Chapter 20: Eight Married Widows and Lin Chong!
Gao Yanei even moved the little lady of herbal tea, and she didn't let go of it and was ready to rush home. Why did you bump into Tofu Shih Tzu before, but you didn't think about snatching it home?
After all, no matter how far you look at it, except for how old the tofu Shih Tzu is, everything is much better than the little lady of herbal tea, right?
Just now, because he was in a hurry, he didn't have time to use "Mysterious Perception Technique" to explore part of the situation of Tofu Shih. With this kind of question, he asked Gao Yanei to listen.
So, next, Gao Yanei explained to Zhu Zilong while walking with a tangled face.
It turned out that it was not that Gao Yanei was not moved, but that he had a lustful heart and no lustful courage.
Because Tofu Shih Tzu has a well-known nickname in the local area, eight married widows!
Don't look at her now that she is single, but there have been eight people who have been married before, and they have all hung up. As a result, everyone thinks that she is hard-working, not something that ordinary people can want. But all men whose lives are not hard enough are really moved by her heart and hands, and most of them will not live long.
One of the reasons for the formation of superstition is that small probability events occur frequently, so that small probability coincidental events are mistaken for the existence of objective laws. This is the case with the "Kefu" phenomenon, with a history of 5,000 years and billions of people in China, no matter how small a probability can happen.
Moreover, the Chinese are notoriously superstitious and have a heavy ideology, even in the modern 21st century, there are many people in the Chinese who are superstitious and ideological.
So, I don't know since when.
In ancient Chinese feudal times, there was a saying that when a man died, he blamed his spouse for the murder of the man, and such a woman was blamed for the death of Kefu.
For example, Xia Ji during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.
She is a stunner in the world who turns all beings upside down, she has the beauty of Li Ji and Xi Fei, and she also has the charm of Daji and Baoxi, Xia Ji has an improper relationship with Chen Linggong and other three monarchs in her life, so she is called "three generations of queens"!
She has been married seven times, also known as "Mrs. Seven"; Nine husbands died as a result of her legendary art of tonics, also known as the "Nine Widows". Nine poor brothers died. The gram word is "ten brothers", and the nine-gram girl is a little regretful and a little unsatisfied...... It is the first of its kind to open the legend of Kefu!
Princess Xian'an in the Tang Dynasty was even more fierce, and Xia Ji's husband died a lot, but only before he died, he had many years of love with her.
Princess Xian'an's husbands have never even kissed her mouth, she married one and died, and married one and died.
In the Tang Dynasty before the Song Dynasty, as well as in the history before that, there were countless women who married more, down to commoners, and up to princesses. Even in the current Song Dynasty, it is easy for a woman to remarry!
However, this refers to a normal remarriage. If you're a well-known Kefu Xiang, it's difficult.
And Tofu Shih Tzu is in Kaifeng City, and he is even more famous for being a super Kefu. Her previous eight husbands were all hung up before the round house. So much so that now, she has become an eight-married widow, but she is still a virgin and drunk.
It is said that the first husband was a baby since childhood, and the other party had just become an adult. On the way to prepare for the marriage with her, the robbers robbed and died halfway.
The second husband, who was a distant fellow villager, was drunk and fell into the river on the way home from the matchmaking ceremony and drowned.
The third term, the most outrageous. Jing Ran choked to death at home because the weather was too hot and drank boiled water.
The fourth, the son of the county order of Chuyang County, saw that she was young and widowed, and she looked good, and he didn't believe in evil and wanted to include her as a partial house. However, the wife of the family was jealous and crazy, and secretly drugged to poison the tofu Shih Tzu, but unexpectedly, the son drank it by mistake...... Poisoned and died.
The fifth is a scholar who has obtained a humanistic name, and he thinks he is a literary and opera star. The hard life can suppress the Kefu Xiang of Tofu Shih Tzu, and as a result, the blind date was opened, and a crazy carriage on the road was killed in less than three days.
The sixth is a cousin. But he was sick, and he died of illness before he could get married.
The seventh is a poor gangster in Kaifeng, who thinks that the gangster has a cheap life. And because of the sixth marriage of tofu Shih Tzu, there are still some family properties in some families. So some eyes are hot, and I want to get both people and money!
The so-called helpers were similar in ancient times, the first chapter of "The Words of the Golden Bottle": "The friends I met were also people who wiped their mouths and did not keep their duties." ”
The result, naturally, is obvious.
Even because I have been married a few times, I am afraid that I will not be able to marry in this life, so even the gangsters agreed to marry Tofu Shih Tzu after a little consideration. The other party thought that he was cheap, and he couldn't hold out for a few days. Just the day before the marriage, he died because of a gang scuffle!
The eighth and last marriage.
It was a marriage that everyone was slightly optimistic about, but that's it, Tofu Shih Tzu still couldn't hold on, and the day of the marriage cave room really came.
The last one was a prisoner, and on the night of the wedding, there were bandits who robbed the prison. The county magistrate hurriedly summoned people over, but the tolerance brother on the wedding night had just taken off his pants and let people take away the business.
I went and never came back. Died in the line of duty! Left a property, which is where Tofu Shih Tzu now lives when he opened his shop.
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Counting carefully, the eight husbands of Tofu Shih Tzu were robbed to death, drowned, choked by drinking water, poisoned to death, killed by carriages, died of illness, died of gang fighting, and died in the line of duty.
Every man dies the same, and in the end, she is still a virgin. It's simply the best in the world!
It's no wonder that Gao Yanei's eyes are colorful, but once he really touches the edges, he immediately has a colored heart and no color. At most, a few mouths will be slapped, and then it will run. Don't dare to fight the idea of tofu Shih Tzu at all!
Even Zhu Zilong, who didn't have the slightest superstitious thoughts, listened to it at this time, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
If you want to say that this super beauty is born with a life, he doesn't believe it. Even he has been stained with high-tech systematic light, superstition or something, he has never had it.
Small probability events, put in the thousands of years of history of China, which lacks everything, that is, there is no shortage of people, if you want to believe it as a myth, it will be really awesome.
In modern society, there are still people who have won the five million welfare lottery in three consecutive periods, and professional statistics say that such luck is only one in 10 billion. Different, did anyone do it?
Isn't it that I have been married eight times, and my eight husbands have not had time to be XXOO with her, so they hung up?
In this ancient time, when there was a shortage of soldiers, medicine was not developed, transportation was inconvenient, and the average life expectancy was only about 40 years old, such a thing happened. It sounds a little incredible, but as a modern person, isn't it really normal to think about it?
Even in the 21st century, there are still women who have died of their husbands several times in a row!
As soon as he thought of a superstitious thought, he frightened Gao Yanei and countless people, and Zhu Zilong laughed dumbly in his heart.
In the next second, it was even more of an idea, and I suddenly thought of it. If Lin Chong's wife is her husband, she also died several times before marrying Lin Chong, and she is a so-called Kefu woman. I don't know if Gao Yanei will beat Lin Chong's wife's idea?
Thinking like this, Zhu Zilong subconsciously blurted out: "Yanei, is there a sect leader named Lin Chong on your father's forbidden army?" ”
As soon as Zhu Zilong's words fell, Gao Yanei's expression next to him was obviously stunned, and then he frowned, and replied with a sigh: "I only said that during Erlang's new marriage, I was indifferent to the outside affairs, but I didn't think about it. You also knew about me and Lin Chong so quickly? In fact, Erlang doesn't have to worry about me, just a godhead, my father will be able to help me carry it. ”
Groove!
Zhu Zilong looked at Gao Yanei dumbfounded, thinking that the ghost is worried about you. Lao Tzu is worried about Lin Chong, okay?
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