Chapter 16 Fooling Shangguan

"It's not that the poor road is in vain, not only the entire Xiahe Village, but even in Yunyang County, the poor road has not found the source of underground water, and now is the busy season of farming, and it is unnecessary to set up a well to explore water, and it is a futile effort."

The meaning of these words could not be more obvious, the deity cannot find water, and others do not think that they can find water, and the degree of arrogance and narcissism is to the extent of giving up on others.

This cheeky is so thick that Happy Crossing Kedu can't answer for a while, and there are only two words "you cow" in his heart.

An official from the fifth grade is dressed in a Taoist robe, does not go deep into the people with his entourage, and does not attack in the face of the extortion of the rich man in the countryside, without a trace of official authority, this kind of official is difficult to find in modern times.

"Since the Taoist chief already knows that the drought in Xiahe Village has been long, why should he care about staying a few more days, even though it is a busy farming season, it is futile to irrigate without water."

Happy really wants the Diao people in the village to tie up this arrogant maniac, but the people are officials, if they really want to use the strong one, they can bring bad people to forcibly dismantle the derrick for water exploration.

Happily telling the truth, Li Chunfeng thought for a moment and nodded: "You can stay longer, but how can Li Zheng conclude that there is water here?" ”

Well, back to the original question.

This time, I am happy to understand, this Li Chunfeng is not only an arrogant maniac, but also a paranoid, if he is not reasonable, it will be troublesome.

The people do not fight with the officials, ancient and modern.

"That night, Benli Zhengye was sleeping soundly, but he saw a white-haired and white-bearded old Taoist in his dream, saying that he was a Sanqing Daozun, and the Buddha dust in his hand waved, and the fairy aura was swirling, and he said the location of the water source of Xiahe Village to Benli......"

There is no way, Xing Xing can only take out the housekeeping skills, otherwise how to explain to Li Chunfeng the temperature difference between day and night, the condensation of water vapor is a mess of modern scientific knowledge.

Li Chunfeng was stunned for a while, he is a Taoist disciple, and he kneels and prays for blessings in front of the Sanqing Daozun every day, and he does not dare to disobey.

Happy under the guise of Sanqing Daozun, he immediately made Li Chunfeng silent, let alone stop the derrick from exploring the water, otherwise it would be a great disrespect to Sanqing Daozun.

"The heavenly opportunity has been leaked, and Benli is in danger!" In the end, Happy cried and sighed.

"Li Zheng don't panic, since this matter is the dream of the Three Qing Daozun, there must be a mystery in it, it must be the Daozun pretending to use the hand of Li Zheng, so as to save the people of Datang from suffering from disasters, it is really the blessing of the Tang Dynasty, the blessing of the people, and there is no danger of leaking the heavenly opportunity." Li Chunfeng shook off the Buddha dust, and between the Dao bones and fairy wind, he drew his long beard and sighed.

Happy was stunned in his heart, and said in his heart, under the banner of Sanqing Daozun, not only Diao people are easy to fool, but even Li Chunfeng, a bull-nosed Confucian, is also on the way, it seems that feudal superstition is really harmful.

"Really?" Happy suddenly showed joy on his face.

Li Chunfeng nodded with a smile, and he didn't dare to deny the Taoist ancestor with a hundred dares.

"But the Taoist chief once asserted that 'if Xiahe Village finds a source of underground water, it will be drunk dry,' which ......"

The expression on his happy face was faster than turning the page, and he looked at Li Chunfeng with sympathy.

"......" Li Chunfeng's body shook, and he forgot about this stubble......

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The reason why Li Chunfeng appeared in Xiahe Village was that he heard rumors that Xiahe Village was looking for water.

In this village, where he was sure that he could not produce water two months ago, there are still people looking for water at the expense of the people and money, so he decided to go and see it for himself.

He has always been a loner, if he brings a bunch of entourage, bad people and the state government to contact, not only is it troublesome, but the common people may not be able to tell the truth when they see the officials, and they can't perceive the real people's feelings at all, but it is better to be at ease alone.

Li Chunfeng stayed in Xiahe Village, and he was very interested in Xingxing's deep well digging method, especially when Xingxing introduced the derrick, he undoubtedly popped out of his mouth a few modern physics words, which made him even more unable to do it himself.

This drilling tool seems to have opened the door to a new world for Li Chunfeng, and everything is so curious.

"The longer the arm is the longer the force that Li Zheng said, the greater the force, so why not lengthen the drilling frame, so that the villagers can work more laborlessly, and the drill bit will get more force, so isn't it better?"

"What is gravity?"

"What is gravitational acceleration?"

For Li Chunfeng's paranoid curiosity, he rolled his eyes happily, feeling that he was playing the piano to the cow.

Without the foundation of mechanics, it is really impossible to communicate, even if the other party is a great Confucian of this era.

"Sanqing Dao respects the dream of teaching, this is a personal opportunity in this book, and it can't be with outsiders."

Li Chunfeng has 100,000 whys, and he is happy to have three Qingdao ancestors.

Finally, he used the Sanqing Dao Ancestor to let Li Chunfeng's 100,000 why he was held in his stomach.

When it was sunset, I was happy to go home and cook, the drill bit of the exploration well had been ten zhang deep into the ground, and the soil brought out by the drill bit moving up and down to drill the well was very humid and the water content was large.

Li Chunfeng looked at the soil brought up by the drill bit, his face was not good-looking, and he remembered his bold words: "If Xiahe Village finds an underground water source, it will be drunk dry."

"Dao Chief, the happy day is gone, and Benli is about to go home."

When the sky falls, I am happy and I will not be hungry, but there are a few lumps of relatively damp soil, and whether there is an underground water source below is still a matter of words.

"Poor Dao and Li Zheng go together, go together." Li Chunfeng hurriedly said.

Although Li Chunfeng has never done the work of the big water well, as a Taoist priest, he has to help the dignitaries and dignitaries to see the feng shui in their mansions and cut off the direction of the well, so that the dignitaries can dig the well in the mansion and see the doorway when they come and go.

Judging from the damp soil brought out by the drill bit, there is a chance that there will be underground water sources when digging down.

Two months ago, Li Chunfeng felt that he had slapped his mouth, and he was embarrassed to death, so he naturally slipped away when he got the opportunity.

"The Taoist is going to Ben Lizheng's house?" Happy is a little dumbfounded.

"It's not a secret, the poor way is to be the emperor of the dynasty and Li Chunfeng." Li Chunfeng continued embarrassedly: "You are the right person in the village, so you naturally have the responsibility of receiving Shangguan, if Poor Dao doesn't go home with Li Zheng, does Li Zheng still want to let Poor Dao sleep in the wild?" ”

Fortunately, when Li Chunfeng said this, Gao Shouyi, the old man, was not there, otherwise he would have to be scared out of illness.

"What if Benri says no?" Rolling his eyes happily, he still wants to find someone to eat white food, so there is a person who eats his own white food, who will provoke whom.

"Treat Shangguan slowly, according to the law of the Tang Dynasty, you will be punished with a rod at the lightest, and you will be imprisoned for three years at the worst." Li Chunfeng is not in the Criminal Department, not in Dali Temple, he is still very familiar with the laws of the Tang Dynasty, and he is a three-year prisoner, which is a three-year slave level.

Whether it is spanking or becoming a slave, I am not willing to be happy, and this white meal seems to be inescapable.

"Ahem...... How dare Ben Li treat Li Taishi Ling slowly, please, please ......" Happy arm with sleeves waved, made a gesture of please, but in his heart he was thinking, dare to eat Ben Li is white food, you must pay a high price......