Zhang Cambodia usually has a hobby, and when he has time, he likes to collect local folk tales, and get together with a few elegant people to drink and tell stories to help Yaxing. After Zhang Cambodia heard that the girl finished telling the story, out of the habit he usually cultivated, he actually made a comment: The story is very poignant and wonderful.

"Girl, please tell me one more, the old man listens." After Zhang Cambodia's comment, he was a little unsatisfied.

The fisherman girl was an upright and cheerful person, and when she saw Zhang Cambodia's request to tell another story, she looked at Zhang Cambodia from head to toe, guessing that the man in front of her might be a scholar, smiled in her heart, and then said to Zhang Cambodia: "Tell me another story about Mr. Mogu, you listen." ”

Zhang Cambodia clapped his hands and said, "Okay! ”

So, the fisherman girl told the story of Mr. Mogu—

Once upon a time, there was a tutor surnamed Xie, who recruited thirty or forty children to teach in the school. There is an unwritten rule in the mountain villages in this area that the children of peasant families must be invited to a small banquet by the parents of the year, regardless of the day. Of course, during the New Year's holidays, if the parents are willing, it is an exception to invite the husband to eat at home.

This unwritten rule is nothing more than the lack of culture in the mountain village, and the villagers are considerate of Mr. Hardwork, so as to express a little gratitude to the villagers. Over time, it becomes a rule.

This year, most of the students had already been treated, and only one of the poorest students remained, named Ah Fu. When it was almost the end of the semester, Mr. had not yet received the notice of Afu's parents' invitation. So he deliberately found a fault in the school to punish Ah Fu, and often used a ring ruler to beat Ah Fu bitterly.

Ah Fu was scared of the beating, and he didn't dare to go back to school, so he told his parents that Mr. often punished him.

Afuta's mother thought to herself: Did we not invite him to dinner, and the husband blamed him, and he couldn't take out his anger on his son? So, the couple discussed: poor or poor, this meal is indispensable no matter what.

On the second day, Ah Fu's mother called Ah Fu and told Mr. that he had agreed to invite him to his house for dinner tomorrow afternoon.

On the same day, Mr. changed his normal behavior and cared for Ah Fu's studies, and did not beat him.

Ah Fu went home and told his parents that his husband had not beaten him today, and his parents understood in their hearts and began to prepare tomorrow's wine and food.

On this day, after school, Mr. dressed up carefully and arrived home with Ah Fu. Ah Fu's parents received him warmly.

Ah Fu's mother thought: Ah Fu likes to eat chicken kidneys, and will share a table with Mr. Ah Fu doesn't know the level, so he chooses chicken kidneys to eat, which is too rude, it is better to pick them up in advance and give them to Ah Fu, so as not to laugh at Mr. We don't have a tutor.

So, Ah Fu's mother picked out the chicken kidneys and cut them, put them in a bowl, and served rice on them. Who knew that when the rice was served, this bowl of rice with chicken kidneys was mistakenly served to Mr.

Coincidentally, this Mr. Xie is also a person who likes to eat chicken kidneys, and when he was eating, he picked up the bottom of the bowl and found that the bottom of the bowl was full of chicken kidneys.

As he ate, he thought to himself: How does this sister-in-law know that I like to eat chicken kidneys, could it be that she means something to me?

While eating, he thought about what was wrong and glanced at Ah Fu's mother. I saw that she was about thirty years old, although she was a village woman, but she was born with a bit of beauty, and she was secretly happy in her heart. And Ah Fu's mother, in order to suffer less sin in the future, frequently persuaded Mr. to drink,

When Mr. Xie saw that she was so attentive, he felt that she had affection for him, so he was even more proud, and he was a little fluttering, only hindering her husband in front of him. Mr. Rice's appetite is great, just like eating delicacies from the mountains, and it is more delicious than any student's treat.

Since Mr. Xie ate this meal, he has never forgotten it in his heart and often reminisces about it alone. Pity him for wishful thinking, and he actually suffered from unrequited love.

The next day, as soon as Ah Fu returned to school, he immediately asked Ah Fu: "Does your mother have any instructions?" ”

Ah Fu knew what was going on in his heart, so he replied, "No." ”

On the third day, Mr. Xie asked Ah Fu again, and Ah Fu said no.

For several days, Mr. Xie asked Ah Fu like this, but Ah Fu still replied no. And these days, Mr. treats Ah Fu very well.

Ah Fu felt strange in his heart, and when he went home, he told his mother about his husband's questioning in the past few days. His mother also felt strange, but she couldn't think of a clue, and discussed it with her husband, what did it mean?

Ordinary men are particularly sensitive to other men's concern for their wives. Ah Fu's father thought: Could it be that this gentleman has evil thoughts? But thinking of his wife, she never leaves the house, and she is delicate and virtuous by nature, not the kind of person who attracts bees and butterflies. It was only on the day of the invitation that I met with my husband, and I was present again. In this way, the two of them searched for dry intestines, and they couldn't think of a reason.

Later, Ah Fu's mother remembered that on the day of the invitation, she mistakenly served the rice with chicken kidneys to her husband, and Ah Fu gave birth to a day by herself because she didn't eat chicken kidneys. She thought about it again, and Mr. Mo Fei wanted to get into trouble because of this, and had evil thoughts.

She recalled her husband's day, and a pair of eyes slipped around on her. Because he is a gentleman, he must be a knowledgeable person, so he is not wary. She told her husband about the idea.

When the husband heard this, he said, "If Mr. Guo sets up this evil fetus, he will be reading the books of the sages in vain." So the two discussed all night and came up with a plan. The first is to test whether Mr. really has such intentions, and if so, he decides to tease him mercilessly.

Early the next morning, Ah Fu's mother asked Ah Fu to tell Mr. that she wanted Mr. to come home tomorrow morning. Ah Fu told Mr. as his mother instructed.

When the gentleman heard this, he was overjoyed. At the end of school that night, it was announced that tomorrow would be closed. Ah Fu went home and told his parents that the teacher was like this. The husband and wife looked at each other and smiled, busy preparing everything, and "entertaining" Mr. tomorrow.

The next morning, Mr. Xie dressed up and came to Ah Fu's house. Ah Fu's mother pretended to treat him warmly, and Mr. Xie just wanted to say a few flirtatious words like "I miss him for a long time", but he heard someone knocking on the door.

Mr. Xie had a ghost in his heart, and he was so panicked that he didn't know what to do. Ah Fu's mother hurriedly changed a set of women's clothes to Mr. Xie quickly, and tied a headscarf for Mr. Xie, muttering: "Didn't his father say that he would go to buy piglets in the polder this morning?" Why did you come back so soon? While pushing him into the mill, he told him to push the mill and tell him not to make a noise.

Ah Fu's mother opened the door, and after glancing at her husband, she deliberately asked loudly: "Didn't you go to buy piglets while you were in the polder?" How did you come back so quickly. ”

His husband also raised his voice and said, "Don't mention it! I forgot to bring money this morning, and I came back halfway through, and I ran for half a day, and I died of thirst! After saying that, he went into the house, and when he heard the voice of Mogu, he asked, "Who is Mogu?" ”

When Mr. Xie heard that Ah Fu's father was coming home, he was already scared into a cold sweat, and he was grinding while paying attention to the movement outside. At this time, when I heard Ah Fu Dad ask who was pushing the mill, my heart almost jumped to my mouth. I secretly complained in my heart: "I've been frozen in water." ”

Mother Fu immediately replied, "Oh, your sister came to visit you as soon as you went out, and she is now grinding grain in the mill." ”

Only then did Mr. Xie put down his heart, and thought to himself: "This woman still has a conscience and is clever enough to help me cover it up, otherwise, once her husband finds out, I will not be able to live in this world." ”

He couldn't think about it at this time, so he just lowered his head and blindly pushed the grind, not daring to let the stone mill stop to cover up his own hiding. There is no way, now it is a lamb in the mouth of a tiger, and it is just to be slaughtered. He wholeheartedly hoped that Ah Fu Dad would go out as soon as possible so that he could get out. threw away all the thoughts of the romance and the mirror when he came.

At this time, I heard the ping-pong sound of the teacup again, and Ah Fu said, "Why didn't you boil tea this morning, hurry up and burn tea, I'm dying of thirst." ”

Ah Fu's mother hurriedly went to the kitchen to make tea, and after waiting for a while, the tea was ready. Ah Fu sat in the hall again, and drank tea slowly.

Ah Fu sat and didn't leave, like a leech stuck there. This time it was only bitter for Mr. Xie, he had never done such heavy work since he was born, he was only tired that his back and legs hurt, and he was panting like a cow, but he didn't dare to stop, let alone make a sound.

After about an hour, I heard Ah Fu Dad say that he was going to the field, and finally looked forward to him going out, and then he let out a long breath and stopped, and at this time, a load of rice had been grinded.

Mr. Xie hurriedly took off his turban, took off his women's clothes, and walked out of the mill. Seeing that Mr. Xie was sweating profusely and soaking wet, people were not like people, ghosts were not like ghosts, so she was amused in her heart, and hurriedly brought him a bowl of hot tea.

The sooner Mr. Xie got out at this time, the better, there was still in the mood to drink tea, and he was even more afraid that her husband would suddenly return. Hurriedly ran back to the school. It's ridiculous that he was excited when he came, and he was covered with cold sweat when he left.

After a while, Ah Fu told Mr. again, and his mother asked him to go to the house again, and Mr. said to Ah Fu angrily: "Have you finished eating the load of grain and rice at your house?" Ah Fu didn't know the details, and told his father and mother what Mr. said. When his parents heard this, they laughed so hard that tears flowed from their eyes. Ah Fu is young and ignorant. Seeing that my parents were funny, I also giggled along with him.