Chapter 169: It's all messed up
Li You sat down with a hum, looked at the lotus seed porridge on the table, snorted and blew, and then unceremoniously filled a bowl himself, finished eating, and smashed his mouth, Sister Qingzhu's craftsmanship is good!
"What Sister Qingzhu, this is the name, let that Quan Wanji listen to it, and I have to refer to you again!"
After struggling to get up and having a hangover, it is best to take advantage of the fresh air in the morning and walk around, otherwise, the day will be wasted.
"Didn't you beat him up yesterday, and today you took leave from me and rested at home!"
After pouting, smile.
"It's still good to do this, hehe, brother-in-law, you say, will this Quan Wanji continue to come back?"
Burst!
Liu Xu squirted out a mouthful of porridge, and then looked at Li You's smug eyes.
"Don't look at me like that, if not, I'll be driven crazy by this guy sooner or later, do you know what this guy wants me to do? King Xian! If you want to govern the fiefdom well, you have to learn from the third brother and the fourth brother, tsk, I don't want to think about it, how many smart people in the world are as smart as the third brother and the fourth brother? If you want me to help the third brother repair the river embankment and carry the stones, this is no problem, but to govern the fiefdom? He's stupid, I'm not stupid, the world is full of people, a guy who was originally a bad guy suddenly became better, and there is a tendency to march towards the virtuous king, what is this? Will it be praised by the world? I'm going to make others jealous, and when that happens, hum..."
Liu Xu was stunned, this theory... Who taught you?
"Didn't you teach it? Said to be born in the royal family, if you are not the prince, if you don't want to rebel, it's best to be a pig-like person, but being a pig is too boring, then let's do it, I was quite happy, and then that Quan Wanji came, I.... Oh, now it's okay, it seems that men are afraid of getting into the wrong business, women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, and now my sister is married to a good brother-in-law, tsk, that's right....."
This time it was Liu Xu's turn to have a black face, what kind of crooked theory is this!
"Naturally, this is the case, the safari is excessive, at most the crops are trampled, and the father scolds a few words, and, in this way, brother-in-law, you can notice us, aren't you? At first, I thought about whether I would tease the palace maid! ”
Li Su walked in, and after seeing Li You, the two of them congratulated each other, as if they had won a game, that smug look, Liu Xu casually pulled a stick next to him, and then hit it, the two of them got out of the way with a grin, and when Liu Xu was out of breath, he stood in the distance and saluted respectfully.
"Brother-in-law, don't blame the two of us, what kind of situation my Yin family is, you know better than us, if I hadn't been debauched, my head would have become a specimen of Mr. Sun a long time ago! My uncle is a fool, and he thinks that I can stand firm by your power, but if I do, I can't imagine the consequences! I used to be envious, whether it's the third brother or the fourth brother, they live now that they have no burden, and we have entered the academy, but you don't look at me much, I know, you are doing this for our good, but now it is not enough, those so-called gentlemen, they always want us to follow their path, what kind of road is that? A dead end, our only role is to set off their good name and achieve their career, why? So, there is no choice but to pull you in, now we can save us, but only you, otherwise, I'm really afraid that one day I can't help it, and slaughter those so-called gentlemen with a knife! ”
Li You hated, Liu Xu was stunned, and after half a sound, he sighed and sat down.
"Brother-in-law, Brother Ke I also thought about it, but I still decided to find you, he doesn't care about everything now, it's safe, but if he participates in us, then he is also a slut, I'm not such a bastard, and I will pull my brother who has been good to me since I was a child into the water, so..."
Okay, turning around, only his brother-in-law went into the water, and beckoned weakly, letting the two who admitted their mistakes sit down and sneered.
"It's the right thing to do, but how about you tell me that it's a pleasure to drink with Your Majesty? Yesterday I bragged that I would teach you two well, but today I found out that I had fallen in your way. ”
The two of them snorted.
"Actually, this is not our method, it was taught by others. Shangguan Yi you know, right? Do you know the daughter of Shangguanyi? ”
Liu Xu was stunned for a moment, I really don't know this, Shangguan Yi and Wang Xuance were messing around in the academy, and after being cleared by Liu Xu, he didn't pay much attention to it, I only knew that this guy is now responsible for writing holy decrees for Li Er, as well as compiling books, but his granddaughter is louder than him, Shangguan Wan'er, a talented girl, when it comes to Wu Zetian, others will think of Shangguan Wan'er, one of the most famous women in the Tang Dynasty!
"Huh? Have you heard? It's Shangguan Wan'er! ”
Burst!
This time Liu Xu sprayed it for the second time today, this time, the whole body was covered with white porridge, Qingzhu snorted coldly and stopped doing it, and finally cleaned it up, you are good, specially tossing people here.
Liu Xu embarrassedly took the towel and wiped it himself, but it was wet and uncomfortable, so he quickly returned to the house to change his clothes, and when he came out again, he directly grabbed the two boys, and his eyes were on fire.
"Who did you just say? Shangguan Wan'er? Make it clear, otherwise no one will be able to run away from your beating today, dare to try one, I'll go and sue the two mothers to go to me! ”
The two brothers had a bitter face, but they were puzzled again, isn't it just a woman, although she is known as the second Wu Jue, her brother-in-law doesn't have to be so excited, right?
"Huh? Brother-in-law, don't you want to take this one in! ”
Bastard thing, I can't help it if I want to, the stick is useless, I go straight to the foot, kick it to the side one by one, what do you think of your great self-righteous brother-in-law, am I that kind of person? Honest and reliable, Xiao Langjun is called in vain? Huh? Does this have anything to do with honesty and reliability?
"This woman, is Shangguan Yi's eldest daughter, a few years older than his eldest son Shangguan Hong, a daughter who was tossed out when Shangguan Yi was fifteen years old, it was nothing, but since Shangguan Yi entered the secretary Lang, this Shangguan Wan'er's talent and name have been revealed, a sentence is like a friend, and the heart is like a stinky Lan person, it can be said that it has won the approval of Chang'an scribes, and there are twenty-five songs in the garden, that guy, amazing!"
Li Su explained on the side, Li You nodded again and again, Liu Xu was stunned, and then habitually unable to lie back, bang, fell to the ground, and Qingzhu, who had just rushed over, screamed and rushed over, hurriedly checked, but saw Liu Xu muttering to himself.
"Fake, this is all out, it won't be a few years later, and the one who looks back and smiles will come out, it's messy, it's all messy!"