The second Jinling Golden Dream 25, chaotic mandarin ducks
Everyone shouted around Tang Jing, only to see him open his eyes slightly, but he stretched out his hand to Yue'er who was squatting beside him, and gently patted her cheek, as if he was surprised.
"Hearty baby, where did you suddenly come from?"
Yue'er was expressionless and replied in a low voice.
"I just came back from Ningbo, and I'm already scared stupid, won't I scare you stupid, can I say that I'm really a demon?"
Tang Jing asked in surprise, "Who else did you scare stupidly?" ”
Yue'er shook her head, but didn't answer again.
At this time, Tang Cheng relieved himself and said with a smile: "Who dares to say that our Yue'er girl is a demon?" We guys won't say yes! Hehe, it's rare for everyone to get together, let's also improve our lives, I'll go and give you stewed meat to eat. ”
found that life here was very hard, and Tang Jing was quite moved.
"Uncle, you keep a lot of silver, and save me money like this, it's time for the New Year, I have sent Zhu Hui to book a private room in the big restaurant, I will treat you tonight, let's have a drunken rest."
"Good, good! You go first, I'll clean up the guest room for Zhu Gongzi, the old man and the girl Yue'er. Tang Cheng said, gave Tang Jing a look, and asked him if he wanted to live with Yue'er.
Tang Jing felt that Yue'er was a little strange, and he didn't dare to look at her squarely, but his heart was itching.
"We won't be crowded here, Zhu Hui has already booked a room at the Yuelai Hotel, and we won't come back after dinner."
Everyone came to the Yuelai Hotel together, everyone gathered together, no need for words to confess, Tang Jing naturally knew the loyalty of these old people; Since his disappearance, Xu Kun has taken over the Tang family and driven them all back to their hometown in Haozhou, where Yue'er picked them up, so they are grateful to Yue'er.
At the banquet, everyone took turns to toast each other, Yue'er didn't know where to get such a large amount of wine, those who came did not refuse, drank more than Tang Jingdu, and in the end, they all drank crookedly......
Zhu Hui drank less, his mind was still relatively clear, and after sending Tang Cheng and the others away, he asked for an extra guest room from the shopkeeper, and then returned to the private room to take a look, Tang Jing and Yue'er were lying on the wine table and falling asleep.
When drinking, some people asked about Yue'er's experience, and she didn't want to say anything, Tang Cheng couldn't explain it clearly to everyone, and he didn't understand why Chen Yuanhua was so kind? I actually sent someone to send her here.
Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one at this moment, Zhu Hui wanted to ask well, so he patted her shoulder and shouted, "Sister Yue'er, ...... you wake up"
Yue'er didn't react, at this time, Tang Jing raised his head and asked in a daze: "Why, all, all go, ......, I, I, I, I have a lot of words, no, I haven't finished speaking......"
"Uncle, everyone has drunk too much, if you have anything to say tomorrow, let's go, let's rest."
As he spoke, Zhu Hui picked up Tang Jing and wanted to send him back to the guest room.
Tang Jing walked and staggered, muttering: "I, myself, can go, you, you send Yue'er, I, I come here......"
Zhu Hui returned to the private room again, dragged and pulled, and finally woke Yue'er up.
The drunken Yue'er spit out a mouthful of yellow soup, got up and stretched, and threw herself into Zhu Hui's arms.
At this moment, Yue'er stared at the apricot kernel eyes, took a small sip of the vermilion cherry, and said softly: "Childe, I want ......"
Of course, Zhu Hui understood what she wanted, and was very embarrassed.
"Uncle is already waiting for you in the guest room."
"No, I want you."
"Sister, don't make fun of me, if you let Qing Yang know, she will kill you."
"What does Qingyang know ......?"
Yue'er straightened up, and the faces of the two were closer, but the young man who was just beginning to fall in love was very sensible and immediately sent her into Tang Jing's guest room......
In the dead of night, a carriage came to Yuelai Hotel, and the person driving the car was Xuande Zhenren, and it was Zhang Min'er who was sitting in the car.
It turned out that after learning that Wu Xiang had become a waste, Xuande Zhenren wanted to leave Chen Yuanhua behind and send Zhang Min'er to Beijing alone. He was afraid of meeting acquaintances at the dock, so he put on a carriage and came to Taicang by land.
According to the agreement, his two disciples have already lived in the Yuelai Hotel, just waiting for the master and apprentice to meet, and rushed to the capital the next day, and his own channels can send Zhang Min'er to the palace, taking this opportunity, hoping to become a generation of "national teachers" in the future.
Along the way, Xuande Zhenren told a lot of anecdotes in the palace throughout the ages, and taught Zhang Min'er the skills to please the emperor, so ashamed that she didn't know what to do, but she could only listen silently, and unconsciously said, and the spring heart began to sprout......
When Zhang Min'er enters the palace in the future, she must be grateful to herself, then, first of all, she must cut off her thoughts about Wu Xiang, the best way is to conquer her, Xuande Zhenren thought so, and wanted to monopolize the Oiran immediately.
It wasn't until late at night that Jingkong and Jingming received them, asked for two first-class rooms for Master and Zhang Min'er, brought in a large bag of silver, and brought wine and food, and they went back to sleep in the Chase Bunk of the small bungalow.
Xuande Zhenren picked up his wine glass and said: "Girl, please don't be polite, eat and drink well, board the ship tomorrow, there will be no such delicious food on the ship." ”
Zhang Min'er lowered her head and replied shyly: "Master Zhenren, I have never drunk alcohol. ”
"Hehe, the poor road is not reluctant, along the way, I have told you a lot of rhymes about Zhao Feiyan and Yang Yuhuan, please don't blame me, girl, do you know? It's all for your good. ”
Zhang Min'er's face turned crimson, and she replied softly: "Thank you for the guidance of the real person, if Min'er can enter the palace, she will definitely not forget the kindness of the real person and Wu Gongzi." ”
Xuande Zhenren suddenly looked very serious, swept his eyes around, shook his head slightly, pursed his lips and sighed: "Oh, the wise man has a thousand thoughts, or there is a mistake." Poor Dao and Wu Gongzi almost ignored it, alas, how can this be a good ......"
Hearing this, Zhang Min'er couldn't eat anymore, and Xuande Zhenren persuaded: "Let's eat first, and we'll talk about it later." ”
So, after the two finished eating silently, Zhang Min'er found that he was still drinking, and finally couldn't help asking: "May I ask the real master, what did you just say, what did you mean, what did you ignore?" ”
Xuande Zhenren poured a cup of yellow soup into his stomach, smacked the taste vigorously, stared at Zhang Min'er tightly, and asked, "Do you know why the Holy Lord is looking for Luo Amin in the north and south of the river today?" ”
Zhang Min'er looked confused, staring at the answer with wide eyes......
That's because the Holy One today never forgets his love for Roamin. After you enter the palace, if you are still a virgin, how can you say that it is justified? ”
At this time, Zhang Min'er was scared, lowered her head shyly and said: "I don't dare to say anything, the slave family and Wu Gongzi have worshiped heaven and earth, he, where is he now?" ”
"Hehe, Min'er, you are a Xuannu descending to earth, the order of the mother, how dare Wu Gongzi touch you? He married you home, and he has fallen ill, and if he wants to break this catastrophe, it seems that ...... now"
Xuande Zhenren grasped the heat, shook his head and sighed deeply, and continued to sell Guanzi.
"Please ask the real master to guide you through the maze......"
"It seems that it can only be a thousand-year-old child."
Xuande Zhenren said, looking at her tamed appearance, he had to pretend to be very reluctant, closed his eyes and recited the incantation......
After a while, Zhang Min'er was ashamed and got up to go back to her guest room, but Xuande Zhenren did not stop her.
"You go back and think about it, don't be reluctant, come to me after thinking about it."
After Zhang Min'er left, Xuande Zhenren took out a few pills from his bag, swallowed them with his cheeks, and quickly closed his eyes, fantasizing about the good things that were about to happen, and when he reached out to take the wine glass, he suddenly felt his hand being pressed on the table.
"Three paths and eight hardships, renunciation is fundamental. Pus and blood are all over the nine orifices, and I think of greed. Say happy with your feelings, and don't believe in falling into the knife forest. Report the pig dog road, from the former greedy deep. There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south. ”
Xuande Zhenren was shocked, and immediately stood up, and found a lean monk standing opposite, only to see that he was wearing a gray robe, about the same age as himself, and he was furious in his heart, but he was invisible, and asked cautiously: "May I ask this elder, what are you doing to find the poor road?" ”
Speaking, he secretly used enough mana, raised his hands, as if to give a fist to the monk, but his hands were staggered, the wind was like lightning, and the monk's Baihui acupoint was pointed, this acupoint was the position of the Du Mai, for the three yangs of the hands and feet, and the meeting of the Du Mai, if he was hit, he would faint and fall unconscious, and with a little more strength, he would die tragically in a blink of an eye.
The monk's body was as light as a swallow, and he dodged back gently, because Xuande Zhenren used too much force, he almost fell, shook and straightened up, knowing that he was not the monk's opponent.
Since he dared to come, he must not be a good stubble, Xuande Zhenren said with a smile: "Elder, if you come to turn your fate, I have a thousand taels of silver ...... here."
"The Dharma is in the world, and it is not separated from the world, and it is just like seeking the horns of a rabbit when it leaves the world. The Buddha and the Taoist family, this Taoist friend, tonight the poor monk came to discuss with you what is the 'Tao'. ”
The monk said, sitting cross-legged in front of him.
Xuande Zhenren is still thinking about good things, he knows that he can't beat him, and he won't leave if he gives money, I don't know what this monk wants, does he also have a crush on Zhang Min'er?
So, Xuande Zhenren sat opposite the monk, thinking to himself, let's consume it slowly, wait until dawn, we will board the boat and leave, it is not too late to get to the capital, anyway, we can't cheap this monk!
At the same time, the drunk and hazy Tang Jing was sleeping with his head covered, Yue'er showed all kinds of style, but he was still like a dead pig, there was no reaction, and the horny Yue'er quietly slipped out of the guest room and knocked on Zhu Hui's door.
Finding Yue'er wrapped in a cotton robe standing outside the door of the guest room, Zhu Hui was so frightened that he didn't say a word, and sent her back to Tang Jing's room, and after she came back, she couldn't sleep anymore.
At this time, Xuande Zhenren was in a hurry, and he was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, but as soon as he moved, the monk opened his eyes and smiled at him, laughing at him creepy......
It lasted until midnight, and Xuande Zhenren couldn't stand it anymore and asked, "Elder, what do you want to do?" ”
The monk was like Nirvana, and he no longer took care of Xuande Zhenren, but he was so angry that he got up and was about to go out, but he was pulled by the monk, no matter how he struggled, he just couldn't get out, and he was so angry that he gasped......
"Elder, what do you want?"
At this moment, Yue'er knocked on Zhu Hui's door again like a ghost, and Zhu Hui sent her back to Tang Jing's guest room again.
After beating the drum for the third watch, Xuande Zhenren felt that he was dying, and begged: "Elder, which room do you live in, otherwise, let's change it?" ”
The monk smiled slightly, opened his eyes and replied, "It's right next door to you." ”
Xuande Zhenren thought to himself, you stinky monk, you must want to change rooms with me, waiting for Zhang Min'er to take the initiative to come into your arms, okay! Then I'll change it with you, although Zhang Min'er took that kind of medicine, but after all, she is still a chick, even if she is so uncomfortable that she dies, she may not take the initiative to send it to the door, why don't I go to her?
After changing rooms, Xuande Zhenren listened to the movement next door, and in about a quarter of an hour, he heard the monk snoring......
He hurriedly got up and wanted to go to Zhang Min'er's side to spend the night, but at this moment, he suddenly heard a knock on the door.
Xuande Zhenren was overjoyed, thinking that she knew that she had changed rooms, and took the initiative to throw herself into her arms, so she took out the wine gourd and drank a few more sips, covering her pounding heart, and then opened the door, but found that it was a beautiful young man, and she was immediately disappointed.
"Who are you looking for?"
Zhu Hui has been tossed by Yue'er three times, he really can't stand it, and wants to change rooms with Elder Yuekong, but finds that it is a Taoist priest who opens the door.
"Isn't this the residence of Elder Moonlight?"
But Xuande was really happy, and he thought to himself, it's been three watches, what is this beautiful boy looking for a monk for? Could it be that the monk has a hobby of "that"? He pointed to the next door and pouted.
"The monk has to change rooms with me, you go to the next door to find him."
Elder Moon Sky seemed to know that Zhu Hui was coming, and the two had a very tacit understanding, and they quickly changed up.
As soon as the next door stopped, Xuande Zhenren opened the door again.
Suddenly, the ghostly Yue'er walked over, saw Xuande Zhenren with a mouth full of saliva, and pushed him into the room......
At this moment, Xuande Zhenren has endured to the limit......
The drum beat the fourth watch, and suddenly heard the door of the next room squeak, and after a while, there was a sound of Xixi Suo, Xuande Zhenren knew that it was not good, and wanted to end it with Yue'er quickly.
But that moon is like a tiger down the mountain......
"No ......"
Immediately after that, I heard the screaming of hissing and cracking of the lungs......
"Ah......h
Xuande Zhenren finally couldn't bear it anymore and scolded, "Damn it!" "A mouthful of blood spurted out......