"Two goods. ”

Pack up and put the rabbit on the grill.

A poor Zen master took out a jade pendant from his arms and handed it to the hands of the second monk.

"Take this and go and offer incense to the Buddha. ”

"Shangxiang?" The second monk took the jade pendant and looked at it again and again, but he didn't see anything unusual about this jade pendant.

Scratching his bare head, he asked puzzledly, "Master, haven't we fed the Buddha enough incense for forty-nine days at one time?"

"Smack~"

There was no wooden fish and forgot to bring a wooden fish hammer, and a poor Zen master bent his fingers and knocked off the head of the second monk with his knuckles.

"It was a daily incense, and now we are asking the Buddha to help.

You don't need to give a gift to ask someone to do something?

You don't even want the Buddha to help you with the incense, the Buddha doesn't want to save face?"

"Oh," the second monk rubbed his bare head bitterly, and took the jade pendant back to the room as Xiao Xia covered his mouth and snickered.

In the room, a miniature statue of the Buddha brought by a poor Zen master sits on the offering table.

Under the statue, there is an empty miniature incense burner.

The second monk recalled the process of asking the Buddha to help with the errands before, and put the jade pendant given by the master at the Buddha's feet.

I took a stick of incense and lit it.

He held the incense above his head and bowed symbolically.

Leaned over and gently inserted the incense into the censer.

"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south. ”

After chanting the Buddha's name, the second monk said to the statue of the Buddha, "Buddha, Master has asked the disciple to ask for your help again."

The Buddha is merciful, and you must not refuse.

If it can't be done, the disciple will be knocked on the head by the master again when he goes back. ”

As he spoke, the second monk also pointed to a bag bulging out of his head.

"Look, Buddha, the disciple was knocked by the master just now. ”

After speaking, the second monk stared at the statue of the Buddha with his eyes, waiting for the Buddha's response.

Staring, staring.

Looking at the circles of curly hair on the Buddha's head, the thoughts of the second monk drifted away at once.

Regarding the circle of curly hair on the Buddha's head, the second monk remembered that he also had a discussion with his master.

"Master, Master, do monks have to shave their heads?"

"It's not!"

"Huh?"

"Not only monks, but also nuns have to shave their heads. ”

"Oh, that'..... But why was the Buddha able to keep his hair?"

"Nonsense, where did the Buddha grow his hair?

The Buddha himself said: keep your hair without monks, keep monks without hair!

Don't leave home with your hair!"

"Master, when did you become blind? Look at the Buddha's head, this circle of curly hair, can't you see it?"

"Who told you that the Buddha had curly hair on his head?"

"Could it be that Master wants to tell me that the Buddha has straight hair on his head?"

"Wrong! It's a bag!"

"Bag?"

"That's right.

When he was younger, the Buddha was the most mischievous of his class.

I always wandered to lectures, never did my homework, fought with people all day long, and practiced for three days fishing and two days drying nets. ”

"Isn't that the same as me?"

"It's the same as you, and the same frequency of beatings as you. ”

"Oh~"

The second monk looked at the curly hair on the Buddha's head and remembered the master's secretive smile at the beginning.

Suddenly, there was a kind of realization.

So..... The curly hair of the Buddha's head is actually a testimony of his mischievous behavior when he was a child?

Every time I didn't obey, I would be knocked on the head by the master with a wooden fish or a wooden fish hammer or some other substitute.

Every time the old bag is not gone, a new bag is added, and over time, this head of the bag can't go?

Feeling that he should have discovered the truth of the matter, when the second monk looked at the curly hair of the Buddha's head, he suddenly felt a sense of sympathy and kinship.

Everyone is a bad student who will be knocked on the head by the master if he doesn't do a good deed, and there should be friendship and mutual assistance between the bad student and the bad student, right?

"Click~"

Pure Land of Bliss, Seventh-level Floating Buddha, Ninth Layer.

Shi Bo Xun, who was meditating and meditating, opened his eyes, and his expression was hideous, and he bit his mouth full of big gold teeth.

"Bastard, stupid, bastard, you're ruining my reputation like that?"

Why can't he get rid of his head?

The bag of his head is obviously ...... Ahh

"Kinara!"

I touched the ...... of my head. Curly hair, the Buddha shouted angrily outside.

You bastard!

I definitely can't get used to him anymore this time!

This time, we must take him back and throw him into the nineteenth layer of the eighteen hells to be tortured for three days and three nights.

If this continues, his reputation as a Buddha will be completely ruined.

Even if some of what he says is true, but ...... Can the truth be said everywhere without any scruples?

He Buddha doesn't want to lose face?

"Squeak~"

The door opened, and a young white-clothed monk walked in from outside.

"Buddha, did the disciple hear your call?"

"Hmm. ”

Shi Bo Xun nodded, "Jinnara, you go ......"

Halfway through the words, he looked at the little monk praying ungodly on the other side through the incense faith.

Looking at the bulging bag on the little monk's head.

The Buddha bit a mouthful of large gold teeth that had just grown, and the expression on his face was twisted and twitched.

"Did the Buddha have any commands?"

Hearing that his Buddha was halfway through his words, Kinnara raised his head and glanced at Shi Bo Xun in puzzlement.

"It's all right!"

Shakba Shun waved his hand so that Kinnara could leave on his own.

Although he was puzzled, he still bowed respectfully, turned around and walked outside.

"Wait a minute!"

Watching the back of Kinnara leaving, the corner of his eye glanced at the little monk on the other side of the incense.

Shi Bo Xun gritted his teeth and called out to Kinara, who was about to leave.

"Buddha?"

As soon as Kinnara turned around, he saw the Buddha looking at him with a quiet and peaceful smile.

In my heart, the subconscious is a tightness.

A quiet and peaceful smile?

The face of the Buddha showed this quiet and peaceful smile?

That's still ...... Quiet and peaceful, huh?

I'm in a hurry to run now, is it still too late?

As soon as such a thought flashed through his heart, Kinara's eyes darkened, and he saw the Buddha appear in front of him.

"Kinara, how long has it been since I took your homework?"

"Buddha, Buddha, .....?"

"Relax! Relax! Don't be afraid! I happen to have nothing to do today, so why don't I take a good test of your homework and see how much your cultivation has improved." ”

"Buddha, Buddha, disciple is dull ......"

"It is precisely because of stupidity that we need more teaching and promotion!"

“......”

"That's it!"

Looking at the Buddha statue, two Buddha lights cast in his eyes and submerged into the jade pendant, and the little monk of the second goods showed a happy smile on his face.

Pick up the jade pendant and hold it in your hand.

Bow lightly to the Buddha, "Disciple thank the Buddha for his generosity, Buddha, you are really a good person!"

Turning around, the second monk took the jade pendant out of the room and handed over to his master.

......

"What?"

Chen Haocang suddenly stood up from his chair and looked at the old man sitting opposite him with a shocked expression.

"Didn't the head of the Chen family hear clearly? ”

The old man had a faint smile on his face.

"The deity has successfully said that the Supreme Elder has made a move, and your Chen family only needs to be ready.

Three days later, when Elder Taishang breaks through the barrier, he will immediately rebel!"

Chen Haocang: "......"

This...... Okay, so sudden?

Is there only three days left until the day that I have been looking forward to for a long time, and I have been thinking about it for a long time?

Agitated!

Excited!

Especially the sentence that moved Elder Taishang to take action, it gave Chen Haocang an efficient super reassuring pill in his heart.

Elder Taishang!

What a fairy power!

With such an immortal figure making a move, why should his Chen family worry about something big not happening?

Looking at the arrogant old man sitting opposite, Chen Haocang felt that even the other party's arrogant expression was so pleasing to the eye and so good-looking at this moment.

"Thank you, Second Elder!

Thank you!

Second Elder, you are such a good person!"