[536] The convulsion of the latrine
Summary of the previous chapter: Cao Pi wanted to kill his father Cao Cao with one blow, but when he was about to make a move, Ma Xiaoquan had no choice, and Cao Pi had to temporarily stop and wait for the next opportunity
++++++++++++++++++++ woman pouted dissatisfied: "Seeing that you have no patience at all, I will give you a privilege, mmmm~~ You have to call me Miss Yue'er!" â
"Miss Yue'er?" Ma Xiao smiled.
The word "Yue'er" is called "Auntie Hua Yuexin", and few people dare to call it by this name.
The woman nodded: "I, Mu Yuexin, said yes, I will call it now!" â
Ma Xiao pursed his lips and said helplessly: "Okay, my eldest lady Yue'er, what else do you have to order?" â
"Who is yours, why are you so shameless?"
Ma Xiao: "I'm here"
Elder Dou stepped forward and smiled and played a round game: "Please don't laugh at the young master, the eldest lady's temperament is straightforward, please understand, please understand."
Mu Yuexin was just about to speak again, but Elder Dou pulled her, and then she couldn't hold back and didn't say anything.
Ma Xiao is very knowledgeable, and said with a smile: "How can it be, Miss Mu uh~~~ Miss Yue'er has a straightforward temperament, and it is the first time I have met such a strange woman, hehe~~"
Mu Yuexin blinked her eyes and asked Ma Xiao, "Then do you like me?" â
Ma Xiao shook his head: "The first time I met Miss Mu, I can't talk about whether I like it or not, besides, Xiaoma has a family background, and his wife is now pregnant."
Mu Yuexin pursed her lips, she had some regret in her heart, and couldn't help but say to herself: "It's a pity."
Ma Xiao smiled slightly, arched his hand to Elder Dou, and then quietly left
Ma Xiao returned to his father and whispered a few words in his father's ear.
"Huh?" After listening to Ma Xiao's retelling, Ma Xiaoquan was a little surprised, and asked quietly, "Surname Mu?" â
"Yes Father!"
Ma Xiaoquan dragged his chin and thought for a while, and suddenly remembered something: "Xiao'er, do you think the surname Mu is a bit strange?" â
Ma Xiao also seemed to think of something, nodded and said, "Father, I remember that the eldest mother once mentioned a man surnamed Mu when she quarreled with you."
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "That's right, Yue'er did say Xiao'er, what are you going to do?" â
Ma Xiao smiled slightly: "That woman's name is Mu Yuexin, she should be young when she listens to her tone, and she still has a human skin mask on her face." â
"Oh? Where did you see that? â
Ma Xiao smiled: "Father doesn't know, the eldest mother once taught me and the third brother the method of making the human skin mask of the Hua family, and the human skin mask of the woman who is the leader of the flower family in the world has flaws~"
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he suddenly realized, and he was both emotional and appreciative in his heart, Hua Yuexin was able to teach Ma Xiao the skills of the Hua family without hiding his selfishness, and it seemed that he also supported Ma Xiao as the head of the family from the bottom of his heart
"Stinky boy, you and I won't be able to do it, you will, hehe, okay, do it according to your idea, your father and me, it's better to be a hands-off shopkeeper~~"
Ma Xiao was also very happy in his heart, although his father asked about things, he never meant to meddle from beginning to end, which gave him a lot of room to display his talents. As the young head of the new generation of the Ma family, Ma Xiao is proud to have such a father who understands righteousness.
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and patted his son's shoulder: "Is your wife about to give birth, you have to love him well, my father doesn't object to you taking a concubine or anything, but for each of his wives, the relationship must be balanced~"
Ma Xiao nodded and hummed heavily.
"Alright, let's go get busy with you!"
"Dad, what are you doing?"
Ma Xiaoquan turned his head to look at Cao Cao and Cao Pi, and said with a smile: "Dad has other things"
"Oh~" Ma Xiao quietly retreated
Ma Xiaoquan looked at Cao Cao's father and son, and a thought suddenly appeared in his heart that he couldn't believe.
"Yuan, do you say this Cao Pi will be like Li Shimin?"
In the left eye, Yuan asked Ma Xiaoquan with some surprise: "Ma Xiaoquan, why do you think so?" â
"Do you think about it, Yuan, although this Cao Pi is calm, but I don't think he is very upright in terms of mental skills, he is far worse than his father, Cao Pi is not young, his father is in power for a day, he is one day old, do you think Cao Pi will have a Xuanwumen lesion or something?"
Yuan said helplessly: "Xuanwu Gate lesion? Ma Xiaoquan, your head is funny, this Xuanwumen lesion is a matter of the Tang Dynasty, and it is still in the late Eastern Han Dynasty."
"Oops, I'm just making an analogy~"
"Well, if you want to make such an analogy, it's not impossible~ By the way, Ma Xiaoquan, why didn't you do it when the guy named Wang Dali you arranged?"
Ma Xiaoquan was also a little anxious: "How do I know that guy is standing in the corner, I can't take the initiative to find him, right?" â
"Ma Xiaoquan, you can be a catalyst"
"How?"
"Didn't Wang Dali want to kill Cao Pi, and you actually didn't want Wang Dali to live, so you can create a zĂ o opportunity to lure Wang Dali over"
"How?"
"Hehe" Yuan shared its construction to Ma Xiaoquan, Ma Xiaoquan was a little surprised after accepting it, and couldn't help but ask if it was feasible? Yuan smiled and said, "Don't worry, it's absolutely feasible." â
Ma Xiaoquan nodded in his heart, and according to Yuan's Jianyi, he came to Cao Cao and Cao Pi, and talked and laughed with the two.
During this period, Ma Xiaoquan invited the two to the study to have a drink together.
Of course, Cao Cao didn't push it, but Cao Pi found an excuse and stayed in the banquet hall.
Ma Xiaoquan actually didn't know that Wang Dali had temporarily changed his mind, and he didn't want to kill Cao Pi.
When he came to the study, he didn't drink a few glasses, and Cao Cao was about to go to the toilet.
"Hey! I'm older, and my body is really not good" Cao Cao arched his hand at Ma Xiaoquan and walked out of the study.
"This" Ma Xiaoquan had already thought of the next line, Cao Cao's plan to go to the toilet had to change again, so let's wait for Cao Cao to come back
Cao Cao walked in the direction of the latrine, and as soon as he turned the corner, he saw his son Cao Pi.
"Huh? Pi'er, why are you here? â
Cao Pi said in his heart: Why am I here, of course I'm waiting to kill you~" Oh, hehe, Dad, I just want to go to a toilet. â
"Oh? That's right, let's go with father and son, haha~~" Cao Cao said, taking his son's hand. [Okay, Xiao Jue is here to explain, most of the men in ancient times holding hands was a gesture of respect and love, especially the elders to the juniors, so don't think crookedly, the officials don't think about it] Cao Pi was very excited in his heart, the dagger was in the sleeve, as long as he arrived at the toilet, his father attacked him when he was relieved, he would definitely be able to kill with one blow, and then he would be in trouble, hum~~
The Ma family's thatched toilet is very large, and the repair is a bit like a modern public toilet, of course, there is no automatic flush toilet in the thatched toilet of this era, but according to the wishes of the previous generation of the head of the family, Ma Xiaoquan, it is still repaired very gorgeously, and the space is quite large.
There are several pits in the latrine, each of which is separated by iron plates to form compartments, and all with iron doors. A few private rooms aside, there is a urinal pool.
Ma Xiaoquan once introduced to Cao Cao that with this urinal pool, the people of his Ma family would not go to the wrong toilet, because men were all standing.
Cao Cao has been to Ma's house many times, and he has also been to the toilet several times, and Cao Cao is very interested in this toilet of Ma's house.
In the past, he used to relieve himself in the urinal pool, but this time, Cao Cao decided to urinate in the pit.
Opening the iron door of a single room, Cao Cao hummed a little song and shook out the old bird under his crotch, looked down, and couldn't help but feel a little sad: "Hey, I'm older, and the bird is wilting."
Cao Pi was standing behind Cao Cao at this moment, and he had already shaken out half of the dagger in his sleeve.
Cao Pi's heart was beating wildly, if he succeeded in killing his father, he would succeed in ascending to the throne; If it doesn't work, you may die without a place to bury.
"Damn, it's done~" Cao Pi gritted his teeth, but still decided to kill him.
Cao Pi raised a dagger and poked at his father Cao Cao's back, and saw that it was immediately stabbed, and the iron door of the other compartment was suddenly pushed open from the inside.
Cao Pi was frightened, and quickly turned around and forcibly retracted the dagger, but his action just now had been clearly seen by the people in the other compartment.
It was none other than Ma Xiao, the new head of the Ma family who came a little earlier than Cao Cao and Cao Pi's father and son.
"Prince, you" Ma Xiao looked at Cao Pi with some incredulity, he saw all the other party's actions just now.
At this time, Cao Cao turned around humming a little tune, saw Ma Xiao with a surprised face, and said, "Huh? It turned out to be the head of the little family, and you also came to the toilet? â
Ma Xiao exhaled, adjusted his breathing, and saluted Cao Cao.
Cao Cao smiled: "Your bird must be much better than my old man's bird, oops, I'm going to pee for a long time now, eh?" Pi'er, have you peed, why do you look very ugly? â
Cao Pi came back to his senses, but stared at Ma Xiao with dead eyes: "Oh, hehe, my father doesn't have to worry about his son, his son has already urinated." â
Cao Cao laughed, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "It's still good to be young, haha" As he spoke, Cao Cao walked out of the toilet.
Cao Pi glanced at Ma Xiao, and there was a hint of murderous aura in his eyes.
Ma Xiao's gaze was peaceful, and he couldn't see any gaffes, nor did he see any emotion.
"Humph!" Cao Pi flicked his sleeves and walked out of the toilet.
As soon as Cao Pi came out of the toilet, Ma Xiao immediately sat down, he knew that he had seen something that he shouldn't have seen.