Chapter 59: Mad God Interpretation
Niu Tou told endlessly that "Fengshen Bang" is an epic masterpiece that records the "Battle of the Deranged", but he still believes that he feels that Niu Tou's words are even more nonsense than the most unreliable scripts in modern society. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
If it were before he was reincarnated, he would definitely tell the screenwriter Niu Da with his eyes: 'Immediately, immediately, Ma You'er's go!' Don't follow me BB! ’
But now it's different, from reincarnation to the present, he has experienced too many unbelievable things, especially after just watching a '4D popular science movie', he has reached the realm of 'three views are ruined, doubting life', where do you dare to express your opinions casually.
He thought to himself: Unless Brother Niu's head was destroyed by the atomic bomb, the brain hole would not be so big. Look, it's 70% true.
"Brother Niu... You're too... It's a bit of...", he expressed his doubts in half.
The bull head also understands that this matter is indeed a bit strange for human beings. He understood Luo Xuan's skeptical attitude towards this matter, and even more pity the ignorance of a junior 'deranged person'.
Once upon a time, he was no less skeptical about this matter than Luo Xuan.
However, for Lao Niu, this is a good thing, and it is the existence of this spirit of questioning that provides him with the opportunity to "show off his wisdom".
Lao Niu was happy in his heart, but he comforted himself with the spirit of "being a good teacher" with the spirit of "pointing at thousands of people with horizontal eyebrows and cold fingers, bowing his head and being willing to be a son of a cow".
He posed across the table and recounted the mythical story that was both familiar and unfamiliar to Luo Xuan....
In other words, it was at the beginning of heaven and earth, and there was no perfect reincarnation system in the human world, and all reincarnation was running in a "pure and natural" way.
At that time, there were three primitive 'deranged people' who spied on the secret of reincarnation, and in order to master the whole method, they chose the Central Plains as a testing ground, recruited disciples in the name of 'cultivating immortals', and disguised the process of experimentation with 'cultivation'.
After accumulating experience for a long time, they explored a set of methods of "reincarnation of confusion", and defined this method as "the method of cultivating immortals".
The concepts familiar to human beings, such as the 'Three Treasures of Spirit, Qi and Spirit', 'Four Tribulations of Heaven and Earth, Thunder and Fire', and 'Five Qualities of Heaven, God, Earth, Man and Ghost' are all concepts and definitions summarized by their experiments.
Later, there were more and more people cultivating immortals, and the three primitive 'deranged people' changed from master to master, and then from master to master, and then from master to master, and finally became the sect leader. In this process, three "academic" forces were naturally formed.
At the end of the Shang Dynasty, the world was in turmoil, and among the three forces, some of the deranged people at the bottom joined different lineups for the sake of 'fame and fortune', and they became enemies.
Where there is opposition, there is fighting, where there is fighting, there is victory and defeat, and where there is victory and defeat, there are naturally grievances.
The victor is famous all over the world and glorifies the master. The loser is unwilling to fail, and seeks revenge from friends.
As a result, the contradictions between the three forces are like a snowball, getting bigger and deeper, and even if there are mountains of bones and rivers of blood, they can't solve this tangled and intertwined hatred.
The impact of this incident is getting bigger and bigger, and it finally alarms the master of the space to which the earth belongs.
In order to maintain the order of time and space, the Lord asked the three sect masters, that is, the three primordial deranged people who had spied on and mastered the 'Law of Reincarnation', to sign an agreement together.
This agreement stipulates the rules of reincarnation in the earth's space, and establishes the only reincarnation office, that is, the underworld, which is responsible for reincarnation, and the three religions are not allowed to interfere.
Only then did the Great War subside and the world returned to peace.
With this set of rules, there was no longer a large-scale 'war of the deranged'.
And that war and that agreement were interpreted by later generations as the story of "King Wu's Battle" and "Fengshen List".
After Niu Tou finished speaking, Ma Mian added mysteriously: "Let me tell you another gossip, it is said that Jiang Ziya is the incarnation of the master." ”
Listening to it endlessly, my eyes were about to pop out, this version of "Fengshen List" is too big, and it is simply a ghost story of a hybrid of science fiction and fantasy elements.
But looking at the two in front of him in the blink of an eye, he felt that there must be no upper limit to the nonsense in this world.
kept asking: "According to what you say, "Journey to the West" can also be regarded as a battle of the deranged?" ”
The horse's face snorted, looking a little disapproving.
He said: "The little thing recorded in "Journey to the West" is basically that a group of unlucky and deranged people with low ability and bad luck happened to be bumped into by a few poor cultivators, and they were easily handled, and the scale was too small to be considered a war at all. The things in it are basically made up, in order to meet the needs of religious promotion... You know..."
He sighed deeply, as a 'half monk', it was still embarrassing to hear this, so he had to divert the topic, he asked: "So, all the ghosts and gods recorded in myths and stories are deranged?" ”
The bull head shook his head and replied, "Yes and no." ”
He kept asking, "Is that really or not?" ”
The bull head said, "Not exactly. ”
Bu Xiu was a little impatient: "Then what are you explaining to the explanation!" ”
Niu Tou then said: "No one knows how big the universe is, and even at our level, there are still many things that cannot be explained. ”
"For example, the 'Juggernaut' I just talked about, he is a higher level than us, but we can't touch it."
"So, what I can answer you with my knowledge is that most of the descriptions of gods and spirits are actually manifestations of human ignorance, a narrow understanding of unknown life, phenomena and space."
"The ability to understand cannot satisfy the desire for knowledge, and in the end you can only justify yourself with fairies and ghosts."
The bull head put his arm around Ma Mian's shoulder, pointed to the light tree on the table, and said to him, "Aren't our brothers, this tree, and your abilities all living examples?" ”
"What the fuck!" I can't help but feel that at this time, only swear words can express his recognition of Niu Tou Ma Mian, this experience, and the truth of the universe: "Brother Niu's knowledge is too good!" Is there one more thing you'd like to ask? ”
"You're welcome, just ask, as long as my brother understands, I will definitely let you understand!" The bull head enjoys the most worship, flattery, and omniscient appearance.
"Does every deranged person have mana? Oh no, do they all have superpowers? ”
"Yes, there are, but each deranged person has different abilities, attributes, and powers. A spatial ability like yours, brother, is a rarity, as long as you practice diligently, your power is unlimited! ”
Endless ecstasy: The day is good, make a bad drama, get an actor, don't you want to be so shit lucky!
Although he was ecstatic in his heart, he still had to be a little reserved on his face, and asked, "Then the space that is unique to me is the big safe, which is also on the earth?" ”
The bull head shook his head and said, "That's actually a spatial gap. ”
"Space gaps?" "What's that?" ”
The bull head pointed to the green bricks laid on the ground and said, "This brick is like a different space, and the place where the bricks connect with the bricks is the space gap." It is the part of the entire universe that can only be used by a few people. ”
"This gap can be large or small, and when opened by the Deranged, it may also create an intersection with other spaces. Your spatial ability is to transfer objects into this spatial gap. There, time and space are relatively static, immortal, and cannot be reincarnated, which is commonly referred to as the Infernal Hell. ”
"Hey~" sighed endlessly.
"Brother Luo, what are you sighing for?" The bull head asked.
"Standing on top of the world, what you have is not glory, but loneliness. As a perfect young man with outstanding IQ, appearance, and ability, I am destined to be lonely and old... This mood... You don't understand..."The endless face is full of 'lonely and defeated' type of loneliness.
"Brother Luo!" The bull's voice is very powerful.
"Huh?" He turned his face sideways, and his cheeks were full of melancholy.
"You pretend to be B, I'll give you full marks!" The bull head said very seriously.
"Hey, a song of liver and intestines is broken, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world! My loneliness, the world does not understand. He said this sentence in a dramatic tone, and accompanied it with a very stage temperament of body movements.
The bull-headed horse glanced at each other, and at the same time said a sentence with a 'voice of his heart': This kid will be killed by lightning sooner or later!
"Brother Luo, have you played enough?" The horse-faced yin and yang interrupted the endless performance: "If you have enough performances, let's talk about business." ”
"Let's talk about it, if you leak so many heavenly machines to me, is there something to ask me?"