Chapter 397: Fooling the Queen
"Niangniang is in the middle palace, Fangsheng Lingde, diligent and virtuous, she is really the Yao Shun of the women, but unfortunately she is too cautious, some things, in fact, it is better to talk to His Majesty clearly......"
"What do you mean?" Sister Wang Xi interrupted Zhang You, and was a little confused.
Zhang You hesitated a little, hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "Do you know why Zheng Shufei is favored?" Do you know why Wechen is so generous? ”
"Why?" Queen Wang asked, this is also a question she has not been able to figure out, and she is engrossed, for fear of missing a word.
Zhang You's answer was very simple: "Because, we never take Your Majesty as the emperor." ”
"What should you be if you are not an emperor?" Sister Wang Xi asked puzzled.
"Be a friend, be a relative, be a brother...... Of course, the necessary respect must still be there, but it is absolutely impossible to act according to etiquette in everything, which will only make His Majesty feel alienated. His Majesty is of course the Son of Heaven and rules the Quartet, but he is still a person first and foremost, he will be happy, he will be sad, he will be excited, he will be lonely, and to tell the biggest truth, he is still an energetic young man, and he needs a woman to vent his infinite energy......
Don't be shy, don't interrupt me, Sage Cloud, what do you mean? It is said that eating and Dunlun are human nature. Why aren't you pampered? Because you act according to the requirements of etiquette in everything, call him Your Majesty, call yourself a concubine, and be polite and courteous, but the distance is invisibly widened. You have to remember that you are a legal husband and wife, but husband and wife are a very private and intimate relationship, and it is just an outsider on weekdays. ”
Empress Wang's face changed, for her, who had been educated by orthodox Confucianism since childhood, Zhang You's words were tantamount to a thunderclap.
Before entering the palace, she was taught to stand and sit, and gestures must conform to the norms, and even where to put her hands and how high they are when saluting, there are strict rules.
As Zhang You said, isn't it extremely presumptuous?
But she had to admit that what Zhang You said made sense, when she was at home before, she was a father, a happy child, a father and daughter, and they were intimate. Now, not to mention the cumbersome procedures when the father and daughter meet, they really met, when the daughter's high seat, when the father's has to kneel down and salute, saying "Niang Niang Chitose," where is there still half a point of intimacy?
She suddenly remembered that Zhang Youshicai's tirade didn't seem to use honorifics, that is, you and I were commensurate, but she didn't feel how harsh, but there was a feeling that the other party was in her heart.
"Got it? If you don't understand, you can recall how Concubine Zheng talks to His Majesty on weekdays. ”
Queen Wang nodded: "What you said seems to make sense, the brain of this palace is a little messy, so you have to think about it." ”
"Actually, to put it bluntly, it's simple, don't take him as the emperor, don't take yourself as the queen, take him as a husband, take yourself as a wife, even if he occasionally has disqualified behavior, such as the last time he secretly went to Miyun, don't be in a hurry to accuse him, but should be particularly interested in asking him what he has seen, complaining why he doesn't go out with you, and when the atmosphere is particularly harmonious, then tell him euphemistically, the gentleman does not stand a dangerous wall, it is very dangerous to wear a white suit, don't act rashly in the future, in this way, how can he be angry with you?"
Queen Wang's eyes widened, and she asked in disbelief, "He told you all this kind of thing?" ”
Zhang You said with a smile: "Didn't I tell you just now, Your Majesty is first and foremost a person, and then the Son of a country, sulking always needs a place to vent, and it just so happens that I am a very qualified listener, so when I am in a bad mood, Your Majesty is willing to chat with me." ”
Zhang You said this and smiled: "Putting aside prejudices, don't you think it's interesting to chat with Weichen?" ”
Queen Wang was amused and laughed, and glanced at Zhang You: "I don't feel interesting, but I think you are thick-skinned enough!" ”
I was stunned for a moment: What's wrong with this palace? Why are you laughing with a dead cripple?
Zhang You only felt that the atmosphere was very harmonious, and he didn't pay attention to Queen Wang's expression, and said to himself: "Niangniang, don't underestimate the thick-skinned, there are few people who have achieved something since ancient times, and there are few thin-skinned people." ”
"I don't believe it!"
"I don't believe you listen to me, let's talk about the distance first, say Xia Qi, you are familiar with the scriptures and history, you must know that before the Xia Dynasty, the transmission of the throne was the implementation of the Zen concession system, Yao passed Shun, Shun passed Yu, and the talented people lived there, and people have long been used to it, what is the result? If Xia Qi is thin-skinned, can he start a family at the beginning of the world? ”
"It's not counted, Xia Qi's ability is already stronger than Bo Yi, and it is logical to take over the throne, but it has nothing to do with being thick-skinned."
"Okay, then let's talk about Sage Kong, it is said that when he was not yet famous, the Ji Sun clan invited the scholars, and he also went to eat, but he was blocked by the retainer of the Ji Sun clan, Yang Hu, and humiliated and reprimanded......"
"Hugh is rude, this is something that ordinary people can't bear, the big husband can bend and stretch, Han Xin endured the humiliation of his crotch in the past, and finally had to be crowned a marquis and worship the general......"
"Okay, okay, I don't fight with you, what about Liu Xuande of the Three Kingdoms? What is he capable of? His biggest ability is to cry, others say that he doesn't blush, his wife and children can be thrown at critical moments, and he said that he was a corporal of Lixian, isn't he thick-skinned? is extremely shameless, and shameless, this is why he became the emperor of Shu, you have to admit this, right? ”
"This?" Queen Wang was dumbfounded, and she really couldn't refute it.
It is not easy to say that the mother of a country is speechless, Zhang You said triumphantly: "Not to mention Xuande Gong, Cao Cao, Zhuge Liang, Sun Quan, which one is not thick-skinned?" Gong Jin is not as thick-skinned as them, and as a result, he was angry to death. Besides, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, how majestic he is, but just because he 'has no face to see Jiangdong's fathers', he kills himself Wujiang and ends up with hatred. ”
"Enough is enough, you guys are too bold, aren't you? Which of these people is not a hero for a while, why don't you see any respect in your mouth? Queen Wang said with some dissatisfaction.
Zhang You saw that she was not really angry, and couldn't help but say: "Respect depends on ability, Weichen is the most obedient to Emperor Taizu in his life, and his old man is the ...... of the world that he started from scratch with his bare hands."
"According to what you said, his old man is not thin-skinned, but he was also sent down the fence at the beginning, and later killed ......"
"Shh......h That's what you said, I didn't say it! Zhang You interrupted Sister Wang Xi with a wicked smile.
Queen Wang was shocked and speechless, her face changed color, and she couldn't help but say angrily: "It's all your fault!" ”
"Hehe, it's fun, and there are no outsiders...... No kidding, let's be serious, in fact, Weichen has a good plan, even if you are really childless, you can also protect your future glory......"
"Really? Please also teach me! As she spoke, Sister Wang Xi actually got up and hugged her fists and bowed to Zhang Youshen.