Chapter 453: Tricks (I)

After hearing this, the old lady of the Zhu family said to Huineng, stretched out her thumb, and praised: "This idea of yours is really amazing, I think this time Ah Ren can't play tricks anymore." ”

"I hope so." After Huineng arranged everything, he took the two monkeys and the old lady of the Zhu family to the next door to take refuge.

Zhu Deyi stayed at home and waited for the return of Deren and his wife.

Less than a bag of cigarettes, Zhu Deren and his wife came back happily from out of town, they knew that their two sons were particularly hungry on weekdays, so they specially brought a lot of delicious food back.

Deren's wife was short and fat, her face was like a round millstone, and because she had not worked for a long time, she was spared the pain of sun and rain, and she shrunk at home all day to enjoy pure happiness, and her skin was so white that it seemed to be coated with a layer of lime. The bun on his head was so shiny that even the yellow silk ants couldn't climb up. When she entered the house, she was wearing the black fragrant cloud veil, which was the new clothes she had bought during this outing. When I looked at her, I knew that she was a wealthy family.

As soon as Deren's wife entered the door, she shouted: "Ah Fu-Ah Gui-"

She screamed many times, but there was no answer from a child.

"Strange!" Zhu Deren also felt that today's situation was a bit abnormal, he and his wife came in, looked left and right, and found that something was missing.

It was not surprising that Zhu Deren had such a feeling, because when he used to come home from a trip, his two greedy sons would rush up, pull at his trousers, and shout and ask him what good food he had brought back. But today it was quiet, and there was no movement. He saw that Zhu Deyi was at home, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and asked, "Brother Deyi, where are my two sons?" ”

Zhu Deyi's hand pointed outward: "My mother took them outside to play." ”

Zhu Deren asked, "How are they doing?" ”

"Good, good," Zhu Deyi nodded, "my two nephews are very good, and they have changed a lot. ”

Zhu Deren: "Have you become fat, or have you become tall?" ”

Deren's wife also anxiously said, "You tell us quickly." ”

"You'll know when you see it later, now I'll go and call Ah Fu and Ah Gui back," Zhu Deyi walked out of the gate after finishing speaking, and shouted loudly, "Mother, Brother Deren has come back from out of town, you can bring Ah Fu and Ah Gui home." ”

"Got it," replied an old man in the distance.

Not long after, the old lady of the Zhu family appeared at the gate.

She was followed by Huineng, who came into the house with two monkeys with brown and yellow fur.

Zhu Deren was a little stunned when he saw that Huineng came to his house and had suffered his losses before, but when he saw him with two monkeys, he seemed to understand, and said: "Ah, I thought you were doing something, it turned out that you were walking the rivers and lakes to play monkey show." ”

Deren's wife said to the old lady of the Zhu family: "Ah, you know that we came back today, and specially invited this person who walked the rivers and lakes to play monkey tricks for us and our son. ”

The old lady of the Zhu family: "Cheering? yes, you'll be happy later. ”

Huineng put the leaf whistle to his mouth, and with a gentle blow, a melodious whistle sounded.

The two monkeys heard Huineng's leaf whistle, and called a few times, trembling with their hands, and playfully turning a few somersaults in the hall, which made Zhu Deren and his wife lean forward and backward with laughter, and they were overjoyed.

After the fun, Zhu Deren asked, "Mother, just now Deyi said that you took Ah Fu and Ah Gui to play outside, why are you still nowhere to be seen?" It really worries me. ”

Deren's wife raised the big bag of food she was carrying in her hand, "This time we went out and bought a lot of delicious things for Ah Fu and Ah Guili. ”

"Deren, sister-in-law, you two just entered the house and opened your mouth to remember your two precious sons, what a good father and mother. Don't you see, I have brought them. ”

"Brought?" Zhu Deren and his wife looked around, looked and looked, and in the end, the couple looked at me, I looked at you, and they couldn't find their son at all.

Zhu Deren walked into a few rooms in the house and looked around, then returned to the hall and blamed: "Mother, have you become old and ignorant, obviously you didn't bring Ah Fu and Ah Gui in, but you actually said that you brought them here?" ”

Deren's wife questioned in her voice: "Yes, you are so old and confused!" ”

"Confused? I'm not a little confused. The old lady of the Zhu family pointed to the two monkeys that were tickling with her hands and said, "Look, they are your two sons, that is, my two good grandsons, Ah Fu and Ah Gui."

Zhu Deren didn't expect his mother to say such a thing, and his eyes widened as round as a dragon's eye: "What? They're my two sons?! ”

Huineng blew a long whistle, the two monkeys were trained to be very well-behaved, after hearing the whistle, the round eyes flashed, walked to the front of Zhu Deren and his wife and made a salute, after shouting "whoa, whoa", stepped forward and pulled their trousers violently, almost tearing off the trousers of Zhu Deren and his wife.

Zhu Deren and his wife were startled, their feet were trembling, they wanted to tear away the monkey who was pulling his pants with their hands, but they retracted their hands again, afraid that the monkey's claws would scratch themselves, and begged Huineng with a sad face: "This big brother, please tell this monkey to let go of your hand/"

Huineng saw the embarrassed appearance of Zhu Deren and his wife, couldn't help laughing, and blew a short whistle, and the two monkeys heard the command, immediately let go of their hands, and shouted loudly at the feet of Zhu Deren and his wife.

Hui Neng saw the two monkeys yelling, and deliberately asked Zhu Deren and his wife: "Hey, what are they telling you?"

Zhu Deren threw his hand down angrily: "They are monkeys, I am human." How can I understand their chirping? ”

Deren's wife agreed: "Yes, it's worse than chickens and ducks." ”

The old lady of the Zhu family saw this opportunity and interjected: "You don't understand, I can understand." My two good grandsons said that they were hungry when they went out to play just now, and now they see their parents coming home and ask you to bring him good things to eat. ”

At this moment, Zhu Deren's face was so angry that he was panting, but he couldn't find the words to fight back.

Zhu Deyi was standing on the side, and now seeing that Zhu Deren and his wife's expressions changed greatly, they knew that this move had hit their vital point, and said, "Yes." Didn't I tell you just now that both of your sons have changed? Look, it's become this monkey now. ”

Deren's wife glared at the toad eyes: "What? My two sons have become this monkey now? ”

"Yes, Ah Ren, this is your eldest son Ah Fu," the old lady of the Zhu family pointed to the slightly larger monkey, and then pointed to the small monkey, and introduced him in a similar manner, "He is your youngest son Ah Gui." ”

can deliberately praise Zhu Deren: "Yo, your two sons have become very cute." ”

Zhu Deren faced the two jumping monkeys, crying and laughing, and the triangular eyes widened: "Mother, are you joking with me?" ”

"Deren, my mother has always spoken as if she was carrying a bamboo pole into an alley - straight to the point. You know my temperament, how could I joke with you? The old lady of the Zhu family looked serious when she spoke.

Zhu Deren: "I've only been out for less than half a month, how could my son become such a monkey?" ”

Deren's wife: "You can't say anything. ”

The old lady of the Zhu family: "People say that the eighteenth change of women's college. I couldn't have imagined how two good grandsons could become like this in such a short period of time? ”

Zhu Deren waved his hand and said in a stubborn tone: "My son is a human, and these two are monkeys." ”

Deren's wife also spoke to help: "Children will only get bigger, and adults will only get old and ugly, how can they become monkeys?" ”

When they were fighting, the old lady of the Zhu family pretended to be ignorant: "Yes, I am also very puzzled in my heart these days, my two grandsons have always been very good, how to raise, raise, there are so many yellow hairs on the body, the buttocks have become red, the cheeks are sharp and thin, the nose has become flat and collapsed, and the nostrils are as big as chimneys, alas! ”

Zhu Deyi hit the snake with the stick: "Yes, I looked at it at the time, looked at it, and I thought it was very strange. How did my two nephews grow so many yellow hairs, and they grew longer and longer, and longer and more yellow. The mouth is protruding forward. Yo, grow, grow, and grow, it's what it looks like now. ”