Chapter 109: Shovel Officer, what are you talking about?
It was time to toss at night, and in the morning, Chen Quan was reluctant to get up, and fell asleep in a daze with his eyes closed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Half-asleep, Chen Quan heard as if someone was discussing him.
"Ling Wuxie, the rice is amazing." Jusis said.
"Of course, don't look at who raised it." Ling Wuxian said with a smile.
"Hey, leave me one of these wolf teeth." Jusis looked at the dead wolf and stared at the wolf's fangs.
"What do you get in exchange?" Ling Wuxian touched his chin, pointed at the wild wolf and said, "This wild wolf's wolf teeth are not small, they are precious. ”
Hearing Ling Wuxian say this, Jusis pursed his lips and said, "Cut, the little family is angry." ”
"Tsk, you'll know when the time comes, you don't want it now, you won't have it then." Ling Wuxian pretended to regret it.
"Don't talk to me, it's useless." Jusis didn't eat Ling Wuxie's set, and said directly: "Anyway, I'm going to settle this wolf tooth." ”
Ling Wuxie: "Hehe. ”
"Didn't you say you got the she-wolf and the wolf cub back? Where is it? Jusis asked.
"Inside." Ling Wuxian pointed to the tent.
When I came back last night, it was for safety reasons.
Ling Wuxian placed the she-wolf and the seven wolf cubs in this vacant tent, and Chen Quan was also inside.
If you bring the wolf back, you can't get it to sleep with people.
If this Nima lives together, the wolf nature is rampant, and the warriors must not suffer.
Juses lifted the curtain and walked into the tent, and saw a very harmonious scene.
The she-wolf was lying on a stretcher, the rice was lying beside her, and the seven wolf cubs were sleeping peacefully.
Well, a living picture of morning sleep harmony.
"These little wolf babies are very cute, why don't we raise a few wolves?" Jusis said.
"Don't make a fuss, what kind of wolf do you raise." Ling Wuxian shook his head, "If I tell the battalion commander that I want to raise wolves, he won't have to kill me alive." ”
"It's okay, there's no Company Commander Jiang to support you." Jusis said.
Ling Wuxian shook his head and said, "I guess Jiang Lian won't be able to hold on to this matter." ”
Jusis frowned, this was not like the Ling Daring he knew.
Jusses said: "It's okay, do you just say that you are engaged in military training research?" Didn't you do that before? I raised a lot of messes, why are you afraid now? ”
"Well, the point, I got the rice back." Ling Wuxian said. "I guess I won't be able to raise it."
"You're not sick in the head, are you?" Jusis's eyes widened, and he reached out to probe Innocent's head.
"You're sick." Ling Wuxian slapped Yusis's hand away.
"You're not sick?" Jusis gave Ling Wuxian a roll of his eyes.
"The rice was saved, and you still said you couldn't raise it? It's no wonder you're not sick. Jusis said.
Ling Wuxian pursed his lips and looked at Yusis, with a very ignorant look on his face, and sighed: "Alas, you don't know what's going on, you don't know the inside story. ”
"What's the matter, you mean?" Yusis was also drunk, Ling Wuxie's stinky problem.
"I'll tell you, last night, Rice came back in the middle of the night and told me to go out."
Ling Wuxian began to tell Yusis stories.
"I was sleeping in a daze, and the rice woke me up, and then I got up and got dressed and went out with the rice."
When Chen Quan heard Ling Wuxian start to tell Yusis what happened last night, he knew that this guy was going to brag.
Chen Quan twitched his ears, he continued to pretend to be asleep, he wanted to hear what Ling Wuxian would brag about.
"After leaving the camp gate, I took a flashlight and followed the rice one foot deep and one foot shallow."
Ling Wuxian said, "Walking, guess where the rice took me?" ”
"Where?" Jusis asked cooperatively.
"Our field toilets." Ling Wuxian lowered his voice.
"Field toilets?" Jusis was stunned, this time he really had doubts.
"Yes, I was also stunned at the time, what did the rice bring me to the field toilet for!"
Ling Wuxian nodded sympathetically and said, "You don't know, there was moonlight last night, and after I saw the rice go into the field toilet, I had a bad premonition in my heart. ”
"What hunch?" As soon as Ling Wuxian said this, Jusis was even more confused.
"What else can a dog do when he goes to the toilet?" Ling Wuxian pointed to his brain and motioned for Yusis to use his brain.
"No, it won't!" Jusis grabbed his hair with his hand.
This......
Dogs can't change to eat, so go eat rice?
Ling Wuxian didn't speak, just nodded quietly.
Hearing Ling Wuxie's story, he pretended to be asleep with Chen Quan: "......"
I have a saying, I must say it at this moment, Mom sells batches!
I'm really beeping a dog!
It's no wonder you've been standing there for so long, a shovel officer, what the hell am I going on?
"You don't know, I hurriedly called for rice and ran to the field toilet to find him." Ling Wuxian said.
"When I went in, I took a flashlight and looked for rice, but I didn't find it."
Jusis asked eagerly, "Where's the rice?" ”
Ling Wuxian spread his hands and said, "I was in a hurry, thinking that the rice had jumped down, and I looked for it from pit to pit." ”
"The results can be said to be disappointing for me, but also for me to be gratified."
Jusis gave Ling Wuxie, who was selling Guanzi, a punch and said, "Speak human words." ”
"The rice wasn't in there, he went up the mountain." Ling Wuxian said, "Alas, you don't know how anxious I was at that time. ”
……
Chen Quan listened silently in the back, listening to Ling Wuxie's narration, thinking of Ling Wuxian rushing into the field toilet last night.
At that time, Chen Quan thought that Ling Wuxian was a lazy donkey grinding and urine.
I never thought that I was really like this in Ling Wuxie's heart.
What am I not good to eat, why am I going to eat?
What the hell am I ......
Chen Quan didn't know what to say.
Damn retarded!
Lao Tzu doesn't care about a retarded person anymore.
Ling Wuxian didn't know at all, there was a resentful and angry gaze staring at him behind him.
It's the gaze from the Wangs!
Ling Wuxian continued: "You don't know, when I arrived at the scene of the incident and saw that scene, it was really ...... Gee. ”
After tsk, Ling Wuxian paused and coughed twice, like a storyteller.
"Go on." Jusis urged.
Chen Quan also blinked, not knowing what Ling Wuxian would say this time.
"We've all studied battlefield intelligence analysis, guess what I saw after the battle?"
Ling Wuxian gestured in the air and said, "At that time, the wild wolf was lying here, and there was a she-wolf and seven little wolves lying here. ”
"The wolf's stomach and neck were bitten through by rice, you saw it."
Ling Wuxian said, "You don't know, in fact, the she-wolf's wound was also bitten by rice. ”
"The she-wolf was also bitten by rice?" Jusis asked, surprised.
Ling Wuxian nodded silently.
When Chen Quan heard Ling Wuxian say this, he had a black line in his head.
What the hell are you talking about, you shovel officer?
Hit me twice on the!