Chapter 1007: Yang is a big man and his father
"I'm Big Yang's father!" Zhuangzi smiled and said to the people around him.
Everyone was startled at first, and the scene suddenly quieted down, and they all looked at the thin old man in front of them. Then! Laughed again!
Someone pointed at Zhuangzi with a finger and said with a smile: "Is he still Yang Da and his father?" You see? Where does he look like a big man Yang? ”
Someone else teased: "You're wrong! It should be that Yang is like him, where is it? Yang is so big a big man, and he? How big is he? A head shorter than Yang's bigger, right? ”
"You know a, huh?" Someone coaxed again: "This is called a mongrel, not a mixed caste!" ”
"What is called a hybrid * caste is not a mixed caste, this is called a mixed surname is not a mixed * species!"
"Hahaha......"
When the people around heard this, they all laughed happily.
"I'm really Yang's big daddy!" Zhuangzi pretended to be serious and argued.
He knew that no matter what he said, no one would believe him. This is not? In order to attract everyone's attention, do you pretend to be stupid?
Such! People will have an impression of you, and everything will be easy to do when you have an impression.
This is also a type of mental realm exercise, which is also a kind of cultivation that can instantly increase your influence.
People who cultivate the Demon Dao often use various extreme methods to quickly increase their influence, and the results are often very good.
"You said you were Yang Da's father, so let me ask you? Why is your son not like you? ”
"Hey! Do you think that Yang is a big man and doesn't beat you, do you? Are you taking advantage of him? You? Geezer? Do you owe you a beating? A young man was so angry that he jumped up, glared, and pointed at Zhuangzi's nose and shouted.
A middle-aged man quickly rushed over, pulled the young man aside, and persuaded, "What are you talking about with him?" Isn't that human? Are you kidding? Isn't it? ”
Another middle-aged man walked out with a smile, looked at Zhuangzi and said, "I said brother? You? Have you been fooled? Your son doesn't look like you, huh? How do you not know? You? ”
"Hahaha......"
The people around listened and laughed again.
"My son is like a!" Zhuangzi argued.
"Like a! Hahaha! ……”
"He said his son was like a mother! Hey, hey, hey......"
"He doesn't care at all! This man! ”
"I think you owe it!" The young man jumped up again and struck someone.
The middle-aged man hurriedly hugged him and persuaded him again: "Isn't this a joke? He's not? He's not trying to stand up and fight, isn't he? So! He relied on the old man and sold the old, saying that he was a big man and his father. Isn't it? ”
At this time, the two quarreling people couldn't quarrel anymore, and they were disturbed by "Yang's big man and his father", packed up, and left.
If it weren't for being disturbed by "Big Yang's father", the two families wouldn't know how long they would quarrel. It's true! Endless.
Everyone only cared about teasing "Yang Big Man and His Father", no one cared, but the protagonist of the quarrel left.
By the time everyone found out, the two families had long since disappeared.
"What about people?"
"What about people?" Someone asked.
"Who? Your child has run away? ”
"Huh? Whose child got lost? ”
"Your kid just ran away! You? The man who found out that the man was missing said angrily, "I mean! What about the quarrelsome? Why did the two families disappear? ”
Under this person's reminder, everyone noticed: yes! The protagonist is gone.
"Are you still looking forward to people arguing? You guys? You guys are so poisonous! It's true! Still looking forward to people quarreling? Someone said angrily.
"Isn't that?" Some people want to argue, but they find it uninteresting.
In fact! None of us were so vicious, expecting others to quarrel. But! When no one quarrels, there is no excitement to watch. It's true! No malice.
Zhuangzi saw that the two families were no longer quarrelling, and laughed proudly.
"Hey! Yang is a big man and his father! You? What are you laughing at? Someone saw that the protagonist of the quarrel was gone, and suddenly became interested in the thin old man in front of him.
It's also fun to tease this thin old man, and everyone can have fun again.
"Hey! Yang is a big man and his father! You? What are you laughing at? Someone asked again.
Under the reminder of the two people, everyone's attention shifted to Zhuangzi in the venue, and they laughed again.
"Hey! Yang is a big man and his father! Your level is so high! You see! Your son doesn't look like you, hehe! That's what you're capable of! Isn't it? Right now! You don't need to persuade you, the two families won't quarrel, this is also your ability, right? Hahaha......"
When the people around heard this, they all laughed.
"Hahaha!"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"Hehehe!"
"Giggles!"
All kinds of laughter continued.
Zhuangzi still looked around triumphantly, and waited until everyone had laughed enough before he said seriously: "This is my ability!" I'm bigger than my son Yang! Even if Big Yang comes, he may not be able to persuade this fight in the shortest possible time! Isn't it? I'm a cow, right? ”
"You bullie! You're a cow! Hahaha......"
"You bullie! I'll serve you! Hey, hey, hey......"
"You bullie! Hehehe......"
The crowd laughed again.
"Why not? Hearing is false, seeing is believing! Isn't it? How many words did I say to them? This is not? Before they get to the point, they won't be noisy! Isn't it? Tell you! I'm Yang's big dad and his father! Big Yang is my son! My son learned from me! You know? Hey! You still don't believe me? Hey! ”
Seeing that the people around him were still making fun of him, Zhuangzi pulled his face down and became unhappy.
"You people! Kill me! Ignore you! Don't trust people! I'm leaving! "Say! Zhuangzi walked out of the crowd.
"This old man! It's really bragging! Hey! The two families stopped quarreling and didn't bother to pay attention to him, did he think it was his ability? Hey! ”
"This old man! Underspoken! If Big Yang knew that someone was pretending to be his father, no matter how good his temper was, he wouldn't be able to stand it! ”
"Pretending to be what? Aren't people just joking? ”
"Jokes? This is also a joke? It's also a joke to say that he's someone else's father? ”
"How is it not a joke? Isn't that just talking? ”
"Then I say! I'm your dad! ”
"You dare!"
"I'm not kidding, am I? I'm not really your father! ”
"You?"
Behind Zhuangzi, there was a voice.
Wait until Zhuangzi is gone, suddenly! Someone screamed.
"Hey, hey, hey! Have you noticed? Who is this old man? ”
"Like whom? Didn't he just say that? Is he a big man and his father? ”
When everyone heard this, there was another burst of laughter.
"He's Zhuangzi! He! The man spoke, and felt that what he said was no different from what he didn't say. Because! In this big mountain, not many people know Zhuangzi.