It is said that Huang's mother let the monkey toss, and said again and again: "I can't stand it, I can't stand it." ”

On another look, the monkey was asleep. He was snoring, and the corners of his mouth were drooling. Huang's mother was anxious: "Dad, I can't sleep, we still have something." ”

The monkey opened his eyes: "You called Dad, and it's fine." Let's go, I'm going to sleep. ”

Huang's mother said, "I can't sleep! What the devil has given us, haven't done it yet? ”

The monkey jumped up: "The devil's thing? Aren't you called the Imperial Army? Why are you called a devil? I told the Imperial Army to go. ”

Huang's mother was frightened, and "snapped" and slapped herself: "My stinky mouth!" It's the Imperial Army, and the things that the Imperial Army has given us haven't been done yet? ”

The monkey was so happy when he saw Mother Huang sucking her mouth. But he still pretended to be afraid: "What's the matter with the Imperial Army?" ”

Huang's mother said, "The imperial army wants me to train you, and you have to participate in tonight's event." Bad training is a matter of losing your head. ”

"Lose your head?" The monkey shouted: "I let you die in the pit, you lost your head, you are still playing with me, aren't you a pit man?" ”

Huang's mother said: "Don't worry, don't worry, it's still too late." You come with me. ”

Mother Huang took the monkey out of the room and into the hall. Huang's mother pointed to the center of the hall and said, "There will be a table here tonight, and there will be seven or eight people eating here." You're in charge of serving the food, but you can't bring it here. ”

The monkey said, "Where is the dish served?" ”

Huang's mother said, "You come with me." Mother Huang took the monkey to the aisle and said, "There will also be a table here, and you will be fine if you bring the food to this table." ”

The monkey said, "It's time to go to sleep?" ”

Huang's mother said, "Do you want to die? ”

The monkey said, "I don't want to die." ”

Huang's mother said, "I don't want to die, just stand here." Stand like this. The head is a little lower, the eyes are on the tips of your toes, and the hands are on your stomach, the left hand is down, and the right hand is up. Notice, eyes on the table, someone calls you, go over immediately. Come, stand here and show me. ”

The monkey stood pretending.

Huang's mother said, "Hey! Not bad. Something like that. The girl is really a smart child. ”

The monkey said, "Daddy!" ”

Huang's mother said, "You're here again." ”

The monkey said, "If you don't bark, I won't play." ”

Huang's mother said, "Okay, Dad! He scolded in his heart: "Little slut, when this matter is over, see how I clean you up!" ”

The monkey said, "Don't play, you're scolding me in your heart!" ”

Huang's mother said, "No, I praise you in my heart." ”

The monkey said, "Say in your heart, 'See how I clean you up in the future.'" ”

Huang's mother said, "Hey! God! Let's stop, hold on. You stand again. ”

The monkey stood again. Huang's mother: "Okay, that's it. Now, let's practice walking. ”

The monkey said, "You're going to toss me, and you'll have to practice walking." ”

Huang's mother said, "Aren't you going to serve food?" They finish the food and put it on the table at the other end of the aisle, and you bring the food from that end and put it on the table at this end, isn't there still twenty or thirty steps to go in between? Now let's practice walking. ”

The monkey said, "Who can't walk?" Walk over and be. ”

Huang's mother said, "Go like that, click, and your head will be gone." Walk like this, walk in a straight line with both feet, no more than three inches from the front heel to the back toe, walk fast, no sound under the feet, and no upper body movement. It looks like a cloud is floating. I'll show you a few steps. ”

Mama Huang twisted her fat ass and walked around the hall.

Monkey: "One more time." ”

Huang's mother is gone again.

The monkey said, "One more time." ”

Huang's mother is gone again.

The monkey said, "One more time." ”

Huang's mother gasped a little roughly: "You practice, the main thing is that you can walk." ”

The monkey said, "If you go one more time, I'll be there." ”

Huang's mother gasped and walked again. The monkey said, "I will." ”

Huang's mother said, "Let's go and let me see." ”

The monkey used a little bit of internal strength, the body kept balanced, the feet were small steps and fast walking, calm as a rock, light as a swallow, smooth and uniform footwork, straight as flowing water!

Huang's mother looked straight, and it took a long time to remember to applaud: "Good, good!" It's beautiful. ”

The monkey said, "Is it pretty?"

Huang's mother said, "It's beautiful." ”

The monkey said, "Daddy!" ”

Huang's mother said, "Dad!" It's much easier to say, and it's not awkward at all.

The monkey said, "I'll practice it again for yelling at you." Trying, he walked down the hall again. Of course, it's better than what you just walked on.

Huang's mother was about to applaud, when suddenly, the monkey "clanged" and fell. Shouted: "Oh my, oops, it hurts!" ”

Huang's mother panicked and hurriedly ran over: "Father, don't have an accident at this time!" So saying, he went to get the monkey's feet.

The monkey was really frightened, and hurriedly hid his feet under his buttocks: "What are you doing?" Do? ”

Huang's mother said, "I look at your feet, have you broken it?" ”

The monkey smiled and said, "I'm pretending!" ”

Huang's mother said, "Is it really okay? ”

The monkey got up and jumped a few times: "Look, it's okay. ”

Huang's mother felt frightened all over her body: "Ouch, Dad, you scared me to death" suddenly slapped herself again, "I'm cheap!" It's easy to call Dad. ”

The monkey sat down on the floor again and beckoned to Mother Huang. Mother Huang lifted her big ass and sat over. The monkey pouted and said, "You bully me!" ”

Huang's mother said, "How dare I? I'm called Dad, you don't bully me. ”

The monkey said, "There are so many people in Cuiyun Pavilion, why do you just let me suffer this sin?" Huang's mother said: "You are chosen by the imperial army, and it is your glory." ”

The monkey said, "No, it's because I am a country girl, and I have just arrived, and I am the youngest, so I was bullied." ”

Huang's mother said, "No, no. They want to do this, but the imperial army doesn't want it. ”

The monkey said, "Why? ”

Huang's mother said: "The imperial army thinks they are dirty! ”

The monkey said, "Dirty? What do you mean? ”

Huang's mother said, "Hi! What is not dirty in this business? ”

The monkey pretended to be crazy and stupid again: "Nonsense, they are cleanly washed, and there is no dust at all." Much cleaner than me. ”

Huang's mother said, "How can I tell you? How can they not be dirty when they are bitches, thousands of people pounding thousands of grasses? ”

The monkey covered his face and shouted, "You are shameless, and you speak village dialect again." ”

Huang's mother laughed, giggled, and said after laughing, "What a child." ”

The monkey said, "So you bullied me, and laughed when you were done." ”

Huang's mother said: "I really didn't bully you, I just see that you are ignorant, blame the pitiful." ”

Mother Huang put away her smile and sighed: "In this world, if you don't prosper, you won't be ashamed." Can an official be an official? Can you make money by doing business? We women want to have a face and live a good life? ”

The monkey looked dazed, this time it was really dazed. Because he had never heard of anyone dissecting life like this. He said: "To be a woman, you have to be shameless? ”

Huang's mother said, "Yes." How much is a pound worth of a face? For example, when we are bitches, we eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, wear silk and satin, and we have men to accompany us every day. Isn't it better than workmanship? Isn't it better than farming? Isn't it better than those carpenters, blacksmiths, and bricklayers? Woman, I owe myself too much not to be a bitch. ”

The monkey said, "My mother said that girls can't learn bad." ”

This time, Huang's mother fell on the floor and laughed, and it took a long time to come back to her senses: "Ouch mom, I'm laughing to death." ”

The monkey said, "You are bad, laugh at me!" ”

Huang's mother said: "I laughed at your mother for letting people deceive her, and now she is lying to you again." ”

The monkey said, "Nonsense, how could my mother lie to me!" ”

Huang's mother said: "Those shameless, good and bad nonsense are all made up by those who are officials, rich, and learned people to deceive people." In fact, they do all the bad things. I started being a bitch when I was fourteen, and it's been Chinese New Year's Eve years, and not a single farmer or worker has come to prostitute me. My prostitutes are all officials, rich and learned people! ”

The monkey didn't know what to say. Huang's mother has nothing to say.

Suddenly, two bird calls came from the street outside: "Starling! Mynah! ”

The monkey immediately clenched his hands into empty fists, gagged them in his mouth, and let out two bird calls: "Starling! Mynah! Then he smiled: "Is it fun?" ”

Huang's mother suddenly burst into tears: "Dad! Don't take your mother's words seriously! ”