Chapter 263: Two Monkeys (Two in One)
Chu Yun didn't expect that he would find a random place to sit down, and he met the person who was openly mocking him at the door just now. When the boy saw Chu Yun, he was stunned for a while, and then he understood, and his face showed disdain. But he didn't face Chuyun directly, but just said loudly: "Some people, they just don't know the height of the sky, what if they get mixed into this poetry club?" Without real talent, it is just in vain. ”
Chu Yun pursed his lips and did not make a sound. Completely ignored him. Chu Yun's attention was still on the sixth and seventh princes, Wang Lang took the two to the upper seat, and Wang Su was nowhere to be seen.
Also, Wang Su's status is too high, and it is not suitable to come to play with these juniors, Wang Lang, who happens to be a generation older, is the most suitable to host this poetry meeting.
Wang Lang first introduced Zhao Jing and Zhao Zhong to everyone, and then sat with the two of them in the chairman, and the middle position was still occupied by Wang Lang.
This is also considered to be the past, in terms of seniority, Wang Lang is higher, and he is the host, so this lord is naturally the best to do. After the two people around him sat down, Wang Lang made an opening remarks and said: "At the beginning of the lunar month, in the twilight of the year, the jackdaws are exhausted and the leaves are withered, and the snow flies and the river condenses. The world is bleak, my ambition is more and more clear, thousands of miles of stratus clouds, it is difficult to cover the light of the rising sun, invade the bones and the wind, how to fight the anger of scholars! ”
(My sister has been on the phone, I'm very annoying, I can't use the words and sentences in the Chinese language, wait for tomorrow to be quiet and then revise it, first use the prepared translation to mix)
"The people who came to participate in this Laba poetry meeting are all young and handsome people in Daxia, and it is really a lucky thing to be able to gather with you in such a festival, so we still follow the old system, drink as a gift, everyone appreciates it together, everyone has to compose, otherwise you must be fined three glasses of wine."
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
A series of applause rang out, Wang Lang pressed his hand in the air with satisfaction, signaling that everyone could stop applauding, and he gave himself full marks for this wave of performances.
The poetry meeting is quite fast to get into the main topic, and this Laba poetry club, which can also be called the Laba Literary Club, can even be called the Laba Concert, anyway, this is a gathering of literati and scholars, you can compose poems and essays, you can also play the piano and music, and then enjoy other people's performances while drinking.
For such an event, the organizer is naturally a pure loss of money, after all, it does not accept gift money, and the wine and dishes are all produced by the Wang family themselves. But the Wang family doesn't care about this money anymore, because they can gain great fame.
The reputation of the family is the most important thing, even if there is no money, as long as the fame is here, it can rise sooner or later, this background is not comparable to ordinary nouveau riche, and the Wang family's Laba poetry will be considered particularly successful. In these years, it's not that you can engage in activities if you have money, at least let these readers recognize you.
And scholars are usually pretentious, they don't think that they are here to eat and drink, but to be a nouveau riche, and suddenly hold a poetry meeting, even if they prepare good food and wine, it is estimated that they will not be able to call a person.
From here, Chu Yun could see how famous the Wang family was. And to be on their home field, if you want to kill their principal, this difficulty coefficient is really breaking through the sky, far more difficult than assassinating a prince.
If you want to show off your operation, it is very important to plan in advance.
Alas, a headache......
Chu Yun had a headache, and the little brother sitting next to him had a liver ache.
The little brother's name is Ye Xin, a very ordinary scholar, with a good family background, and Ye Xin is the only son in the family, since he was a child, he has always been a treasure in the family, however, Ye Xin is not crooked, his heart is full of a sense of justice, and he always wants to comment on the injustice of time.
For example, when the four kings inspected the world before, Ye Xin wrote a letter of essays and sent it to Yushitai, well, Yushitai actually worked part-time in the petition office.
Ye Xin's guidance, the people of Yushitai naturally watched it once, they actually felt that Ye Xin was very promising, suitable to come to our Yushitai to be a troll, oh no, Yushi. However, these four kings inspecting the world are the decisions that Emperor Xuande has studied for a long time.
As a result, Ye Xin's paper was shelved, and the people from Yushitai did not respond.
Ye Xin felt that he was very hurt, but after comforting himself more, the scars in his heart healed. There are many people who have never met in this time, and there will always be a time when he will be discovered.
Then, he received an invitation to the Laba Poetry Society.
This is obviously an affirmation of him!
So, on the day of Laba, he happily came to the palace, and then, he saw Chu Yun who didn't have an invitation but wanted to join the poetry club.
How can this be endured? If anyone can enter this Laba Poetry Club, how can it show that he is different?
Such a person must be criticized!
This is the ridicule at the door of the king's house. Seeing that Chu Yun didn't refute, Ye Xin was proud in his heart, thinking that he had awakened and educated a lost lamb again, this is immeasurable merit!
But I didn't expect that this person who shouldn't have come in didn't know how to sneak in, and sat next to him, which is simply a provocation!
So, Ye Xin taunted again, and Chu Yun then ignored it......
Ye Xin's anger soared to max, and when he heard Wang Lang say that everyone should compose poems, he suddenly had a plan in his heart.
In such an occasion, perhaps the poetry of the majority of people will be more ordinary, and only a few people will stand out, so the poetry is generally acceptable, but if the poetry cannot be made, or it is too bad, it is tantamount to a public execution.
Ye Xin suddenly had a plan in his heart, since you don't follow the rules, let's embarrass yourself!
If Chu Yun could know what Ye Xin was thinking, he would probably only say one sentence, mdzz.
obviously didn't want to slap his face in a routine, but an existence like Ye Xin seemed to be really in line with the character of a supporting role in slapping his face, Chu Yun didn't pay attention to him, but he came up to find it himself.
As soon as one of the people in the audience finished composing a poem, Ye Xin jumped out and started his performance.
"Your poems are very exquisite, the writing is graceful, the little brother is not talented, let's tell you a story."
Ye Xin first arched his hand, praised the people in front of him, and did a lot of face engineering, and then said: "I once saw a monkey artist on the streets of Nanjing, his monkey is really smart, can wear human clothes, if you wear the artist's characteristic human skin mask, walking, sitting and lying, you can be no different from ordinary people, but you don't know etiquette, and the artist also uses this to let the monkey perform grandstanding performances and earn money." ”
When Ye Xin said this, everyone present was interested, but Chu Yun did not fluctuate at all, such a strange thing, there are a lot of chats. It's nothing more than one day a monkey wearing a human skin mask to do things everywhere!
"The other day, I saw the monkey entertainer on the street again, but his monkey was gone. When asked why, it became clear that his monkey had stolen his human skin mask and fled. ”
The story Ye Xin said was about to reach its climax, this was still in Chu Yun's speculation, and everyone else showed curious looks, but Chu Yun took a sip of tea indifferently.
It's a boring story.
"Today, I saw that monkey again."
Ye Xin suddenly said like this, what the hell is this ending, Chu Yun was about to complain, but suddenly found that the atmosphere seemed to be a little wrong, and when he looked up, he found that countless pairs of eyes were looking at him neatly, and the reason why others looked at Chu Yun was naturally because Ye Xin looked at Chu Yun directly, and those who listened to the story would naturally follow his gaze.
Chu Yun: "MMP"
Before he was ready to make trouble, he won the attention of the audience, which is the most funny. Chu Yun has always been too lazy to pay attention to irrelevant people, but being scolded as a monkey is unbearable!
Also, the eyes that shot over actually took Ye Xin's story as true, and thought that Chu Yun was really a monkey.
People who knew Chu Yun naturally wouldn't think so, but they would also think it was funny. Especially the group of people from the Luming Society.
At first glance, I thought they were all good students with good manners, but after getting along for a long time, I realized that none of them were fuel-efficient lamps, and I would see that he was bullied, and none of them stood up, Chu Yun's observation was so keen, just a glance, and he saw the classmates of the Luming Academy snickering.
Chu Yun's face was dark, and he said to Ye Xin gloomily: "The story of Brother Tai is very interesting, I happen to be good at painting the Tao, so I will draw this monkey for you!" ”
There are pen, ink, paper, inkstones prepared by the Wang family in the field, as well as a few cases, Chu Yun is not polite, he walked over and splashed ink, and within a stick of incense, the painting was completed. Chu Yun unfolded the painting and said, "This is the monkey that Ye Gongzi described and painted, take a look, does the painting look like?" ”
Those who were close saw Chu Yun's paintings for the first time, looked at the paintings, and then looked at Ye Xin, after all, they couldn't hold back their laughter, and when the others saw this, they also took the scroll and circulated it, all of them showed expressions that wanted to laugh, but they couldn't bear it, but in the end they couldn't hold back.
After taking a turn on the field, Chu Yun's painting reached Ye Xin's hand, and he was very curious, what kind of monkey would make people laugh?
But when he saw that there was only that familiar face on the white paper, his face was darker than Chu Yun.
Chu Yun's painting is not a monkey at all, but Ye Xin, with Chu Yun's painting skills, this painting is almost the same as a real person, not only that, Chu Yun also made a little artistic processing, the face is still Ye Xin's face, but the sleeves slide down, and on the exposed arm, there is clearly a very thick hair. The movements of the characters in the painting are also very exaggerated, and a monkey wearing a human skin mask is lively.
"You, you, you, dare to insult me like this!"
Ye Xin's mentality exploded, pointing at Chu Yun, his hands trembled with anger, originally he just wanted to make Chu Yun lose face, but he never thought that his face was almost lost. Under the rampage, how could he still care about the occasion, rushed to Chu Yun's side, and wanted to fight with him.
Don't look at him as a cultural person, cultural people are still angry and beat people, and Chu Yun ......
Damn, it's the most angry if you can't beat it......
slipped away, Chu Yun did not collide with Ye Xin head-on, and his body was also very elegant, not embarrassed at all by being chased, but like playing Ye Xin with snakeskin.
Wang Lang watched the two chasing and fighting, and his face was a little unbearable, just now he said that everyone here is talented, he speaks well, he can play the piano and write poems, and he pretends to be a big guy to be more like one by one, and he likes this activity very much......
As a result, they fought.
Are these two people playing monkey tricks here? It's hard to say who the monkey is, anyway, others are watching the monkey.
"Enough!"
Wang Lang roared angrily, he felt that his compulsion in the Laba Poetry Club had been lowered by these two comics.
This is the worst class I've ever had......
And this roar had zero deterrence to Chu Yun, but he still gave Wang Lang a face and stopped, while Ye Xin was uneasy, and suddenly realized that he had done such a thing that he had lost his mind, and hurriedly apologized to Wang Lang earnestly: "My lord, the student was so angry for a while, he was so out of shape, and I ask my lord for forgiving me for the offense!" ”
"Hmm!"
Wang Lang replied heavily, although he was a little angry, he still chose to forgive him, after all, his image is like this, as an elder, he naturally has to be lenient and generous. But he still couldn't help but preach: "A gentleman should be cautious in his words and deeds, abide by etiquette, and don't act so recklessly and add to the laughter of others." ”
"The student understood."
Ye Xin nodded yes, so the matter passed like this. Wang Lang would not continue to embarrass him, and then, the two of them looked at Chu Yun at the same time.
Ye Xin admitted that he was wrong, Chu Yunke hadn't said it yet!
"Lord Wang, you have admired your prestige for a long time, it's really better to be famous than to meet!"
Chu Yun didn't mean to admit his mistake at all, but deliberately said the opposite, he came here today to do something, he originally wanted to prepare well, and jump out to slap Wang Lang in the face when the poetry meeting developed to a climax, how to beat it when the time comes, let's talk about it.
It's a pity that this poetry meeting has just begun, and Chu Yun has accidentally attracted tons of attention, so Chu Yun plans to do something in advance.
This meeting is not as famous as famous, it is clearly a slap in the face of Wang Lang, Wang Lang said in a deep voice: "Who are you?" ”
"Lord Wang is really a noble man who forgets things, so it seems that the kid is arrogant, but he just made a painting, thanks to the appreciation of the saint, I thought that Lord Wang of this Laba Poetry Club just forgot to send an invitation to the boy, so he came uninvited, and now I know that it is a mere scholar, and I can't get into the eyes of Lord Wang."
Chu Yun replied politely, but this content was not polite at all. Wang Lang has a black line, who are you talking about?
Wang Lang is actually very wronged by not giving an invitation, he is also in a high position, and he definitely won't do everything by himself, such a trivial thing as sending an invitation is of course handed over to his subordinates to do.
The Wang family really didn't deliberately ignore Chu Yun, no matter what, Chu Yun was also famous, however, the people of the Wang family investigated that Chu Yun was in the Luming Society, and the invitations received by the Luming Society were all in batches.
The person in charge directly gave the invitation card belonging to Chu Yun to the Luming Society, completely unaware that Chu Yun had not been to the school for a long time, and Wu Jingxian and the others thought that the extra invitation was originally for Lu Xiaoxiao......
ps: It's late, sorry. It's a little bad today.,The little black house of the code word can't be opened.,Use ps.,And I can't respond.,Forced me to use text.,And then my sister is going to buy a house tomorrow.,I've been calling on the side.,It can be said that this chapter is written very reluctantly.。 In the end, I grinded four thousand words.,I want to upload.,As a result, the browser crashed.,The background can't be displayed.,My mood is almost very manic.,Fortunately,It can be updated before twelve o'clock.。 If you are not satisfied, you will be modified tomorrow, mainly in the details, the main plot will not be affected, you can choose to reload tomorrow, or you can not reload, there is not much difference