Chapter 348: Whatever You Want
Dong Ce returned to the school, saw the overturned offering table in the front hall and the white rice fragrant ash all over the ground, shook his head and sighed, first took Xiaohu in and continued to gnaw bones for it, Xiaopi jumped off his shoulder without commanding, holding an offering fruit and eating it with relish.
Dong Ce could only take a broom to clean by himself.
Before the New Year, the family is being robbed, is this a sign of something?
Even Dong Ce, who doesn't believe in fate, feels that next year will definitely be even more unlucky.
Picking up the offering table and placing the empty copper incense burner, Dong Ce cleaned the ground neatly, and was about to close the door and then go to the kitchen to get some rice and put it in the incense burner, but before the door was closed, it was pushed open from the outside.
Dong Ce saw that it was Fang Shuwei and a female thief, so he said angrily: "If you don't hand her over to the government, what are you bringing her back for?" ”
"There's no one in the yamen now." Fang Shuwei said, then handed the portrait of Mr. Du with the broken frame to Dong Ce and said, "You forgot this painting." ”
"This is evidence!" Dong Ce was almost speechless.
Fang Shuwei immediately blushed when she heard this, but she still said stubbornly: "I naturally know, but now there is no one in the Yamen, you keep it first." ”
Dong Ce reluctantly took the painting, and glanced at the frightened female thief, and the other party Shuwei asked, "Then what are you going to do with her?" Planning to watch her for the night? ”
Dong Ce has no place to hold prisoners here, whether it is doors, windows, or even roofs, they can be broken and escaped at will, and if they are only tied with ropes, it is also risky for no one to watch.
Before Fang Shuwei could speak, the female thief suddenly knelt down with a "poof", and pleaded again and again: "The slave family knows that it is wrong, beg the old lady to let the slave family go, the slave family will never dare again!" ”
Fang Shuwei was unmoved, because she didn't know how many times she had seen such a scene, but she had never seen it before!
"Brother Dong, don't listen to her!" Fang Shuwei reminded.
Dong Ce sneered: "You still need to say that if you let her go now, she will scold you for being stupid when you turn around." ”
Fang Shuwei was speechless for a moment, and then she remembered who Brother Dong was, his heart was so black that he was boundless, how could he feel pity because the other party was a woman.
"No, the slave family will never say anything, and the slave family is also forced to do so, because the elderly father of the family is sick in bed and dying, the slave family is like getting some money to buy medicine and go back to treat his old man!" The female thief is pitiful, and she can't stop crying.
"This play is ......" Dong Ce shook his head and said: "I can't see tears after crying for a long time, with your lame acting skills, I don't deserve to lift shoes for my Yiyuan drama, do you want me to teach you?" ”
"Yes, I'm going to take it as true, you give us your old father's address, and when we send you to the yamen, we will take care of your old father when we turn around, okay?" Fang Shuwei is not stupid on this issue!
In fact, Fang Shuwei is really not stupid, but her knowledge is limited, and she has no city government and scheming, if she faces someone like Dong Ce, how can she not be played around?
The female thief was speechless, in the face of these two people, the man didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and the woman had no sympathy at all, which was completely different from the fools she had met before!
Dong Ce picked up the painting, checked the picture up and down, and after making sure that it was not damaged, he smiled lightly: "Now my oil painting fakes have begun to be sold in Beijing, and a ten-beautiful picture that is not enough to copy my three successes has actually been sold for ten taels of silver, although it is ironic, my grandfather's portrait is not as attractive as the ten beautiful pictures, but after all, it is a genuine work, and the price will definitely not be worse than the ten-beautiful fake, say, how much do you plan to sell?" ”
The female thief was stunned, and subconsciously lowered her head and did not dare to answer.
"If you can answer my question well, you will let you go!"
Hearing Dong Ce's words, the female thief suddenly raised her head, grabbed before Fang Shuwei spoke, and said hurriedly: "Thirty taels!" ”
Fang Shuwei was stunned, she didn't expect that the paintings that Brother Dong casually spent a few days making were so valuable, so even if he didn't do anything, just painting, wouldn't he have to worry for the rest of his life?
"Now it's thirty taels, and then it's a tsk...... I wonder how the Bimona Lisa will be after a thousand years? Dong Ce smiled, he wanted to remove the damaged frame, but after thinking about it, this is evidence, let's keep it for the time being.
"I don't care, you can decide for yourself." After talking to Fang Shuwei, Dong Ce took the painting and walked inside.
"Didn't you say that the slave family was released?" The female thief was in a hurry.
Dong Ce paused, and said lightly: "Yes, I did let you go, but now it is she who arrests you, and it has nothing to do with me." ”
The female thief was suddenly stupid, she had seen a shameless one, but she had never seen such a superb product.
Fang Shuwei didn't give the female thief time to be in a daze, grabbed her and brought her into the courtyard, and then imprisoned her in the firewood room in the backyard, tied the female thief's hands and feet to death, and didn't forget to threaten: "If you can escape, just try, but I tell you in advance, if Brother Dong and I are not present, if you encounter that tiger alone, we can't control the consequences!" ”
Fang Shuwei smiled slightly, walked out of the firewood room, and then took two bells and hung them on the doors and windows.
When Fang Shuwei returned to the patio and saw that Dong Ce was already sitting at the table drinking, she went over to serve two bowls of rice and said, "Being able to run so far in such a short time shows how fast this female thief is, she is by no means an ordinary person, Wei'er is worried, she is more than one person!" ”
"Hmm." Dong Ce put down his wine glass and said: "I won't lock Xiaohu in the room tonight, and Xiaopi will also be released, this little guy likes to grin when he meets strangers, and with them as a warning, we can relax a lot." ”
After that, he picked up the chopsticks and put a piece of roast suckling pig into his mouth, chewed it a few times, and felt good, there was no smell of uncastrated adult pigs, but what surprised him was Fang Shuwei's cooking skills, she could even do this, and the taste was really good, and she did earn money if she wanted to marry her!
The two had a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, Fang Shuwei packed up most of the remaining dishes into the kitchen, now the weather is cold, you can keep it fresh anywhere, but for Dong Ce, eating overnight dinner at the beginning of the new year, I always feel strange in my heart.
After eating and drinking, Dong Ce walked around the courtyard, and went back to the room after half a pillar of incense.
After Fang Shuwei cleaned up, she took a shower before dark, and then went to Dong Ce's room fragrantly.
"Brother Dong, aren't you bathing?" Fang Shuwei asked as she brushed her wet hair.
Dong Ce leaned on the couch, holding a book, and shook his head slightly when he heard the words: "Don't worry." ”
The accomplices of the female thief are likely to come at night, and it is indispensable to sweat after a fight, and now they are washed, and it is better to wash them later.
Fang Shuwei walked into Dong Ce and asked curiously, "What is Brother Dong looking at?" ”
Dong Ce suddenly smelled a pungent body fragrance, and couldn't help but raise his eyes to look at Fang Shuwei, and noticed that after this girl bathed, from her face to her slender neck, her delicate skin was white and red, and the lively beauty came out of the bath, and suddenly her heart moved, and suddenly grabbed Fang Shuwei's little hand, pulled her into her arms, and said: "The little girl is so tempting that she doesn't know the severity, do you want me to teach you how to make people!" ”
"Brother Dong!" Fang Shuwei's face turned even redder, and she said shyly and with some panic: "Didn't you say that you will do it again after getting married!" ”
"There are some things, it doesn't matter if you don't get married!" After that, Dong Ce's knife mouth had already kissed the pink little lips.
For a long time, her lips were separated, and Fang Shuwei, who was pillowed on Dong Ce's lap, her full chest rose and fell violently, panting and moaning, her obsessive eyes stared at Dong Ce, and as the wide sleeves slid down, her white lotus arms were exposed, wrapped around Dong Ce's neck like a snake.
Exhaled like a child, like a child who didn't want to be weaned yet, she gasped: "Wei'er still needs to ......" (to be continued.) )