Chapter 666: Something is going to happen at Huangdukou
Because Huang Erlai is ugly and his family is poor, not only can he not marry a daughter-in-law, but he also becomes the object of ridicule by everyone.
And he himself is contaminated with some bad habits of being lazy and stealing, and it is inevitable that he will be looked down upon and bullied.
In his memory, no one regarded him as a human being, because it often happened that he was shaved by someone along a piece of court card and a fritter.
When the monkey asked for a bowl of porridge and a plate of steamed buns for him, sat down at the table, and ate a meal seriously, for some unknown reason, he suddenly burst into tears. That teardrop fell right on the bun.
How could he, Huang Erlai, have eaten a meal like a human?
The bun is not big. Monkey and Zhuqing generally ate a bun in three to four bites, while Huang Erlai ate one in two bites, barely chewed, and swallowed it. After a while, a plate of steamed buns bottomed out.
The monkey said, "Boss, one more." ”
The boss looked at the monkey, and then at Huang Erlai, who seemed to be a little hesitant, and the monkey said, "Are you afraid that the guests will eat too much when you open a restaurant?" ”
The boss said, "Okay, another one." ”
Zhu Qing said: "Brother, eat slowly, this morning is enough." ”
Huang Erlai smiled embarrassedly, but the speed of eating couldn't slow down. The boss brought another bowl of porridge and a plate of steamed buns. The monkey pushed the porridge and buns in front of Huang Erlai: "It's all yours." Let go of the belly and eat. ”
Huang Erlai agreed, "Hey, hey, hey", the speed of one bun for two mouthfuls did not decrease, and the wind swept away, and the second breakfast was also won.
The monkey said, "Boy, have you eaten enough?" ”
Huang Erlai thought to himself, he was about to start suffering, and he didn't know how this old man was going to torture himself. It doesn't matter, anyway, if you're full, you can stand it with two hits.
He timidly looked at the monkey, and then at Zhuqing: "Eat...... Eaten. ”
Zhuqing said: "Why don't you leave when you're full?" ”
Huang Erlai said: "Go? You're not beating me anymore? ”
The monkey and Zhuqing looked at each other and couldn't help laughing: "Who said they were going to beat you?" What are you doing beating you? ”
Huang Erlai was a little embarrassed to say: "I wasn't ...... just now"
The monkey suddenly realized: "I know, no wonder your name is Huang Erlai, I can rely on you today, you can't care about a meal, and you still think about the ocean, right?" Well, count me unlucky, here you go! ”
A piece of ocean was sent to Huang Erlai.
Huang Erlai was scalded by boiling water, and he was frightened: "Uncle, ...... are you?" ”
The monkey said, "I'm also a poor bastard, there are only so many, don't regret it?" ”
Zhu Qing said, "Are you stupid? Don't take it yet! ”
Contrary to common sense!
The temptation of a piece of the ocean is too great, take it and take it, you won't kill me. Huang Erlai made up his mind, slowly stretched out his hand, and took over the ocean. Then he stood stunned, waiting for what he did not understand, but which must have been a heavy torture.
The monkey said with a puzzled face: "Hey, I said Huang Erlai, why don't you leave?" ”
Zhu Qing said: "If you don't go, we'll go." "I went to the boss to settle the bill, and the monkey went out of the hotel and into the street.
Today is the day of the fair, and there are more people on the street. The monkey and Zhuqing observed and found nothing unusual, so they left the market town and walked south.
The sun has risen, the temperature has risen, and the sky has started to heat up again. The monkey said, "Actually, we can not leave, find an inn to sleep in, and then leave at night." ”
Zhu Qing said, "Why don't we go to the next market town to rest." ”
The two were walking and talking, and suddenly a person jumped out of the roadside. The monkey reached for the gun, but retracted his hand. Standing in front of him was Huang Erlai.
Huang Erlai said: "Uncle, are you leaving like this?" ”
The monkey said, "Huang Erlai, what else do you want?" ”
Huang Erlai suddenly burst into tears, and then wiped his tears with his dirty hands.
The monkey looked at Zhuqing, and Zhuqing said, "Brother Erlai, what are you doing here?" We didn't bully you. ”
Huang Erlai sobbed and said, "Could it be that I met a nobleman?" ”
The monkey already knew Huang Erlai's thoughts at this time, and his heart couldn't help but be moved, people like Huang Erlai knew to be grateful. What is an ocean? It's worth it to be able to exchange a person's heart.
He said in a hoarse voice: "Boy, don't mess around on the streets, find something to make a living, and eat together." ”
Huang Erlai said: "I know uncle, I want to ask, where are you going?" ”
The monkey said, "Boy, why do you care about this?" ”
Huang Erlai said: "Uncle, if you are kind to me, I will tell you, there is a place where you must not go?" ”
The monkey suddenly became interested: "Boy, where can't you go?" ”
Huang Erlai said: "Don't go to my village. ”
The monkey and Zhuqing laughed, and the monkey said, "Afraid that we will go to your house for dinner?" ”
Huang Erlai said: "There are only two broken grass houses in my house, and I haven't been back for a long time. ”
Zhu Qing said: "What is your village called? ”
Huang Erlai said: "Huang Ferry." Anyway, don't go. ”
The monkey said, "We are going to the Yellow Ferry." You tell us why we can't go? ”
Huang Erlai said, "Oops." Don't go, there's going to be an accident there. ”
The monkey was curious: "Something happened?" What's going on? What's the matter with me? ”
Huang Erlai said: "What else can happen? It's just that the devil is coming to catch the eight roads. ”
The monkey said: "What should I do, if they want to come to arrest the Eighth Route Army, they will arrest it, and we are not the Eighth Route Army, what are you afraid of?" ”
Huang Erlai said: "Uncle, it's not what you said, they say it's to catch the eight roads, but in fact, whether it's the eight roads or not, when you see someone, it's a 'gaba' shot." Several villages were almost wiped out by them. ”
The monkey looked scared: "The little devil of the dog day is so powerful?" Boy, you're a good person, and thanks to you telling us the news, if we hadn't let the ghost catch us, we'd have shot you!" ”
Huang Erlai said: "Who said it wasn't? ”
Zhu Qing said: "Brother Erlai, how did you know this news?" ”
Huang Erlai said: "This news is absolutely true, one of my brothers told me? ”
The monkey said, "Who is your brother, and how does he know about the devil?" ”
Huang Erlai said: "My brother is the boss of the Shucheng Beggar Gang, called Lu Dashou. He went to Yishui Town this morning to do errands, and made a special detour here to tell me the news. ”
The monkey said, "Even the boss of the beggar gang is still a beggar for food." It is impossible to tell him about the devil. ”
Huang Erlai said: "It's not the devil who told him, it's Shucheng who knows the news all over the street." ”
The monkey said, "You are a good boy, tell us such important news." You wait a moment now, and we'll talk about it. ”
The monkey said silently: "Sister, why did the devil release this news? ”
Zhu Qing said: "They went out several times, but we didn't show up, he thought we didn't know, so this time he made the news public, hoping that we would know that we were coming, and then arranged gunmen to shoot us with black guns." ”
The monkey said, "That's a reasonable analysis. Then we will go to Huangdu to meet this devil called Ma Gong. ”