Chapter 441: The Well-Guarded Imperial Palace
The little old man wanted to reach out and fish, but where could he get it, he had long been washed away by the rushing river.
"What do you mean! Do you know how much work I wasted trying to make these two human skin masks? The little old man jumped on the shore and scolded.
Liu He glanced at the little old man coldly, "A few months ago, I just made a big fuss in Xuchang City, I advise you, if you dare to walk into Xuchang City with this human skin mask, you will be shot into hedgehogs by the officers and soldiers in an instant." ”
When the little old man heard this, he tore off his human skin mask without saying a word, and threw it into the river without feeling distressed at all, without even looking at it.
"Actually, it's not bad for you to become like me, at least you can die happily and not suffer from sin." Liu He looked at the human skin mask floating on the water and said faintly.
The little old man's scalp tingled for a while, and he remembered the words that the officers and soldiers who were teased by him along the way all gritted their teeth.
You old bastard must be cut with a thousand knives, so that you die without a place to be buried!
"Why don't we go to Xuchang to steal any dragon map," the little old man walked up to Liu He and squatted down, "I heard that Sun Quan has a night pearl in his hand, it's very big!" Let's go to Jiangdong and steal him. ”
Liu He glanced at him, didn't speak, lay on the grass by the river and looked at the sky in a daze, and couldn't stop sighing.
The little old man stood up abruptly and patted his ass on the soil, "Look at your cowardice!" Afraid of something, no matter how ruthless he Cao Cao is, can he beat Dong Zhuo ruthlessly? ”
Liu He seemed to remember something, sat up and asked, "You tell me the truth, did you steal Dong Zhuo's things back then?" ”
When the little old man heard this, he was anxious, "What do you mean?" Are you saying that I have wasted my name? Okay, boy, I'll show you today, and we'll go into the palace now! ”
"Now?" Liu He looked up at the sun in the sky, "It's just noon." ”
The little old man pouted, "What? Scared? Don't dare to go? ”
Liu He jumped up immediately, "Go and go, if you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury!" ”
finally blended into Xuchang City and came to the outside of the Imperial City, Liu He finally completely understood the sentence that impulse is the devil.
This time, the guards of the Xuchang Palace are much stricter than before, although this group of new Imperial City forbidden troops is far less powerful than the previous tiger and leopard cavalry, but they can't stand up to many people.
Three steps and one post, five steps and one sentry, it is simply a siege of the palace, and now I want to enter the palace, unless I have wings and fly in.
"Why don't we come back in the evening." Looking at the dense guards in front of the palace, Liu He whispered.
The little old man's neck stiffened, "If you say go in now, you have to go in now, are you farting when I speak!" ”
Liu He pointed to the defenders in front of the palace, "Look at this formation, even a fly can't fly in, can we two big living people get in?" ”
The little old man stretched out his hand, "Give me the map of the palace!" ”
In this public, how dare Liu He openly take out the palace map, isn't this looking for his own death, he covered the little old man's mouth, dragged him to a secluded alley, looked around for a long time, and then made sure that there was indeed no one around, and then carefully took out a palace map from his arms.
The little old man took the map, looked at it carefully for a while, pointed to a place on it and said, "Let's go, let's go here, you can see how to get there." ”
Liu He stepped forward to take a look, it turned out to be the southwest corner of the palace wall, but from the map, Liu He never saw any difference here.
Now, Liu He can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, he gritted his teeth and took the little old man to the southwest corner of the palace.
When he arrived at the place, Liu He was surprised to find that the defenders here were indeed much smaller than in other places.
He looked at the little old man with a smug face and said with a smile: "Okay, I didn't expect you to really have two hits." ”
Being praised by Liu He, the little old man was suddenly very happy, and couldn't wait to explain to Liu He: "Behind this city wall, is the imperial dining room in the palace, those people in the palace are used to extravagance on weekdays, and they have to waste a lot of things every day, there are more than a dozen cars pulling swill a day, not to mention the taste, and the defenders are not stupid, they are all hiding here." ”
Liu He was stunned for a moment, then mustered up the courage to ask, "You don't want me to hide in a swill bucket and mix in, do you?" ”
The little old man said with a disgusted face: "Why are you so disgusting? You can think of such a solution! ”
Liu He breathed a sigh of relief and looked up at the height of the city wall, "Okay, when the defenders change shifts, let's jump on the city wall." ”
The little old man looked at Liu He with eyes like an idiot, "That's what you did last time you came to the palace?" ”
Liu He nodded.
"Is it that as soon as you get on the city wall, many officers and soldiers rush out to chase you and cut you?"
Liu He nodded again.
The little old man didn't say a word, jumped high and gave Liu He the back of his head, "Then you don't have a long memory!" ”
He has always beaten others, how can there be times when others beat him?
Liu He covered the back of his head, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, but he remembered the last experience of the bloody battle in the Imperial City, so he had to be unwilling: "Then how do you say you should get in?" ”
The little old man mysteriously pointed to a pile of weeds under the city wall, "See, there must be a dog hole in that place." ”
Liu He looked carefully for a long time, but he didn't see where the dog hole the little old man said.
Looking at Liu He's suspicious look, the little old man said slowly: "In the homes of dignitaries, dogs are designated in the kitchen, let alone in the palace. ”
Liu He suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand, this is for fear that someone will come and steal things." ”
The little old man glanced at Liu He with disgust, "I really don't understand anything, as the old saying goes, the cook doesn't steal, the grain doesn't harvest, and the kitchen in a big place is still afraid of stealing?" Even the cooks themselves moved home! ”
Liu He frowned, "Then this dog ......"
The little old man squatted on the ground, took out a cigarette gun and lit it, took a few puffs, and looked helpless, "Hey, I knew that your kid was so heartless, I really shouldn't have agreed to come with you." What do you say this dog is for, of course, it is to test whether there is poison in the food, you are afraid of death, and the cook in the imperial dining room is not afraid of death, is it true that you want to try it yourself? ”
Liu He smiled: "How can I have the experience of your predecessors?" Gotcha, after smoking this bag of cigarettes, let's go down the dog hole together! ”
The little old man waved his hand again and again, "Don't go, don't go!" I've got to think about it, go with you stupid boy, get into a dog hole and lose someone, and then take my life. ”
Liu He said a lot of bad things, and he had enough good words, but the little old man was a king who ate the scales, and he was iron-hearted, squatting on the ground and saying that he would not move if he died.