Chapter 229: The joke is too big
It turned out that Xiantu was not frightened and fell asleep, but the third prince Ao Bing performed hypnotism on him, afraid that Xiantu would reveal the secret of heaven after seeing the third prince's true body, and when the golden dragon returned to the pendant, the hypnotism disappeared, Xiantu rubbed his confused eyes and sat up, as if he had a dream.
"Hey, where did the White Tiger go?" The first thing Xiantu said after waking up was to ask about the whereabouts of the white tiger.
The more the samurai trembled and crawled over, not so much that he crawled over, but that he rolled over, looking at the three heels of this step, he almost knocked his face to the face, first looked at the samurai Yue like this, and his disdainful eyes instantly killed the samurai who was crawling and rolling, thinking that there were not three white tigers? Why are you afraid of being like this, if you had such intimate contact with the white tiger just now, would you be scared to death now?
Looking at Wu Shiyue, who finally crawled over, he asked puzzledly: "Brother Wu, where did that white tiger go, wasn't it still lying on me just now?" Why is it that the kung fu is gone after a while? ”
The warrior was still trembling, and he stretched out a finger to press Xiantu's chest, and said, "Xian...... Brother Xian, you are really ...... It's really not an ordinary person, Hara ...... Originally...... So you're ...... You are the embodiment of the golden dragon. ”
Maybe he was frightened by the white tiger, the more the samurai said these two sentences, his tongue was knotted, and he finally said these two sentences, but Xiantu looked at the samurai more like he didn't understand, and asked incomprehensibly What about the golden dragon and silver dragon, shouldn't the scene just now scare the martial brother stupid.
Hallucinations, hallucinations for sure. Xiantu thought about it and said, "Brother Wu, what nonsense are you talking about, did the scene just now scare you stupid?" ”
"Brother Xian. Brother Wei knows that you must not believe it, but just now a golden dragon did appear, this is a real dragon, I saw that he killed three big cats after a circle in the sky, and then got into your body, although Brother Wei didn't see clearly whether this golden dragon came out of your body, but it was definitely in your body. This is what my brother saw with his own eyes, and there can be no mistake. ”
The more the samurai spoke, he reached out and touched Xiantu's chest for a while. Xiantu covered his chest and asked blankly: "Brother Wu, I'm a man, what are you doing?" Have you really been frightened just now, and now you have changed your sexual orientation? ”
I heard Xiantu say this. The samurai quickly took his hand down. He replied embarrassedly: "Eh, how can Brother Xian insult your brother like this, just now Brother Wei just touched your chest to see how the golden dragon got in." ”
"Insult, Brother Wu still knows this term, but Brother Wu's actions just now surprised the younger brother very much, and I thought that Brother Wu had changed his temperament and actually began to like men." Xiantu said jokingly. But as I said before, the ancient people didn't like jokes the most. Unexpectedly, Xiantu's words actually annoyed Samurai Yue, and I saw him turn around and walk over, and there seemed to be a thousand unhappy in his heart.
Seeing the warrior walking to the side more and more angrily, Xiantu hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Brother Wu, Brother Wu, the younger brother just made a joke with you, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously!" ”
At this time, the warrior Yue stopped, turned around, and said to Xiantu with a stern face: "Brother Xian, since ancient times, there are clouds, and soldiers can be killed but not humiliated, what Brother Xian said just now made Brother Wei feel that life is worse than death, and I hope Brother Xian will stop making such jokes." ”
Xiantu was speechless, didn't he just tell two jokes? How did I get to the concept that life is better than death, in modern times, Xiantu is so amused every day with a group of good buddies, and I haven't seen anyone so atmospheric, it seems that ancient men were really conservative, and they were even more feudal.
"Okay, well, the little brother knows that he is wrong, from now on he will never make such a joke to the martial brother, the martial brother does not remember the villain, this time I will forgive the little brother!" Xiantu said to the samurai in that pleading tone.
At this time, the samurai Yue did not rush to forgive Xiantu, but fell into contemplation, Xiantu thought, could it be that this guy has to make conditions, no, isn't it just a joke, is it also a condition to forgive.
Sure enough, as Xiantu expected, the more the samurai was really thinking about the conditions, and the more he saw the samurai's eyebrows, he took it to heart and said, "It's okay to forgive you, but you have to agree to a condition for your brother." ”
Xiantu was helpless, so he had to agree: "Okay, Brother Wu, don't say one condition, that is, a hundred conditions, the younger brother will also agree to you, if there are any conditions, just talk about it, the younger brother listens." ”
I saw the warrior smile mysteriously, and said: "Brother Xian is really refreshing, in fact, there are no conditions for being a brother, but just now on the road I heard that Brother Xian has a deep study of the matter of crossing, and he happened to be studying this matter before being a brother, so today we might as well sit here and have a good chat, so as to solve the mystery in my brother's heart." ”
Hearing the samurai say this, Xiantu said that he really convinced you to death, and actually had the leisure to listen to the crossing at this time, is it possible that the more you samurai want to replace Hawking as a cosmic all-rounder, or to study the time tunnel, and then freely roam in the past and future, and be the first person to look at the history of Chinese civilization for 5,000 years.
It's a pity that Qin Shi Huang doesn't have this blessing, if your martial brother met Qin Shi Huang, maybe he would have already researched the time machine by now, and Qin Shi Huang wouldn't have to go to great lengths to refine the elixir, wouldn't it be better to live directly in outer space and not grow old and die? It is said that human beings can attain eternal life as long as they leave the gravitational pull of the earth.
Although there are rumors in the market, it is not necessarily true, didn't it verify this qiē just now? I don't know which bastard spread the rumor, actually said that the tiger will pounce three times after encountering the prey, if it fails three times, it will give up the prey, but just now it is almost a hundred times, and I don't see it plan to give up itself, but the more brave it becomes, and it has both wisdom and bravery, it is really a rare ancient smart white tiger.
Xiantu was thinking about this in a daze, and the more the warrior saw that Xiantu was silent, he thought about it again and said: "Brother Xian, go get some firewood for your brother to keep you warm, and find some food to wrap your stomach by the way." ”
Hearing the warrior say this, Xiantu came back to his senses and said, "Brother Wu must not act alone, there are many wild beasts here, and it is safer for the two of us to look for firewood and food together." ”
"Brother Xian is right, according to what Brother Xian said, let's take action, maybe with the flames, those beasts will not dare to approach us." The more the samurai stood up, looking around for food to wrap around the stomach, probably because he was too hungry, Xiantu could faintly hear the 'cooing' of the samurai's stomach, and on this quiet winter night, the sound of resistance in his stomach sounded like someone had played a song "I'm so hungry". (To be continued......)
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