Chapter 227: What Can You Do to Me?
The carriage was still walking slowly, and he couldn't come in a hurry, and Liu Xu wanted to know who the person who came to chase Gao Yang was. A generation of pious monks Xuanzang taught the most outstanding apprentice, but also taught the biggest evil.
How is the captain of the debate? Then whoever sees it, they must praise it, what a handsome little monk can learn? Xuanzang asked the debate machine to write the compilation of the Tang Dynasty's Western Regions, it can be seen that he is indeed very talented and learned, the Tang Dynasty's initial learning is to pay attention to articles and fuwen, poetry is elegant, words this thing, at most just between the green building to talk faintly, and later Liu Xu will carry forward the word, now it has become a situation of poetry juxtaposition, to say that this debate machine, almost all-rounder, how gorgeous the words of the text are, how gorgeous they are, how simple they are, how simple they are, as for the poems, it is not bad, otherwise, the girls of Zhangtai Street, and I won't see the debate machine like a cat smelling fishy.
Moreover, this guy's IQ is also superb, there is a Li Chunfeng in the Daomen, and there is a debate machine in the Buddhism Gate, these two people, as the next generation heirs of the two families of Buddhism and Taoism, in the face of the new knowledge brought by Liu Xu, they are inheriting and carrying forward the absolute, in the field of astronomy, outside the Daomen, no one can compare with it, but after the Buddhism came out of the debate machine, in the field of geography, he has become a real talker, and the map compiled by their Buddhism is even more detailed than what Liu Xu has painstakingly collected, as for the humanities, it is needless to say.
But the ancients had a common problem, that is, the smarter the person, the more he believed that he could access the realm of the gods, for this, Li Chunfeng sacrificed the living, and the debate machine served the Buddha with his body, Li Chunfeng was blocked back by Yuan Tiangang, but the debate machine was not so lucky, where did Xuanzang, who was busy with the land and water conference, have time to pay attention to other things, and finally Gao Yang's scissors made the debate machine completely clean.
"Xiaoyaohou, Buddhism can have no debate, but it can't be mistaken for a demon sect! I don't want to do anything, I just want Princess Gaoyang to say a fair word, and the debate machine does not mean to offend the majesty of the princess, but in fact, the karma in my heart is generated, and I can't help myself! ”
Okay, it was Xuanzang's uncle Zen Master Fa Nan who personally brought people here, Liu Xu closed his eyes slightly, leaned on the wheel and pretended to sleep, Gao Yang always wanted to secretly open a little car curtain to look outside, and was slapped back by Liu Xu several times, and then sat in the car angrily, massaging Liu Xu's hand on his shoulder, and also increased his strength.
"You really don't think I'm going to give you over, do you?"
Liu Xu enjoyed the current state very much, and after Gao Yang listened to Liu Xu's words, he continued to massage Liu Xu's shoulders "aggrieved". When he was done, he grinned again and came over.
"Gao Yang knows that his brother-in-law loves Gao Yang the most, you see, no one played with Gao Yang when he was a child, it was your brother-in-law who took Gao Yang, although it was a little stricter, but at least Gao Yang didn't become a wild child who no one cared about, right? You are the heart of the knife-mouthed tofu milk, the most good, after this time, Gao Yang promises to listen to you, okay, it's a big deal, Gao Yang serves your brother-in-law like this every day, what do you think? ”
Yes, the tsundere girl has learned to be coquettish, it's terrible, Liu Xu sneered and raised her eyelids slightly.
"This is what you said, a few Buddhist monks, and I can't embarrass your brother-in-law and me, whether to serve or not, then forget it, I'll take you to Penglai, Uncle Hou is building a port there to repair ships, your prince and brother want to take a concubine, then you have to send someone to pick it up, right? In this way, you have made enough trouble, played enough, and when the time comes, you will go back to Chang'an with Li'er, you may be able to do it? ”
Gao Yang nodded again and again, Liu Xu patted the back of her head angrily, then straightened up, waved his sleeves a few times, yawned, lazily looked at the Dharma Difficult Zen Master in front of him, and smiled.
"Yo, isn't this a master, what? The business of Buddhism is not easy to do, and the master has changed his career to become a robber? ”
Looking at it playfully, the Dharma Monk was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then performed another Buddha ceremony.
"Alas, it seems that Xiaoyao Hou has to meddle in this matter?"
The group of warrior monks bowed in unison, and then scattered in all directions, and the Dharma Monk stood in the middle, looking solemn, and waited until the group of warrior monks separated the people around them from the excitement, and then the Dharma Monk took his posture.
"Liu Xu, do you have to help Daomen like this? Buddhism and Taoism are contending, what does it have to do with you Liu Xu? Won't you be able to do your good job? I said, I just want Princess Gao Yang to say in front of everyone that this is the fault of one person and not the fault of one person, the rebel who argues the machine, I can guarantee that if you want to kill or fight, feel free to you, this is not enough? Now, Buddhism is relying on Xuanzang to come out step by step, you deliberately pointed him out of a distorted direction back then, and now you treat Buddhism like this, Liu Xu, you are not angry at my Buddhism! ”
Such a difficulty, where is there a trace of the posture of a Buddhist monk, and angry King Kong, a few warrior monks took a few sticks, thinking how powerful they were, Liu Xu sneered, clapped his hands casually, and then looked at the Dharma difficulty in front of him for a long time.
"Come on, when I, Liu Xu, was scolded as a demon by the people of the world, what did you do in secret in Buddhism, could I not know? If it weren't for Xuanzang's dedication to reciting the scriptures eighty-one times for Aunt Xiao, do you think I would be like this? At that time, I wanted to slaughter the debate machine, but you were right, Xuanzang is not easy! So I gave him a chance, and I also gave you a chance to Buddhism, don't mess with me, don't mess with me, Li Chunfeng dared to carry out living sacrifices in Yuezhou, and I hung there for a month, didn't you forget? Yuan Tiangang didn't dare to fart in front of me, and you also wanted to threaten me? How many black-clothed guys wandered outside my Afang Town's mansion back then, and how many of your angry King Kong were inside, and I have to tell you in person! Nobunaga Sun Wuji's words, arrange for me to be a demon, and then your Buddhism can rise with his help?
Phew! If you don't learn a good example, you just engage in these things that are stolen by chickens and dogs, it's difficult, are you still dreaming of the Liang Dynasty? Although I, Liu Xu, have no official position and no knighthood now, who gave you the courage to block my way? When you left Chang'an, didn't Xuanzang tell you? Return the demons, return the demons, it's really a shame that you don't write a story about fasting! Hehe, tell you, the law is difficult, what if I am the Demon Gate? I'm standing here today, your angry-eyed King Kong comes to give me a look at the demons, and I'll let you know what it means to be a foot high and a foot high! ”