Chapter 30 Genuine Sissy (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation)
"The Western Turkic True Pearl Tong was ordered by the Yehu Khan to come to the Tang Dynasty to marry the princess, and there was still a lack of some horses for the bride price, so he found the old man, five thousand good horses, it was really difficult to get together for a while, so I wanted to ask the great sage to help, I don't know ......"
The Dragon King of the West Sea and Wukong chatted all night, and they didn't even bring up the topic until now, which can be regarded as patient enough.
Xiang Gong heard this, but his heart flashed, it was really for this matter, but the Dragon King of the West Sea was so solemn, I am afraid it was not as simple as just for this matter.
Xiang Gong didn't dare to leak the edge too much, the so-called wise man was foolish, so he didn't mention it.
Wukong didn't have that thought, and immediately said: "The old dragon is confused, and I don't have a horse!" ”
Xiang Gong smiled, people didn't say that they wanted a horse with you, if you guessed correctly, they should want you......
Tame the dragon foal!
The first thing Xiang Gong thought of was the few words that the people in black had mentioned when taming the dragon foal.
"The horses ran away with it......
Obviously, the dragon foal has the nature of a horse king, and has a super ability to collect and command the horses, if the dragon king of the West Sea wants to gather five thousand horses in a short period of time, taming the dragon foal is definitely the best way.
Sure enough, the Dragon King of the West Sea did not delay any longer.
"The old man has already made an appointment with the nine-headed insect nephew, and he will arrive today, I didn't expect the great sage to be here, God really helps me, the old man is cheeky, and I implore the great sage to help, work together to tame the dragon horse, and hope that the great sage will be fulfilled."
The Dragon King of the West Sea said so, can Wukong still not understand what he means? Xiang Gong couldn't help but admire the scheming of the Dragon King of the West Sea.
may have thought about inviting Wukong to help him tame the dragon foal, Wukong and the Dragon King of the West Sea already have a relationship, the old acquaintance is so sincere to invite, how can Wukong push it.
Sure enough, I saw that Wukong was about to say yes, but at this moment, I heard a voice like a broken gong coming in from outside the door, and he even pinched his throat to speak.
"Does Uncle Ao look down on Jiu'er? There are nine children, how can you still use such miscellaneous helpers? If you don't mess with me, I'll be content. ”
Xiang Gong sneered, Jiu'er? According to the meaning of the Dragon King of the West Sea, it should be a nine-headed insect, is the nine-headed insect also a woman?
Thinking about it, Xiang Gong turned his head to look, what would this disgusting monster look like in the mortal version of Journey to the West?
The moment the nine-headed insect appeared, Xiang Gong's wind was messy.
The voice is already extremely annoying, but when he entered the door, it made Xiang Gong so disgusted that he wanted to vomit, big man, not to mention wearing red and green, he even applied powder, especially when he saw the orchid finger of the door......
No, let's spit out for a while. Xiang Gong turned his head away and looked disgusted.
"Third sister, the hydra thinks you are too tight!" When the nine-headed insect saw the pretty face of the little white dragon, he was already dizzy, how could he care if Xiang Gong didn't vomit.
The little white dragon immediately turned his face, pretending not to see or hear, his cold face was like an iceberg, and at the end of his sight, it was Xiang Gong who was busy patting his chest and vomiting, and the little white dragon actually raised the corners of his mouth.
The nine-headed insect is also sensitive enough, and immediately looked at Xiang Gong, Xiang Gong's back was cold, and he turned his head, just in time to see the nine-headed insect's eyes full of disgust and resentment.
I was really shot while lying down, and I didn't care much about you, why did you have this look?
Xiang Gong pursed his lips, rolled his eyes, rolled his eyes, and said in a serious tone of the nine-headed insect: "Look at what I'm doing, I don't think about you!" ”
"You ......" The nine-headed insect stretched out his hand, pinched his orchid finger, pointed at Xiang Gong's nose, and was speechless with anger.
Xiang Gong felt sick again, why did he meet a woman dressed as a man yesterday, mistaken for a sissy, and today he really came to a genuine sissy to make him disgusting, retribution!
"I'm sorry everyone, I didn't sleep all night last night, and I felt a little uncomfortable...... ...... vomit," Xiang Gong said solemnly, and the Dragon King of the West Sea frowned slightly.
It's no wonder that Xiang Gong's reason is too extreme, and anyone who can play a fake show can see that it's fake, can't it be tactful? Xiang Gong said no.
"Hehe......" The little white dragon hadn't said a word since he entered the door, and when he saw Xiang Gong's disgusting nine-headed worm at this moment, he couldn't help laughing.
Xiang Gong peeked at it, although Xiao Bailong was wearing men's clothes, he was still smiling like a flower, and he couldn't help but be a little stunned.
The nine-headed insect looked at Xiang Gong and the little white dragon, his old face was blue and red for a while, obviously the reincarnation of the first Buddha and the ascension of the second Buddha to heaven, but he couldn't refute half a sentence, people didn't sleep well, did they?
The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while, and the Dragon King of the West Sea hurriedly came forward to reconcile.
"Nine-headed insect virtuous nephew, please sit down, it's really a little tighter this time, in order to be foolproof, the old man invited the great sage to help."
"Great Sage? Hmph, I haven't heard of it, those stinky and shameless learners' dramas, I don't even want to see them! The nine-headed insect muttered openly and sarcastically, and Xiang Gong couldn't help but be angry.
The Dragon King of the West Sea was obviously afraid of ruining his good deeds, so he hurriedly helped the nine-headed insect wipe his buttocks, "The virtuous nephew is still young, I'm afraid I haven't heard of the name of the Monkey King, don't be weird!" ”
It's a pity that after all, he still didn't say the first half of the sentence for Xiang Gong, Xiang Gong understood that in the eyes of the Dragon King of the West Sea, he was not something worth maintaining.
It doesn't matter, it's just money, as long as you want to, you can surpass you in minutes without using a treasure bag, Xiang Gong is still very generous, and he won't be angry about being ignored like this.
"Wukong won't bother the old dragon, and will take his leave first." It's a pity that Wukong can't rub sand in his eyes, and there is really no need to put it in his eyes for a product like a nine-headed insect, stay away from the place of right and wrong, and go for the best plan, while talking, he stood up and pulled Xiang Gong to leave.
People are good at being bullied, horses are good at being ridden, and Xiang Gong and Wukong's forbearance has achieved the arrogance and pride of the nine-headed insect.
"Yo, then go slowly, don't send it, anyway, things like taming dragon horses, small characters like you can't help much, and if you go, I won't have to worry about accommodating you."
The nine-headed insect said in a strange manner, Xiao Bailong's brows had already wrinkled tightly, and Xiang Gong, the person concerned, was naturally even more angry.
Wukong doesn't care about it, because he is afraid of seeing the same knowledge as the nine-headed insect, and he will lose his share in front of his old acquaintance, the Dragon King of the West Sea, but Wukong is afraid, Xiang Gong is not afraid, anyway, it will definitely not be himself.
"Yo, Longju, I hear that people are so scared, if it doesn't work, I have to sit again, I'm scared to death, dizzy!" Xiang Gong learned the tone of a nine-headed insect very well.
When the nine-headed insect heard this, a cold light flashed in his eyes, the roots of his teeth were bitten, and the yin owl said: "Then be careful, I'm afraid that if I mention it for a while, I will scare you to death!" Hum! ”
Oh, Xiang Gong was speechless, endure and endure, after all, he can't escape the end of being provoked, the ancients said well, if you can endure it, you can bear it, if you can't bear it, just fuck it, I bought a watch last year!
Of course, it is definitely the most unwise choice to clash face-to-face with a sissy like the hydra, and the effect is absolutely the same as the shrew competition and scolding the street.
Rather than that, it's better to ......