Chapter 8 The Little Apple Curse

When night falls, several bonfires are lit in the open space outside the ancestral hall of Xiahe Village, illuminating the entire open space as if it were daytime.

The villagers brought the items needed for the happy practice, a soil dog that lasted more than two months, rice paper bought by Gao Shouyi, and a brush brought by Gao Shibang, the only scholar in the village.

Not only is Gao Shouyi strange, but the villagers are also strange, don't you need cinnabar, yellow paper, dust, peach wood sword, and Sanqing Ling?

Get a soil dog, so much rice paper and brushes, is this water-seeking method reliable?

Looking at the big question marks written on the faces of the villagers in the firelight, he happily shook his robe, took a step forward with a righteous face, and said loudly to the villagers present: "Ladies and gentlemen, at the beginning of the water-seeking law, you need all the fathers and villagers to dance together according to the actions of the book, which is called sincerity and spirit, if a person is not sincere, the book can not guarantee that the water-seeking law can be completed." ”

This goods is slippery and tight, and I packed the ticket before, and I forgot everything after I deceived Diao Min to do things.

If he can't find a water source, he will naturally be able to rely on these Diao people, saying that these Diao people are not sincere, and they will naturally not be able to find a water source.

In this era, there is no instrument to find a water source, and the ancients in the Ming and Qing dynasties in China did not rely on instruments to find water sources, but there is already a set of scientific methods to find underground water sources, although these methods are not very reliable, but there are some scientific components, and the success rate of finding underground water sources is quite large.

I'm glad that he happens to know one or two such methods, and he has a hobby of the outdoors, so he naturally knows the knowledge of survival and water.

But he can't just take out these methods, otherwise he will be too shocking, and if he is not caught and studied by this group of ignorant people, he will be sent to the government as a heretic and burned.

Only by doing things with the help of superstition of ghosts and gods can we avoid many troubles afterwards.

Of course, he can't use the routine of ordinary mages to jump the gods to ask for rain and find water, he has to get something special and unique, so that this group of Diao people in Xiahe Village can still remember it, so that this group of Diao people can be full of awe for him, and change his image of "the righteous master next door" in the eyes of this group of Diao people.

The success or failure of this jump god determines whether he can establish prestige in the hearts of this group of people, so it is especially necessary.

What if it's fun, it's fun?

In this era, the common people rely on God for food and clothing, and the material civilization has not been built well, where does the spiritual civilization come from? Some are just feudal superstitions.

Today, I am happy to use the dregs of feudal superstition to do a particularly fun thing.

"Prepare for the ceremony, all the fathers and villagers spread their arms, leave the distance between the front and back, the left and right, remember that the heart is sincere and the water is spiritual!"

happily shouted with a serious face, but he was snickering in his heart.

At the beginning, I dared to be careless about Benli, but today Benli is seizing the opportunity, and I will play with a group of people who are waiting for death.

The villagers present all stretched out their arms with questions on their faces, and distanced themselves from the people on the left and right.

When the villagers stood in line, their faces were happy and satisfied, and they saw that even old goods like Gao Shouyi and little fart children like Gao Zhuang in the queue were standing in their positions, he sighed in his heart, this is really a golden age of gods and cheats money.

"Ready...... Begin! ”

As soon as the words fell, everyone present was dumbfounded.

How can it be the opening remarks of the battle array drills, not the opening remarks of the Dharma such as "100 explanations, such as the law"?

"You are my little apple, just like the most beautiful cloud in the sky, spring has come to the hillside full of flowers, plant hope and reap ......"

Happy waved his limbs excitedly with his singing, and shook his little buttocks in shame, with an intoxicated look.

The villagers were dumbfounded, and they were stunned for a while, Li Zhengye's "Little Apple Ceremony" was beyond their cognition, and they didn't know what it was.

Gao Shouyi's eyes exploded, Li Zhengye, who had been hit with a hoe, acted strangely everywhere, if he could, he really wanted the villagers to tie up Li Zhengye, an alien, to see the official.

In fact, during the folk festivals of the Tang Dynasty, it was popular to "step on the song", a group of men and women held each other's arms, stomped on the ground neatly, sang very enthusiastically while stepping, and even stepped from the evening to the next morning when they had a good time.

Although Gao Shouyi was surprised by Li Zhengye's "little apple", he did not regard it as a heresy.

Of course, if Li Zhengye is tied up to see the official, then there is really a glimmer of hope for thousands of acres of fertile land in Xiahe Village and his fertile land.

"They all dance with Li Zhengye, whoever dances well, the old man will be rewarded with two cents, if anyone is insincere in dealing with the matter, and the law of Li Zhengye is broken, the old man will not be able to stay in Xiahe Village!"

The patriarch's words were not child's play, and the villagers present began to dance with joy one after another, and they had to shrug their shoulders and twist their buttocks from time to time.

Oops, so shy!

More than 400 men, women, and children in Xiahe Village, under the light of the raging bonfire, listened to the "little apple" incantation in their mouths, and began a writhing of a group of demons.

Happy and dissatisfied with the dancing posture of this group of Diao people, this is really ...... It's so joyful.

Such an artistic "little apple" dance turned into a group of demons for this group of Diao people's livelihood, and at that time I was happy to make a very wise decision, it is very necessary to organize this group of Diao people to dance "Little Apple" frequently, practice makes perfect.

A group of Tang Diao people wearing linen Hanfu followed their Li Zhengye to dance the "little apple", the little buttocks, small necks, and small arms that were sensational in the Hanfu, this kind of beautiful picture effect absolutely can't bear to look at it directly to the point of madness.

I'm sorry for the chopsticks brothers, Aunt Square, the Datang version of the little apple dumped you a few streets.

The whole village is an ignorant white ding and a farmer, although they dance with happiness, they don't know much about the "incantation" of happiness.

Only Gao Shibang, the only scholar in Xiahe Village, had come into contact with the rhythm of the music and understood the "incantation" in his happy mouth.

"I didn't expect that the immortal spell of Sanqing Daozun is catchy, which makes people happy, and it is full of energy, which is really wonderful!"

This is Gao Shibang's exclamation for the "Little Apple Ceremony" afterwards.

Happy was stunned for a while, and then burst out laughing.

As soon as the dancing god is over, enter the main topic of water hunting.

Happy to let the villagers cut the throat of the local dog, and the dog's blood was served in a basin.

After that, he used a brush to glue dog blood and drew a few crooked curves on each piece of rice paper, and used it as a drawing symbol.

"Li Zhengye, other mages kill chickens to take blood and mix cinnabar to draw talismans, why do you kill dogs to take blood and not mix cinnabar?" Gao Shibang looked strange and became a hundred thousand whys.

"Those pretentious miscellaneous hairs like to eat chickens, and kill chickens naturally......" Happy said as he carried a brush and glued the blood's ghost talismans, as a matter of course.

"......" Gao Shibang almost choked to death with his saliva, it was really as Li Zhengye said, in the past, Taoist priests ate chickens after they came to the village, and Li Zhengye killed dogs, did he like to eat dogs?

The main meat of the Tang Dynasty was mutton and goose meat, although there was a small amount of other meat, but pork and dog meat were rarely eaten, and the people of the Tang Dynasty felt that the pigs that ate bran and the dogs that ate feces were too cheap, and they would be cheap and lucky.

In the Tang Dynasty, there were few cattle, and the cattle could not be slaughtered by the government, unless they died of illness or old age, otherwise whoever ate beef would be exiled for 3,000 miles.

Happy bones are modern people, in his modern hometown there is a saying, called "the most beautiful but six catties of dogs", the taste of tender dogs, tsk, the best in the world but so.

“…… Benli is a bloody practice, that is the dream of the Three Qing Dao Zun Immortal Method, how can it be compared to those miscellaneous hairs, liars, and Xiaoxiao? ”

The happy face is not red and the heart is not beating, and he has a righteous and awe-inspiring face.

"I see, Sanqing Daozun is really an immortal!" Gao Shibang clapped his hands and sighed, feeling empowered.

Gao Shouyi, an old man, according to the explanation of the happy event in advance, after dancing the great god, while organizing the villagers to hold the torch and hold the rice paper sticky with dog blood to the crops, the foot of the mountain, the front and back of the village, and place the rice paper in front of the village; While listening happily to the conversation with his son Gao Shibang.

Hearing the happy words, Gao Shouyi, the old man, rolled his eyes, and suddenly felt that his son had led someone astray......