Zhuangzi just wanted to make a joke with the seller, actually! He didn't want to eat chicken or drink chicken soup. His life today is very good, and his eldest sister Bai Yun asked people to make a delicious meal for him. For Taoists, it is not about taste and how much to eat, but about nutrition. Today! His nutrition has exceeded the standard, where will he eat nutritious stuff again?

But! Seeing that the seller was so serious, he didn't give him a mouthful of chicken soup to drink, and he also took it.

The two of them talked in the room for a while, and it gradually became dark. The black-clothed senior brother and the two gray-clothed protectors also walked back one after another.

"Ahh It smells so good! As soon as the black-clothed senior brother entered the door, his gluttonous cat nose sniffed out.

"Did you really slaughter a chicken for me today?" The black-clothed senior brother asked in disbelief.

Mai'er came out of the room and said to the black-clothed brother who was sniffing in the hall, "I slaughtered two chickens today!" ”

"Two?" The black-clothed brother pretended to be surprised and screamed. "Didn't you mean a chicken? I only eat one chicken! Another chicken, you all eat! Good no good? ”

"You want to be beautiful!"

The seller said seriously: "These two chickens are not bought for you to eat!" Today's two chickens, I specially bought them for the two brothers who are begging for half and begging for brothers. But! I will do what I promised you! Tomorrow I'll slaughter a chicken for you to eat!" Stew for you to eat! Well! Do you like to eat braised food? Or do you prefer to eat stewed food? ”

Mai'er said, looking at the face of the black-clothed senior brother with his eyes.

She snickered in her heart, you still want to eat chicken! I'm hungry for you! You're all bad silver! I like to cheat and sell! Selling children is not stupid, selling children will not kill you!

Zhuangzi stood at the door of the room, looking at the black-clothed senior brother. Seeing that the senior brother in black was still serious, he snickered on the side.

"Is this braised food? Or is it stewed? The black-clothed senior brother sniffed his nose again, looked like he was enjoying himself, and asked.

"It's a crockpot simmering!"

"Simmering?" The black-clothed senior brother sniffed his nose again and said, "I'll eat ash simmering tomorrow!" I want this taste! ”

"This one doesn't taste good! The fragrance is not enough! Brother in black! I'll buy a chicken tomorrow and come back, buy a big rooster and I'll barbecue it for you! ”

"Ahh Can you also barbecue? ”

"Hmmm! Not only can you barbecue, but you can also coax children! ”

"Coaxing a child? You haven't had a baby yet, have you? Where did you come from, child? The senior brother in black didn't hear that Betrayer was playing with him, and he joked with Betrayer seriously, taking advantage of him by the way.

"Coax you?" Seller said.

"Coax me?"

"Giggles!" Only then did she laugh proudly and said, "Just coax you old child!" ”

Zhuangzi couldn't help laughing when he saw that the black-clothed senior brother was being betrayed.

"Who's coaxing the kids? Where did the kid come from? ”

"What about the kids? What about children? ”

It was at this time that the two grey-clad mages returned.

"I'm coaxing a child? This kid is delicious! Can't be greedy! Selling smiled.

"Where? Where? Why is it so fragrant? ”

"Huh? The smell of chicken broth! ”

"Chicken! Right! There is chicken to eat today! ”

The two gray-clothed Dharma protectors spoke, and suddenly became excited.

Seeing this, the seller pretended to be serious again, opened his arms, stopped in front of the two gray-clothed mage protectors, and said, "No! No way! You don't have any chicken to eat today! Today's chicken is what I promised the senior brother in black to give him to eat alone! Don't even think about moving! ”

"Huh?"

"This?"

The two gray-clothed mages spoke, spread their hands, and said, "What a pity! This? Such a fragrant chicken, you can't eat it when you smell it! This, this, this? Do you want to kill us? ”

"That's it! This, this, this? Feed! I said, Brother in Black? You? Can you eat it alone? Don't eat too much. ”

"That's it! It is! Don't eat it, pull it out again in the middle of the night, then you can't row? Isn't it? Why don't you give us a bite to eat and satisfy our cravings? ”

Seeing that the two gray-clothed protectors were still serious, the black-clothed senior brother stood aside and looked at the two with a wry smile.

"That? In that case? I'll give you a portion! But? ”

The black-clothed senior brother also spread his hands and said, "But? Today's two chickens were not bought for me to eat, but specially bought for the two beggar brothers and beggar brothers to eat to replenish their bodies. Tomorrow! Tomorrow! When the seller buys it back, slaughter everyone and eat it! Good no good? ”

"So you don't?"

"Speaking of which, it still doesn't! Whining! ”

Only then did the two gray-clad mages realize that they had been betrayed.

After a few people teasing each other for a while, they started to eat dinner.

There was nothing to eat for dinner, and there were a lot of pancakes at noon. In the evening, I just boiled a pot of boiling water, added some millet and boiled it, and finally put a few vegetable leaves, which was considered dinner.

Everyone drank millet soup and nibbled on pancakes, talking and laughing.

The two brothers, who were begging for half and begging, ate all the remaining chicken and chicken soup under the compulsion of the seller.

Zhuangzi, the black-clothed senior brother, the two gray-clothed protectors and the seller himself, none of them tasted a bite, what did the simmered chicken and chicken soup taste like, and was it delicious? I just smell the scent.

After dinner, everyone talked and laughed for a while, and then entered the seller's room, and talked about today's events.

When they heard that Zhuangzi was going to open the altar to preach, all the Dharma protectors were very excited when they heard it, and they all said that they would come to listen to Zhuangzi's sermon in person and ask Zhuangzi about his problems.

These protectors of the Yang and Zhu periods, to be honest, no one is convinced by Zhuangzi in their hearts. If Zhuangzi did not open the altar to preach and convince them, they would never really regard Zhuangzi as a leader in Taoist doctrine.

"You're going to get ready! These people! Most of them are Dharma protectors from your master's period, and many of them are on the side of the Mo family's branch altar and have heard the sermons of your master Yang Zhu's predecessors. If you can't convince them, can't answer their questions? You? They won't give you face! You? ”

Speaking of this, the senior brother in black was very worried, and he didn't know in his heart whether Zhuangzi could answer all the questions raised by the protectors.

"This? This this? I'm worried to death too! They're people! Seriously! They just don't accept it! ”

"I met a seventy-year-old and eighty-year-old white-haired protector today, and he said that he had heard the sermon of Patriarch Yin Xi, and he said that he would come over tomorrow ......."

Seeing the panicked faces of the black-clothed senior brother and the two protectors, Mai'er also became panicked.

"Brother Zhuang! I'm so scared! ”

Zhuangzi smiled: "What are you afraid of? You still don't believe Brother Zhuang? Your Zhuang brother and me! After going down the mountain, he entered the Xianyang City of Qin and preached to Qin Xiaogong and Daliang Zaowei of Qin. Later, when I came to Wei, I preached to the king of Wei again, and I also preached to Pang Juan, the general of Wei! ”

He was not afraid to preach to the king, and he was rewarded by the king. Let alone! Is this a sermon to the disciples of Taoism?

"Hmm!" Seeing that Brother Zhuang was so confident, Mai'er suddenly became confident.

"Tomorrow! All you have to do is boil the water and serve everyone's tea! Or! Go to the Qiyuan Wine Shop and borrow some tea sets. Or! Directly let the money shopkeeper of Qiyuan Wine Store come over to greet everyone! ”

"Hmm!" The seller agreed again.