Chapter 13: I see you pretending
At this moment, Huang Hongyi was indescribably happy, and said with a smile: "It's really you, didn't Dr. Yang say that your kid is dead, why are you alive again?" By the way, what are you doing here? Why ......"
was saying this, but saw that Brother Dong didn't pay attention to him, and was busy sawing something, which made Huang Hongyi notice the scene in front of him, but when he looked at it, he couldn't help but "woo-hoo", rolled his eyes, and fainted.
"Little Prince!"
In an instant, the black-armored guards were all in chaos!
Hearing the name of the black armor guard, Dong Ce knew that this kid must be Huang Hongyi, but he didn't expect Huang Hongyi to be so happy to see him, could it be that Dong Ce had a great relationship with him, and when he accepted the invitation of the White Lady before, whether it was Meng Feng, Zhou Cong, or even the Gui steward had to advise him?
How does Dong Ce know, Huang Hongyi has nothing else to do, but he likes to fight over women the most, especially the Qingqi person he likes, if you dare to ask her for the first night, maybe one day, you will go home and see this kid and your wife rolling the sheets!
This is definitely not a joke, because this kind of thing has been discovered more than once, so Gong Qing only changed his face before, so Zhou Cong mentioned Dong Ce's daughter-in-law who did not pass through the door that day!
They all thought that Dong Ce knew, thinking that this kid didn't seem to take his fiancΓ©e seriously at all, maybe after being played by Huang Hongyi, he directly regretted the marriage, but they knew that Dong Ce really didn't know now!
"Not good!" Gong Qing was also startled when he saw Huang Hongyi suddenly falling towards him, and hurriedly hugged Huang Hongyi to check, and after making sure that he had fainted, he immediately stretched out his thumb and pinched Huang Hongyi's middle.
"Hey!" Huang Hongyi screamed miserably and woke up suddenly.
"Whew!" Gong Qing breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Little prince, don't be scary anymore, if something happens to you, we'll all be finished!" β
"What's wrong?" Huang Hongyi is inexplicable, and he can't figure out the situation at all.
But in a blink of an eye, he suddenly remembered something, suddenly turned his head to look, and suddenly saw a bed table being lifted by two men respectively, the narrow cabinet on the left, a child showed his head, his expression was painful, sighing in pain, and a pair of legs on the other side of the cabinet were still struggling to kick around, so frightened that his neck shrank, and the dizziness in his brain hit again, so startled that Gong Qing quickly patted his face to refresh him.
"Don't fight, don't fight, I'm fine!" Huang Hongyi slowly came back to his senses, and saw that the people around him were staring intently at the field, knowing that there must be something strange in this, so he asked Gong Qing to help him up, and then his eyes fell on the bed table again.
After a short separation of the bedboard, it was spliced together by two men, and as the cabinet door opened, the child who had been sawn in half ran out again.
Wonder, earth-shattering wonder, Huang Hongyi never thought that this person was sawn in half, and he was still alive!
"Tsk, it's just amazing, although the child didn't see half a cent of blood when he was separated, I guessed that there must be something strange in it, but I still can't believe it, how did Brother Dong do it?" Gong Qing muttered to himself.
"Alas, it's too scary, Dong Ce can't really be dead, and then come back after a wave of yin, right? I'm afraid that kid is also a ghost, of course there is no blood! Huang Hongyi patted his liver.
Gong Qing rolled his eyes when he heard this, and he didn't bother to argue with Huang Hongyi, and looked at the audience.
Everyone around gasped, although many people looked at both sides, but they still couldn't see the strange thing, why a child can still be spliced together after his head and feet are separated, and live like a good person.
Among them, I am afraid that only those who have listened to Dong Ce's explanation and seen the internal structure of the bed cabinet will understand, Tu Ping last night is unbelievable, even if he knew in advance that the two children were inside, he still believed that Zhang Xiaogui was separated, but once the sect leader explained, and then looked at the mystery in the cabinet, he knew that everyone noticed the length of the cabinet, and ignored the thickness of the cabinet and the small bed when they were combined!
Whether it is a cabinet or a small bed, although their thickness does not seem to accommodate one person, as long as the two are combined, it is more than enough to accommodate one child, but it is definitely not enough to accommodate two children.
When Dong Ce inspected the cabinet for the audience, he only stood up horizontally against the small bed, and the vermilion stone hidden in advance was naturally covered by the erected cabinet, and the wooden board at the bottom of the cabinet was equipped with an opening and closing mechanism, so ordinary people naturally couldn't see the strangeness.
As for how the two children can change positions, it's even simpler, because of the cabinet door!
When the cabinet door is opened, it faces the audience, and the scope of the cover is very large, which can accommodate two children to lie in the back with their heads and feet stretched out, and in this way, the area of the bed cabinet that cannot accommodate two children can also be installed together!
All of this, Dong Ce has designed it extremely precisely, and even counts the blind spots of the audience who can see the flaws, and let some victims stand early, but this is also the only fly in the ointment, these disaster victims' acting skills are really poor, either they have a strange face, or they pretend to be overly shocked.
Please, I'm all busy working for you, can you be professional?
Dong Ce's prayer in his heart didn't work at all, but fortunately, his performance was quite exciting, and no one would pay attention to it.
"Thank you for watching our Fantasy Hall performance, this time I'm really not talking nonsense, everyone in the province is talking nonsense again, I don't think I have said nonsense at all, but you just say that I talk nonsense, I seem to be talking ......nonsense."
Before Dong Ce's nonsense was finished, the audience who had just come back to their senses was instantly boiling.
Some laughed out loud, some pursed their lips and snickered, and some laughed and scolded Dong Ce for being shameless, obviously talking nonsense now, and some said no.
"It seems that your kid wants to be rewarded again, hehe, okay, there is anything I haven't seen outside the king, you can show it, I'll leave the money here and wait!" The one who spoke was still the fat man who was full of wealth, but this person was by no means Dong Ce's trust, but a real Tianzi No. 1 fan, his reward is currently the most, and there are ten times before and after, this is the price of a year's labor, and it was actually rewarded to a group of street performers, which shows that the No. 1 fan of Tianzi is well-deserved!
"Outside the king, it's so generous!" Gong Qing actually smiled at Wang Yuanwai.
Hearing this, when he saw Gong Qing, Wang Yuanwai was a little surprised, just now he devoted himself to Dong Ce's performance, and did not notice the situation not far away.
"It turned out to be Gong Dadong's family, I said why don't I see you on the boat, it turns out that I was waiting here early!" Wang Yuanwai glanced at Huang Hongyi beside Gong Qing, and instantly understood!
Gong Qing casually put a silver ingot weighing five taels into the dustpan in the hand of Tu Xiaoguo, who happened to pass by him, and smiled at Dong Ce: "Brother Dong, you are really, I heard that you were cured at the end of last year, but from the future, I will sit in Jinxiang Building, it seems that you can't even look down on the girl in my building!" β
"Another self-proclaimed one!" As soon as Dong Ce heard it, he knew that this person must be Gong Qing!
He smiled slightly and said, "You're embarrassed to say that when I was sick, you didn't come to visit the door, don't you feel blush when you mention these things now?" β
Gong Qing really didn't blush and his heart didn't beat, and he said: "I'm ashamed, I've been busy with the flower boat decoration for most of the past half a year, but I have ignored this, so let's do it, all the expenses of Brother Dong's trip are on Gong." β
"It's a good feeling!" Dong Ce smiled slightly, this Gong Qing actually pretended to be generous in front of him and showed his demeanor, okay, then Dong Ce will give him a chance!
Stretching out his hand and facing Tu Pingren, Dong Ce said again: "I saw them living on the street before, and they hadn't eaten half a grain of rice for many days, they were very pitiful, I felt pity, so I gave them one hundred and eighty taels each, but I didn't expect Brother Gong to be kind to me now, Dong thanked me!" β
After that, Dong Ce bowed to Gong Qing, and suddenly he was stunned, and said angrily to Tu Ping: "What are you doing in a daze, don't you thank this Gong Dashan soon!" β
"Ahh Oh! Thank you all for this good man Gong Da! Tu Ping was stunned for a moment, and immediately came to his senses, and hurriedly beckoned everyone to bow to Gong Qing with their fists, and shouted in unison: "Thank you Gong for your kindness!" β
"Poof!" At the same time, several sneers rang out, one was Wang Yuanwai, and the other was Huang Hongyi, but in addition, in the window on the second floor of the restaurant opposite, a woman dressed in white like snow and wearing a hat was a beautiful face with a smile in her tent.
"This guy is a good method, in this way, this Gong Dadong, who is known for his shrewdness, has to suffer a dumb loss! Dong Ce, Dong Ce, who are you? As soon as you make a move, you can let others swallow the bitter water in their stomachs! Although there were many people in the scene, it was very quiet at this time, which just made the woman in white who was far away on the other side of the street really hear, and it was also thanks to the momentum of the two rows of black-armored guards that was too permeable, if it weren't for the feeling that Dong Ce should still have a performance, otherwise the audience would have left long ago.
And who else can this woman have besides the white snow moth, she learned that Dong Ce had not returned last night, so she guessed something, and she looked at it early this morning, but she didn't expect that she happened to see this strange scene, which shocked her at the same time, and also sighed Dong Ce's superb ability.
She could see that there must be something strange about that bedboard, but she didn't know how to operate it, but she knew very well that as long as Dong Ce handed over this bedboard to someone else and told him how to use it, that person would definitely make a lot of money, and even be famous all over the world!
Isn't this in line with his style of teaching people to fish?
It is undeniable that at this moment, the idea of encircling Dong Ce suddenly appeared in Bai Xue Moth's heart!
As soon as this idea appeared, it could no longer be suppressed, if Dong Ce really joined their White Lotus Sect, it would definitely be like a tiger with wings!
As for the Great Yan Sect in Dong Ce's mouth, Bai Xuemo still half-believes, which is also because Dong Ce is too mysterious, who knows that his sentence is true or false, it is really unbelievable, let alone unbelievable, unable to choose.
Gong Qing never expected that Dong Ce's ability to adapt to changes was so superb, and he instantly grabbed his handle and forced him to send him money.
I also blame myself for missing the word "on the boat" when I speak, this time I am really dumb and eat Coptis chinensis!
But what kind of person did he Gong Zi wish, he regained his composure in a blink of an eye, took out a bag of silver from his arms with a wry smile and threw it directly to Tu Ping, and then looked at Dong Ce and said: "I was busy going out to see Brother Dong's magic skills today, but I forgot to bring more silver taels, and Gong will definitely send it to your mansion another day!" β
Dong Ce didn't respond directly, but shouted at Tu Ping and the others with some annoyance: "I don't thank people for taking the money." β
"Ah yes, thank you Gong Dashan!" Tu Ping took the lead, and the victims bowed and thanked again, and even the two five-year-old cubs who were looking curiously behind them ran out to learn from the adults to thank Gong Qing, with that immature expression and sweet words, the audience who watched wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh out loud because of the identity of Gong Dadong.
"Brother Gong's words, Dong remembered, ...... another day" Before Dong Ce finished speaking, Huang Hongyi's very abrupt voice rang out.
"Oh, what are you talking about, Dong Ce, what tricks do you have to play, use them."
Dong Ce couldn't help but glance at Huang Hongyi when he heard this, his words seemed natural, but they just mentioned that Gong Qing had relieved the siege, so as to avoid embarrassment, and directly interrupted Dong Ce's idea of forcibly deducting 1,800 taels from Gong Qing's mouth, which shows that if Huang Hongyi doesn't really want to see the excitement, he is a guy who is even more ghostly than Gong Qing!