Chapter 145: The Translator (Another Capricious Chapter Before Putting It on the Shelf)
Subtitle of this chapter: Let me show you what a real flow of nonsense is
In the 21st century, Yuan Hongjian had a problem, which was later called "chopping hand disease", and the scientific name was "zero syndrome when swiping a card". The symptoms of pen, fun and www.biquge.info are that you can't keep money in your pocket, and your credit card won't be finished until you run out.
In fact, looking at the extravagant lifestyle of his great-great-uncle and grandfather, and his great-grandfather's bold investment methods, maybe this is a genetic disease that has been in their trenches for generations.
So after John McCall left, he looked at the B coin that was rising little by little, and his heart itched.
He immediately made up his mind, this is too uncomfortable, even worse than the wound in his mouth, I have to spend these B coins!
Thinking of spending money, our Master Yuan had a flash of inspiration in his mind.
"Master ball, under the general item of English and American literature, it only costs ten B coins to be randomly selected once, right?"
"Host, that's right."
"Master Ball, then give me a random draw."
"Host, are you sure?"
"Master Ball, of course I'm sure, come on."
"Congratulations to the host for winning the ...... "Superman and Batman's Daily Life."
Yuan Yan took a look, oh, the first one was actually DC's fanfiction, and today's luck is really good.
LET ME SEE: CLARKE, WHO WAS DRESSED IN A SMALL RED KUKU, SMILED COQUETTISHLY AT THE OLD MAN IN A TIGHT LEATHER JACKET......
Spoil your master, flatter your mother!
"Master Ball, what the hell is this? What a spicy eye! Why would anyone write such filthy stuff???!!! ”
"Host, this is DC's rotten girl, and it also carries your favorite SM elements."
Our Master Yuan rubbed his eyes fiercely with his hands, and secretly said hatefully in his heart, this broken system must be deliberate!
Well, let's honestly follow the author's extraction. So what is good to smoke?
"Chocolate Love" is a romance novel...... That's definitely not going to be.
Detective novels like "The Case of Di Gong...... Nothing interesting.
By the way, didn't I create a "Strange Code Magazine" and asked the master of love to borrow a little money.
For a master like me, a small amount of money is a small thing, so ...... Of course, I won't pay it back. It's better to write a book to compensate him, and by the way, let him get this magazine up.
What to write about?
Horror Fiction ...... The pressure is too low, so it's better to leave it to the master who loves craftsmanship to write it himself.
Science fiction...... It's high, but there is no audience now, and I still need to cultivate a readership.
Then come to this fantasy novel...... When it comes to fantasy novels, there's nothing to think about, and that's it!
But there's a problem with writing this book.
"Master Ball, I want to ask you something. Do you have a follow-up to the book published after 2017? ”
"Host, no. It's until the Qingming Festival you cross. ”
"Oops, Master Ball. So, if there is a book that is not finished, I will not be able to copy it...... By the way, you can't see it anymore, huh? ”
"Yes, host."
In this way, it is very likely that I will be a ...... when I copy this book What's that?
Yuan Yanqian, who cherishes her character very much, is in a dilemma.
First of all, this book is really good, especially for British and American readers, there is no dyslexia at all.
Secondly, in addition to the fact that the characters are a bit radical, the book has no sense of disobedience at all in 1920.
Finally, I was about to take the Black Bull Cow, this book is actually a fantasy version of ancient British history, doesn't it complement each other, and it seems that I know Britain very well.
The only drawback is that I can only write the first five volumes, and I don't think I have the pen and effort to write the last two volumes. I'm sure I'll be scolded for that.
After thinking about it for a long time, our Master Yuan thought about his character again, looked at the draw list of the master ball, and finally decided to give up.
Because he found his conscience...... Well, there aren't enough B coins.
Heck, how can this old guy write so many books, there are several fantasy works alone.
The host, known as "Tolkien of the United States" and "Hemingway of the New Century", is also a frequent visitor to the Nebula Award, the Hugo Award and the Locus Award, and of course there are many works. (note 1)
Therefore, Yuan Yanqian had to think of other ways.
He suddenly shook his body, and subconsciously raised his fist and smashed his head hard.
Oops, why am I so stupid, I actually went deep into Baoshan without knowing it. The broken system I carry is actually a ...... Translator ahh!!hh
Wouldn't it be Chinese if I were to translate "Capital" and "The Complete Works of Marnere" into ......
"Pickup pickup."
Well, even if you are anonymous, do you still have to worry about B coins in this life?
"Master Ball ......"
"Don't ask, host. The Political Economy translation function is not available at this time. ”
This broken system must be deliberate!
"Well, literature can be translated, right?"
"Yes."
Hearing this, our Master Yuan suddenly came up with countless literary works that the working people of Seris liked to see, such as "Golden ......", "Meat ......", and "Pig ............
No, the working people of the United States in 1920 couldn't, and they couldn't accept this kind of fiction at the moment. And translating these books, I became a fiction writer like DH Lawrence, how can this be an ambassador for cultural exchange between China and the United States?
Forget it, let's honestly translate ancient Chinese fantasy novels.
"Journey to the West" ...... It was originally good, but in the later life, it was messed up by a bunch of guys and made it impossible to force it at all.
So there's nothing more to say, so let's do it.
"Master Ball, how much does it cost to translate existing works?"
"Host, if you don't have a ready-made translation, it will cost 5,000B coins, and if you have one, it will only cost 1,000B coins."
"Master Ball, then I'll translate this book into English. By the way, translate it into that gentleman's version. (note 2...... Of course, it's all in the author's testimonial. Please get used to it. )
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Note 1: The Hugo Award is awarded by the World Science Fiction Association, officially known as the "Science Fiction Achievement Award", and is known as the Nobel Prize in the science fiction world. The Nebula Award is an award established by the American Society of Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers, known as the Oscars of science fiction. These two are collectively known as the "Double Awards".
If a novel wins a "double award" at the same time, it marks that it has undoubtedly entered the palace of classic works.
The Locus Award is actually a precursor to the Hugo Awards, which is a suggestion and recommendation for the voters of the Hugo Awards.
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PS。 Promise the Heavenly Demon Heirs that there will be no such chapters after they are put on the shelves.
A few days ago, I saw someone say that Murong wrote nonsense. I wrote this chapter to let you know what a real crap stream is.
Now the patients should understand that in fact, this broken book is not so "watery".