Chapter 69: Three Bottles of Wine (The Holiday Is Coming to an End)
Chapter subtitle: A bottle in the knee
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"Listeners, let's explain the rules again, only one side can throw a bottle of wine after drinking it, and only after the bottle hits the ground can it move forward, so in fact, one side can throw more bottles as long as it drinks fast......"
"I don't know why, but these rules give me a subtle feeling, as if I've read about ...... somewhere"
Lieutenant Colonel Alexander shook hands with Mr. Yuan, then turned and walked to their respective starting positions. Mr. Lieutenant Colonel walked very calmly, and our Neo waved around with a smile on his face, and he waved at me. Come on, Mr. Yuan. ”
"Now they've arrived at the starting point. Colonel Nomura raised his starting pistol......"
"Phew!"
"Listeners, did you hear that? The starting gun sounds, the exciting moment arrives, and the duel officially begins! ”
"They opened the first bottle of whiskey almost at the same time. You should know that these 24 bottles of whisky are all standard 700ml bottles, and the alcohol content is over 40, which means that one bottle contains 280ml of alcohol! ”
Mr. Lieutenant Colonel and Mr. Yuan did not use their glasses, but directly picked up the wine bottle and drank it. I have to say that this way of drinking is a bit of a waste of such a quality of whiskey, and it also lacks some gentlemanly demeanor, but considering that they are engaged in a very serious and life-and-death duel, it is also a last resort for the sake of speed, so I can still understand them. ”
"Listeners, Lieutenant Colonel Alexander was the first to finish the first bottle, and he raised his hand. Colonel Nomura checked his bottle and it was indeed completely drunk. And Mr. Yuan had already handed over the bottle in his hand to his assistant. ”
"Mr. Lieutenant Colonel began to aim...... Throw, throw, throw! ”
"What a handsome pose...... What a beautiful parabola...... Oh my God, did you hit?! ”
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...... The bottle flew past Mr. Yuan's cheek...... It's just a little bit, it's really just a little bit! It seems that so far, luck is still on our side of NY. ”
"Okay, Mr. Yuan took the first bottle of wine from his assistant, and there was only a small sip left in it. He drank it all and raised his hand. Now it's his turn to throw ......"
"Listeners, Mr. Yuan threw out his first wine bottle...... Uh-huh, but his bottle was a little short of the target. It seems that Mr. Yuan is okay with drinking, but he is not very good at throwing, which is also understandable, after all, he is an intellectual, not a professional soldier like Lieutenant Colonel Alexander. ”
"Eight minutes into the match, both sides of the duel were drinking their second bottle. From my point of view, it seems that this time it is still Lieutenant Colonel Alexander who is faster...... Sure enough, he drank the second bottle first...... He raised his hand. ”
"Let's see which side luck is on this time, Mr. Lieutenant Colonel threw out the bottle...... nooooooooooo”
"Listeners, I have sad news for you. The second bottle hit Mr. Yuan in the chest, and he fell directly to the ground...... His assistant and dueling host now ran towards him...... By the way, many ladies in the audience fainted......"
"I repeat, in the second round Mr. Yuan was hit by Lieutenant Colonel Alexander, and it was directly in the chest, and we can see that his situation seems to be quite bad. Is this the end of this duel? ”
"He stood up! Got back on my feet!! Really got back on your feet!! ”
"Listeners, Mr. Yuan stood up with the help of his assistants. Although his face was not very good, he still waved around to signal that he was okay. Colonel Nomura also made a decision, and the duel would continue. ”
"As we have learned before, Mr. Yuan is really a person with an indomitable will!"
Mr. Yuan also drank the second bottle of wine, and raised his hand to signal that it was time for him to throw it away...... It's a pity that this time it almost hit Lieutenant Colonel Alexander. It's really three or four, or four, five, or five or six feet. ”
Anyway, both sides started drinking the third bottle. This time they all seem to have slowed down a bit. Don't forget, this is whiskey with an alcohol content of more than 40, and they all drank 1400 ml. ”
"Listeners, this duel has been going on for eighteen minutes, and Lieutenant Colonel Alexander and Mr. Yuan are drinking the third bottle of wine. Mr. Yuan's speed is very fast this time...... No, he's still maintaining his previous speed, so he's fast. ”
"Wow, this time the two of them raised their hands almost at the same time, let's see what Colonel Nomura said...... Mr. Yuan threw it first, and this time it was Mr. Yuan who threw it first! ”
Mr. Yuan threw ...... It's still a pity that this time it's a little higher, in fact, it's half a head or a head or two heads higher. ”
"Now it's Mr. Alexander's turn, and he threw ...... Oh my God, this time the bottle hit Mr. Yuan again...... Fortunately, it was Mr. Yuan's knee that hit him this time! ”
"Listeners, Mr. Yuan was hit by a wine bottle in his knee, and he jumped on the spot holding his feet, looking like it was in pain. We can imagine that it hurts indeed. ”
"But won't this affect the duel? There was no effect, and Mr. Yuan motioned for the duel to proceed. Wait a minute....... ”
Mr. Yuan called a timeout, and it was his only chance to take a timeout. Both sides of the duel walked to the sidelines, supported by their assistants. Well, it looks like Lieutenant Colonel Alexander is a bit of a boss, so it's no wonder they've already drunk three 700ml bottles of whiskey. ”
"Now let's rest for fifteen minutes. This is NYPR, and after the ad we continue to broadcast the Fort Myer Duel live for you. ”
"Listeners, your host Adam is back. And Lieutenant Colonel Alexander and Mr. Yuan also re-entered the field......"
"Well, Lieutenant Colonel Alexander's steps are a little unsteady, and his walk is a little swaying......"
"Hi, let's see Mr. Yuan's status...... It was unbelievable that he walked very calmly, as if he was not hurt at all, and as if he was not affected by alcohol at all, which was really, really, really, really......"
"I remember that Mr. Yuan once said that he was able to recover from sepsis all thanks to the thousands of years of Seris medicine, and he was also treated by a miracle doctor from China, Jinxiu-Wen. It is said that the miracle doctor is now the personal physician of many important people, including Mr. George Baker, who retired at the end of last year. ”
And Mr. Yuan also swore before the duel this time that he could easily win, because he usually took care of his body according to the medical principles of Seris, also known as Tian Ren He Yi. At the same time, he insists on taking U Jia Pi all year round, so his body has an incredible ability to recover. ”
"Listeners and friends, now it seems that he is not lying, the mysterious Oriental man really has a mysterious Oriental medical science!"