Chapter 15: It Really Hurts
The eunuchs and palace maids hurriedly gave Xue Shao a look, you hurry up and coax Her Royal Highness the princess!
"Your Royal Highness Princess, Weichen has no such intentions." Xue Shao arched his hand and smiled indifferently, "If Her Royal Highness the princess is interested, Weichen is willing to accompany Her Royal Highness to ride and hunt." ”
Xue Shao himself wanted to play this one. When I came to Datang, the long knife of the fierce horse led the dog to shoot and hunt, which was a great pleasure. This is not available in the 21st century.
"Shooting?!" Princess Taiping's heart was full of joy, great, great! Ever since I was a child, I have only seen my father and brother, they love this way, and they are happy to hunt every time, but they never let me participate!
"Oh, then I'll fight! Ho! Princess Taiping hit Xue Shao with a small pink punch and smashed it lightly on Xue Shao's neck.
"Hey...... Ouch, ouch!! Xue Shao covered his neck and cried out in pain, and he really crooked his neck and couldn't straighten his waist.
"Ah, does it hurt, does it hurt?" Princess Taiping was frightened and cried out in a panic, "Oops, your neck is really crooked, crooked!" It's like the first few days of Hongu! ”
"It hurts, it hurts!" Xue Shao covered his neck and looked bitter, "Her Royal Highness the princess has practiced boxing well, Weichen's neck is really crooked, and he will definitely not be able to heal for a few days." ”
"Does it really hurt? Does it really hurt? Princess Taiping leaned in to look at Xue Shao's neck, feeling a little strange in her heart, shouldn't I be very relieved, why am I a little sad? …… Why should I really hit him!
"It really hurts......" Xue Shao gritted his teeth in pain.
"Imperial Doctor! Physician! Princess Taiping shouted, "You guys are still stunned, hurry up and call the imperial doctor!" ”
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The etiquette in the palace is strict, and the male family members cannot stay for a long time, and the "seriously injured" Xue Shao was escorted out of the palace by Princess Taiping, and the imperial doctor was really sent to treat him. If it weren't for the Tianwei of the queen mother, Princess Taiping, who blamed herself, would have wanted to sneak out of the palace and watch the imperial doctor treat Xue Shao with her own eyes.
Sixty-three-year-old Zhao Bingcheng has worked in the palace for 28 years as a "royal doctor" with a high risk value, and he can still successfully breathe and have sound limbs, relying not only on his excellent medical skills, but also on his first-class ability to observe words and emotions and see the wind and steer.
The maidservants and eunuchs sent by Princess Taiping to escort Xue Shao home brought a large number of tonic herbs with them. Such as East Red Deer Antler, Tianshan Snow Lotus, Royal Yellow Essence...... It seems that Xue Shao was not injured by a small pink punch from Princess Taiping, but an old medicine jar that was seriously bedridden.
This is a blind man who can see how much Princess Taiping cares about Xue Shao.
After intently examining Xue Shao for a long time, Zhao Bingcheng solemnly took out a delicate and precious mutton fat jade bottle from his high-end mahogany medicine box, and said: "Xue Gongzi, this is the old man's ancestral medicine for orthopaedic channels, and I will come to treat your injuries now." ”
"Thank you, Imperial Doctor Zhao." Xue Shao wanted to laugh, this old man could really pretend. With his professional level, it's impossible not to find out, and I'm not in trouble at all.
The jade bottle was opened, and the spicy smell of medicinal oil suddenly filled the room, but it didn't smell unpleasant. This kind of potion may be rare in the Tang Dynasty, at least it is not something that ordinary people can afford, but for Xue Shao, it is no longer ordinary - isn't it something similar to safflower oil, relieving tendons, activating and dissolving bruises, and treating injuries without injuring blood.
Zhao Bingcheng dipped a little bit of his finger with his fingers, applied it to Xue Shao's neck, and slowly began to rub it from light to heavy. Xue Shao was very cooperative and lay on the bed from time to time to make one or two hums to express pain, the strength of the medicinal oil was okay, and Xue Shao was enjoying the blind massage cervical spine maintenance.
After a long time, Zhao Bingcheng was sweating profusely, and most of the baby-like medicinal oil was used up, and he asked cautiously, "How does Xue Gongzi feel?" ”
Xue Shao didn't answer, and Zhao Bingcheng looked sideways...... Uh, actually asleep?
"Xue Gongzi?" Zhao Bingcheng called in a low voice.
Xue Shao came to his senses in a daze, and exclaimed, "Oops, this neck doesn't hurt anymore!" Imperial Doctor Zhao, your medical skills are really superb! ”
The other people in the house, Yue Nu, Li Xianyuan, and the maids and eunuchs sent by Princess Taiping, were all relieved.
"Xue Gongzi has won the award, and the old man is also relying on this bottle of medicinal oil and some unique massage techniques." Zhao Bingcheng wiped the sweat on his forehead, and he didn't know if Lu Dao was tired from the massage or embarrassed by Xue Shao's words, "Congratulations to the son, who is recovering, and the old man can also reply to Her Royal Highness the princess." ”
"Thank you Imperial Doctor Zhao!" Xue Shao jumped out of bed and shook his head, full of joy as before.
Zhao Bingcheng took the medicine boy back to the palace with the medicine box on his back. Zhao Bingcheng, the old fox, cured Xue Shao's little fox after he got rid of the disease, and it is not difficult to imagine that Princess Taiping would never treat him badly.
The wishful thinking of the old fox and the little fox can be regarded as playing beautifully.
"Now that Gongzi Xue has recovered, I can go back to the palace to repay Her Royal Highness the Princess!" The palace maids and eunuchs sent by Princess Taiping came to bid farewell together.
"There are two of them." Xue Shao politely said goodbye to them, "Moon slave, send off." ”
"Yes, Childe." Yuenu knew what Xue Shao meant, so he invited the two of them to one place and gave them a lot of rewards.
The palace maids and eunuchs went away rejoicing.
It is said that Hades is easy to mess with little ghosts, and the more inconspicuous the little role, the more careful you must be treated. They may not have much power and ability, but they can still do it by blowing a yin wind in Princess Taiping's ears to fan the ghostly fire. Conversely, it would be beneficial to ask them to help say a few kind words.
The Prime Minister's Concierge Seven Rank Officials, this is what he said.
Finally dismissed these people, Xue Shao breathed a sigh of relief and sat down to drink a cup of tea.
Li Xianyuan was holding those precious medicinal materials on the side and admiring them, and was amazed, "Hugh said that the medicinal materials are this box containing the medicinal materials, and they are also high-grade treasures, and they are worth a lot of money!" ”
"If Brother Li likes it, then I'll give it to you." Xue Shao said casually.
"Excuse me, excuse me!" Li Xianyuan put down the medicine box suddenly, "This is a love thing given to you by Princess Taiping, how dare Xiaosheng touch it?" ”
"What you mean by this is that I am not lightly ill, so Princess Taiping sent medicine to make love?" Xue Shao sneered.
"Hehe, Brother Xue is serious, joking, just joking!" Li Xianyuan sat opposite Xue Shao with a wry smile, and asked tentatively, "Brother Xue was recruited by the palace to meet him today, I don't know what happened?" Why did Brother Xue come back, and even his neck was crooked? ”
As soon as the words fell, the moon slave sent the guest back and stepped into the hall.
Xue Shao said indifferently: "The queen of heaven gave me an official position, and I hit the beam pillar with joy, and the princess ordered someone to come and treat my injuries." ”
Li Xianyuan and Yue Nu couldn't figure it out for a while, and the amount of information in Xue Shao's words seemed to be a little too big.
"Don't think about it. Anyway, I'm fine now, and I'm an official! Xue Shao said.
"Okay...... Li Xianyuan nodded, "I don't know what position Brother Xue is worshipping?" ”
"Inspect the Guanglu Temple." Xue Shao frowned, "What kind of official position is this?" ”
Li Xianyuan's expression stiffened for a moment, his expression was a little embarrassed, a little jealous, scratching his ears and cheeks and smiling bitterly: "Guanglu Temple's official order, the official rank is from the seventh grade, and it is the official who is responsible for taking care of the sacrifices and arranging the meals of the hundred officials when the imperial court holds major sacrifices and banquets...... Since he is a school inspector, unless there is a vacancy or transfer in the incumbent Taiguan, Brother Xue does not have to go to work every day. But for matters within his duties, Brother Xue also has the right to inquire and give orders. ”
To put it bluntly, the inspection is the meaning of "alternate" and "agent".
"Alas, bad luck!" Xue Shao felt a little crying and laughing, the dignified special forces king had degenerated, and he had become a cooking squad leader who engaged in logistics and managed the canteen!
"Brother Xue, do you still have dislike?" Li Xianyuan was really angry, "Do you know how many students in the world can't get into the department and enter the official career for ten years?" Even among those who have been in the top three in the scientific examination in the past dynasties, there are many people who have bad luck and have made the Jiupin official the first in their lives! …… You just got a seven-grade official position for nothing, so why do you have to pick three or four? ”
"You want? Good for you. Xue Shao said casually.
Li Xianyuan's heart was blocked, and his teeth itched with hatred, "Xiaosheng wants to!" …… I've been working for more than two years! ”
Yue Nu smiled happily on the side, stepped forward and hugged his fists and said: "He Xi Gongzi has to be awarded an official position and enter the official career, and from then on, the rise to the top is unlimited!" ”
"Oh yes, congratulations, congratulations!" Li Xianyuan smiled and said.
"Don't be sarcastic about me. Others don't know the Dao, don't you still know how I got my official position? Xue Shao pointed to his face with a wry smile, "What is so glorious about selling your face and mixing such a seven-grade sesame official with nepotism?" ”
"That's also Brother Xue's ability, why don't you see other men have such opportunities?" Li Xianyuan sighed again and said, "Next time I am reincarnated, I will definitely choose the right person like Brother Xue, and by the way, let my father and mother give birth to me a little better." ”
Xue Shao was angry and funny, "Moon slave, fulfill him, send him to reincarnate!" ”
"Ah, don't, don't!" Li Xianyuan hurriedly waved his hand and begged for mercy, and said with a smile, "Brother Xue has been promoted, and he should set up a roast tail banquet as usual." I don't know what Brother Xue is going to do? ”
The roasted tail banquet is a special banquet that is now popular in Chang'an, the imperial capital. When a new official takes office or an official is promoted, he will invite relatives and friends to congratulate him. The origin of the saying "burning tail" is quite interesting, one is that the tiger will burn off its tail when it becomes a human form, which means that the person who is holding the banquet is transformed by a tiger, and the future of "tiger and tiger" is limitless; The second is that the sheep must scorch the old tail to be accepted by the sheep when they enter the new flock, and this intention is simpler - the new official must enter the circle of officialdom when he takes office, which is the first step in the career of the person who holds the banquet; The third layer of intent is even clearer, it is said that when the carp jumps over the dragon gate, it must burn the fish's tail through the heavenly fire before it can turn into a real dragon!.
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