with his hands crossed, and the big mouse walked towards the little old man with a smile on his face.
Not to mention, the big mouse and the little old man are about the same size, but in terms of appearance, the little old man with crane hair and childish face is much better looking than the big mouse.
As soon as he saw the big mouse, the little old man was immediately happy, "Hey, do you still have monkeys?" ”
The big mouse smiled embarrassedly, "Look at what you said, how can there be such an ugly monkey as me." ”
The little old man looked at the big mouse a few times and said with a smile: "No, when I see you like this, the monkeys have to cry in fear." ”
The big mouse stretched out his thumb and said shamelessly: "The predecessor is really good eyesight, when I was in my hometown, let alone children, even those big girls and little daughters-in-law were so frightened that they turned around and ran away when they saw me." ”
The little old man seemed to have a good impression of the big mouse, and stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, "You kid is good, the old man likes it very much, do you want to worship me as a teacher?" ”
When the big mouse heard this, he was immediately pleasantly surprised, "That feeling is good, being able to worship the old-timers as a teacher is really a blessing from my previous life." ”
"So, you mean?" The little old man twisted his long beard and asked with a smile.
The big mouse nodded vigorously again and again, "Yes, of course I want to, I want to dream about it!" ”
The little old man smiled evilly: "You think, I don't want to!" If you want to worship me as a teacher, dream of you! ”
The big mouse was stunned when he heard this, and hurriedly looked at Liu He on the side, but found that Liu He clearly had a gloating expression, and then he realized that he was being tricked by the little old man.
The big mouse was not in a hurry, nor was he annoyed, but still smiled flatteringly: "Yes, I listen to the old-timers, and when I finish serving your old man, I will go to sleep, and I will definitely dream that you will take me as an apprentice!" ”
The little old man who likes to play tricks on people all his life, this is the first time he can say such things after being teased, but he was speechless for a while, and he was stunned on the spot.
Looking at the big mouse and the little old man, the two of them were deflated one after another, and the smile on Liu He's face was even stronger, this is really one thing and one thing.
The little old man thought for a while, and suddenly said seriously: "You kid is a talent, from now on, the old man will take you as an apprentice." ”
The big rat who had just suffered a loss didn't seem to be worried about the little old man's sincerity at all, and fell to his knees and kowtowed three times in a row, "Master is above, and I will be worshiped by the apprentice!" ”
Liu He squinted at the big mouse kneeling on the ground, not to mention, the big mouse has no other skills, this kung fu of kneeling on the ground and kowtowing to others is really perfect.
The little old man stroked his beard with a smile, "Now as a teacher, I will teach you the magic skills of this sect, and you will do a handstand in this courtyard first." ”
"Handstand?" The big mouse blinked at his pair of cross-eyed eyes, and seemed to be very embarrassed, "Don't hide it from the master, let alone stand upside down, even if you stand for a long time, your legs are weak." ”
The little old man pulled his face, "Don't you want to listen to the first sentence of the teacher?" ”
The big mouse hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Listen, I'll listen!" It's just Master, when will this stand upside down? ”
The little old man put his hand behind his back, "If I don't shout to stop, you won't stop!" ”
"Huh? Aren't you going to die in vain? The big mouse muttered quietly.
Seeing that the little old man didn't speak with a straight face, the big mouse didn't dare to say anything, but this time he really didn't lie, he tried a few times, but he didn't see it upside down, and he fell several times.
The little old man frowned, "Who did you learn your original kung fu from?" ”
The big rat lying on the ground said facelessly: "I'm like this, who wants to teach me?" My little three-legged cat kung fu is all learned from others and practiced by myself. ”
The little old man waved his hand, "Forget it, since this is the case, it won't be difficult for you." ”
When the big mouse heard this, he immediately got up from the ground and thanked him again and again.
"You go to the corner and do a handstand, it won't fall you." The little old man said, turned around and left.
Seeing the big mouse walking towards the corner with a sad face, Liu He couldn't help but laugh secretly.
Ever since the little old man said that he wanted to teach his magic skills to the big mouse, Liu He knew that this time, the little old man was still playing tricks on him.
When he came to the room specially arranged by Liu He, the little old man seemed to be very satisfied, and excitedly walked around the room, looking east and west, and feeling fresh when he saw everything.
Liu He waited quietly on the side, until the little old man turned the whole room around and sat down honestly in his seat, Liu He asked: "Senior, what preparations should I make for this trip to the palace to steal the dragon map?" ”
"Ready?" The little old man didn't seem to think about this question at all, "What do you want to prepare?" Lift your feet and go! ”
"At least one person has to prepare a night suit, right?" Liu He cautiously reminded.
The little old man waved his hand, "No need, I stole so many treasures from Dong Zhuo back then, and I never wore any night clothes." ”