The next day, Xue Shao was taken to the West Inner Garden.

Compared to the Higashi Naien, which is a place to enjoy natural landscapes, Nishinaien is a place where many royal entertainment takes place, but on holidays, there are often large-scale sports events such as polo matches, tug-of-war, and kakuto.

Xue Shao stood alone on the corner of the field, with a circle of war drums on the sidelines of the field to cheer for Qingcai, and a group of armor guards around him.

"Worship the elephant taming rhino horn to reach Hao, and the star pill frost sword flower is high. The six palaces are competing for public opinion, and three thousand Zhucui support Chu robes. Jiao Dang is one of the most popular "hundred operas" in the Tang Dynasty court, usually a group of people show their upper bodies in a detachment to perform on stage, and the stage is cheering with drums. It has an established routine, and most of the performance elements are a bit similar to the current American gladiatorial fights.

When Xue Shao was told that he was going to participate in the corner show today, he smiled helplessly. If you kill people in actual combat, it is barely enough to defeat the enemy, and wrestling performances are really not a strong point.

Soon after, the group gathered around Princess Taiping's Luan Chebao and drove late, and then the princess took a seat on the stage. Because it was a little far away, Xue Shao couldn't see Princess Taiping's face and expression clearly. I saw a eunuch holding the flag on the stage and said to Xue Shao: "The prince is going to perform for the princess today, and the princess must be satisfied." ”

"I'm not going to stand up." Xue Shao said truthfully.

"It's easy." The eunuch took the flag and pointed around this platform, "What Xue Gongzi has to do is to stay on this platform by all means." If you are beaten, you lose. ”

"I know it." Xue Shao replied lightly. Originally, I didn't want to show my skills in front of people casually, but I was forced to do this, and there was no way to do it, but I wanted to protect myself and stop at the point!

The eunuch raised the flag, and on the other side came the fat eunuch Zhu Weimei who delivered food to Xue Shao yesterday. Seeing that his body is as big as Xue Shao's, the big fat on his body is shaking like waves along the way.

After the two stood opposite each other, someone stepped forward and ripped off their upper clothes.

Princess Taiping sat on the stage and snickered, "That bad guy is so thin, only half of Zhu Weimei, if he is overturned and crushed, he will be crushed to death!" It's a pity that I can't see his face clearly now, and I guess he's going to cry! Hee-hee! - Let's get started! ”

"The villain Zhu Weimei was ordered by the princess to fight with the princess, and she was offended!" Zhu Weimei pays attention to etiquette.

Xue Shao sneered, "I think it's more appropriate for you to call Zhu Bajie." ”

As soon as the flag is drawn, the game begins.

The fat eunuch Zhu Weimei waved her arms, shaking her fat like a wave, and her mouth was still "roaring" to demonstrate to Xue Shao.

Xue Shao just stood still and looked at him lightly, feeling quite funny - who is this eunuch who has no eggs to scare?

"Yo ho-" With a strange scream, Zhu Weimei jumped in front of Xue Shao, bent down and buckled her shoulders with her left hand and twisted her waist with her right hand, and was about to throw him sideways.

Unexpectedly, Xue Shao not only didn't fight back or even dodge, but stood firmly like an iron spear, no matter how hard he tried, he didn't move at all.

Xue Shao felt a little helpless, I would actually have to fight with the eunuch one day! …… Although this body is now incomparable to that of the previous life, it is still more than enough to deal with a fat dead eunuch.

"Huh?" Zhu Weimei was confused, he looked up at Xue Shao, who was half thinner than him, and his eyes were rolling again and again.

Xue Shao grabbed him by the ear and pulled him up, picking him up like a spinning top. Zhu Weimei let out a scream like killing a pig, staggered around, and for a while, the sky was dark and her eyes were full of stars.

The onlookers burst into laughter.

Princess Taiping's eyes widened in surprise, "Yo, that bad guy has so much strength!" ”

Zhu Weimei screamed for a while, trembling in pain. Thinking that Princess Taiping said that she would bury him if she lost, she could only let go. He screamed miserably, like a fat pig whose tail had just been chopped off, and rushed towards Xue Shao as if he were dead!

Xue Shao still stood still calmly, and when he rushed to the front, he suddenly turned around to dodge, and with a light hook of his toes on the arch of his foot, the big fat pig rushed directly to the field, and hit a big dirt pit with his face first.

"Hahaha!" The audience was full of laughter and drums, and the eunuch holding the flag came to the stage to draw the flag, "Xue Gongzi wins!" ”

Princess Taiping also laughed, and suddenly thought of something and turned her face up again, "Didn't you say that he was powerless?!" ”

A palace maid beside her was also angry, and continued: "Your Royal Highness Princess, it should be Zhu Weimei's fat man who blows his beard and shoots horses, and he is not even as good as a chicken, just an earthworm that eats mud!" ”

"Shame on people, angry at the palace!" Princess Taiping said angrily: "No, this round of competition doesn't count!" We have to do it again! …… Well, it's better than Keju! ”

It's just that she has a hard mouth and a soft heart, and Princess Taiping didn't bury Zhu Weimei after all.

Xue Shao smiled and said in his heart: The nickname of the prince of Lantian is not obtained by relying on the bloodline and this skin.

Hundreds of operas are actually eighteen kinds of martial arts, and they can be accompanied casually!

In the past, except for strenuous sports activities such as wrestling against sumo, Xue Shao never participated in it personally, and everything else related to eating, drinking, or games and entertainment, Xue Shao was outstanding.

The words "extremely romantic" are not only related to Fengyue women. Now, the two souls of the past and present lives have been perfectly fused, and Xue Shao is not worried about trying any court juju.

Soon, Princess Taiping and her entourage took Xue Shao to the Keju field.

There are two forms of Datang's juju, one is the "degree ball" with a competitive flavor, that is, two tall bamboo poles are erected in the middle of the field, the net is pulled up in the air, and the ball is kicked in from a distance to score, just like the current "shooting". The two sides compete, and whoever scores more goals wins.

"Keju repeatedly over the birds, swings out of the weeping poplars", the ball game needs to kick the ball very high.

Another way to play is called "white play", which is mostly played by the ladies and dependents in the court, and to put it bluntly, it is a fancy tiptoe to see who can play well.

"Bring that bad guy up, this palace has to take a good look at him!" Princess Taiping said a little angrily, "I also have to tell him to make it clear, if he loses, he will crook his neck!" This palace has always been that Ming people don't do dark things, hum! ”

So, Xue Shao was brought to Princess Taiping.

When he saw her again, Xue Shao's eyes seemed to be glued to her face, and he subconsciously whispered: "Xiao Rou......"

"Bold!" The eunuch beside Princess Taiping snorted.

Princess Taiping was stared at by Xue Shao's hot eyes until her face was flushed, and she was red to the base of her neck. Hearing the eunuch shouting like this, she didn't come back to her senses, but looked at Xue Shao directly, like a deer crashing into her heart, and there was a lot of chaos like never before!

Looking at each other, both of them seemed to be infatuated.

The palace maids around Princess Taiping are not much better. These women, who are rarely seen with a man all year round, have bright eyes and red faces from the first time they see Xue Shao clearly, and they don't even dare to breathe. The person in front of him seems to be explaining to them - men can also bring disaster to the country and the people!

Time seems to have stood still at this moment.

Zhu Weimei, who had just been smashed hard enough by Xue Shao and was almost buried, said hatefully: "Princess, this person is so rude and bold, this is a blatant crime!" ”

Princess Taiping came back to her senses at this time, and glanced at Zhu Weimei angrily, "You earthworm-like waste, shut up!" ”

Xue Shao retracted his eyes and arched his hand, "Weichen is guilty." ”

The origin of the words His Majesty and His Royal Highness is that when the courtiers face the emperor and princess, their eyes can only see the steps under their feet, otherwise it is disrespectful.

The other palace maids also exhaled almost at the same time, and the atmosphere was strange and awkward. The eunuchs thought that Princess Taiping would definitely use this as an excuse to condemn Xue Shao, but they didn't expect her to be surprisingly "generous" today, as if she didn't mean that at all.

"Well, listen!" Princess Taiping forced her calm righteousness and sternness, "Now we are going to try to juju, and we will definitely win or lose!" If you lose, then ...... Crooked your neck! ”

"Okay." Xue Shao couldn't help but be a little amused, "Then what if Weichen wins this game by luck?" ”

"Well...... Hongu hasn't thought about it yet! Princess Taiping didn't seem to dare to look at Xue Shao directly, her eyes fluttered, and her face was flushed

"Your Highness, if Weichen is lucky enough to win this game, how about changing the name of this rich eunuch next to His Highness?" Xue Shao said with a smile, "Weichen thinks that Zhu Weimei's name doesn't seem to be very suitable for him. Zhu Bajie, it's not bad! ”

"Zhu Bajie?" There was no "Journey to the West" in the Tang Dynasty, Princess Taiping was a little curious, and waved her disapproving little hand, "It's up to you!" Let's get started! ”

Zhu Weimei, who was standing behind him, had a fat face and cramped, hateful, you actually want to change the name given to me by Her Royal Highness the Princess!

Xue Shao went to the court. Princess Taiping sent two "Keju masters" in the palace to compete with Xue Shao, and a eunuch compared with him to "measure the ball"; The other is the palace maid, and he is more "white".

Compared with Xue Shao, a professional master who is based on entertainment, the eunuch who is known as a master is simply an amateur. After a few kicks, Xue Shao won directly, and Princess Taiping was even more annoyed, so she completely pinned her hopes on the game of "playing in vain".

Because of the fancy tiptoe game played in white, women play more and are relatively better at it. Princess Taiping herself is fascinated by this.

But Princess Taiping didn't expect that Xue Shao was good at anything else, but he was proficient in everything related to eating, drinking, and having fun, especially with women. When he stood on tiptoe, all the onlookers were dazzled and applauded.

"Don't make any noise!" Princess Taiping angrily reprimanded and suppressed the cheers, but after a while, the cheers sounded again and became louder.

"Good luck!" Princess Taiping couldn't help but scream.

A group of palace maids and eunuchs looked at her in surprise and hurriedly turned their heads.

"Ahem! …… Zhu Weimei, from today onwards, you will be called Zhu Bajie! "Princess Taiping walked over, her face was very red, and she felt very shameless.

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