Chapter 347: Who Else?
"Humph! Yu Chi Heizi, you just don't have a memory, anyone with a little IQ knows it, believe in Li Yi, and you will die! ”
Li Zhen interjected at the right time.
Li Yi smiled slightly. "Oh? So, you're not going to come here? ”
Li Zhen pursed his lips. "I can't think of it, but do you think I can do it?"
Li Yi was slightly surprised. "Hey, so you know what this is?"
"Cut, your official name as the head of the Tang Royal Military Academy has now spread throughout Chang'an City! How could I not know? ”
Li Yi was amazed in his heart. Xin said: "It seems that this Li Zhen has really inherited his Lao Tzu's genes, belongs to the kind of wilted, this kid hides deep enough, and I thought he would be handsome!" I really saw it before, yes! It's worth paying attention to! ”
However, as soon as he heard that it was a military school, Qin Huaiyu was immediately excited. "Brother Zhen means that this is a military school? And this good place? ”
However, Li Zhen was not excited at all. "Good place? Hehe, you think it's that simple here? It's no problem for Grandpa Li Jing to sacrifice wine. But don't you look at the other principals, do you have a good bird? ”
Li Yi was not happy. "I said, it seems that you have a lot of opinions, huh?"
Li Zhen suddenly knew that he had lost his words, and hurriedly put on a smiling face. "Oh, Lord Yuanzheng, you don't remember the villain, don't worry about the little one, can the little one discuss something with you?"
"Tell me?"
"Look, when you get to the military academy, can you treat me like a fart? Just as if I didn't exist! ”
A mysterious smile tugged at the corner of Li Yi's mouth. "I don't have any problems, I don't care about you, I'm just the head of the academy, you have to find Uncle Duan, he is the judge of the academy!"
"Who are you talking about?"
Cheng Chumo, who had been silent, suddenly howled miserably, and his tone changed.
Li Zhen was also bloodless. "No...... No... It's going to be true... By me... Did you guess right? ”
Li Yi patted Li Zhen's shoulder sympathetically. "You heard it right, the judge of the Military Academy is Uncle Duan Zhixuan, who is in charge of the discipline and management of the academy!"
"Oh my God!"
"No!"
"Poof!"
When all the gentlemen got Li Yi's affirmative answer, their faces were suddenly bloodless, and they all doubted life in fear, even Qin Huaiyu, who was still excited just now, was full of horror, and his hands and feet trembled.
There is no other reason, just because Duan Zhixuan is known as the title of the iron-faced king of Hades in the army, that is, to implement military regulations, no one will give face, even Cheng Yanjin and other generals of the older generation are respectful of Duan Zhixuan, not to mention these juniors?
Cheng Chumo fell down suddenly, hugged Li Yi's thigh and didn't let go, and shouted with a handful of snot and tears: "Woo~!" Brother Yi, you can't leave us alone! Hurry up and think of a way for my brothers, my brothers don't want to die! ”
Then while crying, and at the same time making eyes at others, Li Zhen and the others immediately understood, and hurriedly pounced, and suddenly tears and snot flew wildly. It was disgusting to Li Yi, and he almost didn't vomit out of the overnight meal.
With a shock, he kicked a few squirms to the side, and just breathed a sigh of relief, this group of goods actually had to pounce up.
Li Yi hurriedly stopped them.
"Stop, come up again, I really won't help you!"
Everyone heard that Li Yi had a way. Hurriedly returned to normal, and in the blink of an eye, all the tears and snot were gone.
Li Yi smiled bitterly, it was really a misfortune to have such a group of bad friends.
"Okay, let me tell you, in fact, the military school is not so terrible, at most it is tired, you are all rough and thick-skinned, this little thing, gritted your teeth and passed; As for Uncle Duan, don't worry, the discipline rules and regulations of the military academy are formulated by me, and Uncle Duan is only responsible for supervising and enforcing them, so I will never let you have nothing to love! ”
When everyone heard this, they felt better.
"But can't you really not go?" Li Zhen is still making his last efforts.
Li Yi waved his hand. "Yes, as long as you can pass Uncle Li Ji's level, I have no opinion!"
Li Zhen shuddered violently. "Forget it then!"
Li Yi looked at the depressed crowd, sneered in his heart, and was ready to add a fire.
"Hehe, actually, it's not impossible!"
Li Zhen and Cheng Chumo instantly came to their senses.
Their current small life could not be more comfortable, in front of Confucian merchants, they can not only eat, drink and have fun, but also do something practical for the people, both inside and face; Where can I find this good errand? Army? A year ago, it was their dream, and now, it's their nightmare.
"This military academy is not something that anyone can enter if they want to, I tell you, those who can enter the military academy will be the elite of the elite! So, you're going to go through an entrance exam. Only if you pass the exam, you will be able to enter the military school! So, if you don't want to enter the military school, as long as you can't pass the exam! ”
When everyone heard this, they immediately broke into a cold war.
Yu Chi Baolin pouted. "Brother Yi'er, what kind of bad idea are you, it's okay if there is no selection, if there is a selection, I haven't been admitted yet, then my dad can discount my legs!"
Cheng Chumo wanted to cry without tears. "Cut, you're light, my dad can hang me up for a day!"
Li Zhenru mourned. "You all think too simply, if you just pass the test, it's too easy, with their temperament, if we can't get into the top ten, we will probably be discounted."
Qin Huaiyu was a little skeptical. "Top ten? That shouldn't be difficult, right? ”
Li Yi interjected: "Hey, don't say that, just like you are now, don't talk about the top ten, I estimate that you are even difficult to be in the top twenty!" ”
The crowd suddenly didn't believe it, although they were called gentlemen, but they all had extraordinary martial arts, so they didn't dare to say anything else, the courage of the top twenty still existed.
However......
"Hehe, it's okay, I'll give you the best information today, so that you have a sense of crisis!"
After all, they are all his brothers, and Li Yi can't let them lose too ugly, so it's time to put some pressure on them.
"This first one is my brother Li Yexu, as you all know, my brother has been training with the Wolf Warrior Team for more than two months, who do you think can walk under him for thirty rounds?"
Everyone immediately felt a toothache, they had fought with Li Yexu a few months ago, and as a result, alas, the past was unbearable! They know that they have no hope of winning Li Yexu.
"Let me tell you a little more, in the past few months, my brother has been joining the army in the north, well, he started as a small soldier, and now he is a captain!"
"Hiss~!"
Did everyone gasp again? Start as a creep? It's really fucking crazy.
"Well, by the way, he wrote to me some time ago that he found two masters in the army, one can tie with him, and the other, my brother can't take fifty moves in his hands!"
"What do you say?"
The crowd was already numb, and suddenly felt that their worldview had collapsed, and they really couldn't understand why there were so many perverts in this world?
"Hehe, that's three, right? and Uncle Pei's Pei Xingjian, have you all heard of it? ”
Li Zhen gritted his teeth and squeezed out three words from between his teeth. "The fourth!"
"Well, by the way, it is said that my grandfather's newly accepted apprentice, Su Dingfang, will also participate in the selection!"
Cheng Chumo's face was also distorted. "The fifth!"
Yu Chi Baolin twisted her face and said, "Who else?" ”
"Oh, by the way, I heard that those little ones in your family and a few other generals have been following Chang Dong all this time?"
"Poof! Don't talk about it! We threw in the towel! ”
Nima, it's too much of a bully!
This time, everyone is completely loveless!