Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Little Lady Who Can't Read
"Virgin, do you think we can defeat the forbidden army tomorrow?"
"I don't know if I can win the forbidden army tomorrow, what I know is that if you don't come out again, Lao Tzu will be smoked to death in the toilet." Cheng Chusi had two cloth belts stuffed into his nose, and he spoke in an urn voice.
"I didn't pull you here, and I didn't set the rules. If you have an opinion, you can go and talk to Chen Bodhi. Besides, when you, don't I wait outside? ”
"You're almost there, you're the one who has the most and pee. I don't pull it once three times a day. ”
"Eat three meals a day, but can't you pull it three times?"
"You can't get out? If you don't come out again, I'm going to kick the door! "Cheng Chuhei really can't help it, they all eat the same thing, and the ghost knows why Dasha can stand up to the wind and stink for three miles.
Yu Chi Baolin didn't care about Cheng Chuhei's threat at all, and still proceeded slowly. Right! Detoxification business.
"Plop..."
"Oh, I'll go."
There was a noise outside. Accompanied by the shouting of Cheng Chuhei. Wei Chi Dasha inside felt his feet and necks tighten, and he almost didn't fall into the pit.
"Nima, Cheng Chuhei, you really dare to kick the door! You wait, see how Lao Tzu goes out and cleans you up. Yu Chi Baolin was not rubbing, he hurriedly lifted his pants, and was about to go out to find Cheng Chuhei to settle the account.
"Hey, hurry up, Chai Lingwu has made you faint."
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Pingkangfang is still a scene of flowing cars and horses. It's still early, and although the brothels in Qinglou haven't officially opened yet, there are already a lot of idlers wandering outside the door.
Today is the day when Red Sleeves reopened after more than half a month of "suspension of business for rectification". In the past half a month, Chun Sanniang, who has red sleeves, can be said to be begging grandpa to tell grandma and giving gifts everywhere. It wasn't until yesterday that the Chang'an Mansion tore off the seal in front of the red sleeve sign.
This made the unlucky peers who were waiting to see the red sleeves trick secretly don't know how many precious tea sets they have broken. The abduction of the crown prince of the current dynasty sleeps in the willows, causing a "diplomatic dispute" in the imperial court for no reason. Either way, it's enough for all the Red Sleeves to "rehire" the teaching department. The worst of the worst is for sure. Some anxious shopkeepers are already thinking about how to dig up a few red-sleeved girls.
But doing business is like this, some people are so unreasonable and unconvinced. I don't know why those old men who usually look like dogs are dumb this time.
"If you want to see the old lady's jokes, wait for the next life." Chun Sanniang sent away Mingli to condole, but in fact, a colleague who secretly came to inquire about the news.
The Red Sleeves are famous these days. A fierce battle a few days ago made the already famous Red Sleeve Move sit firmly on the first floor of Chang'an.
It is rumored that it is a place that even the prince likes, and it is said that the girls in the building are not even comparable to the beauties of the East Palace, otherwise how would the prince go to that kind of place. It is even rumored that the prince fought with a Turkic prince for a singer. I've heard that they've killed people. It can be seen how beautiful the girl with red sleeves is.
I heard that the Red Sleeves are going to reopen, and there are famous and surnamed evil ghosts in Chang'an City, and the holy hands among the flowers are all flocking to it. I'm afraid I'm going to be late and there is no place. No, it's not dark yet. The Tang Dynasty with red sleeves is already full of people. It's so bustling and lively.
finally sent away her peers, and Chun Sanniang was also very busy. Back and forth, up and down raw and regular customers, every guest has to be taken care of. I want to split myself in half.
I finally sat down to rest and rubbed my sour cheeks with my hands. His face twitched with laughter. Before he could drink his saliva, the little guy who was in charge of welcoming the guests at the door hurriedly ran in.
"Shopkeeper, hurry up and go out to have a look, there is a large group of widows at the door, fierce and vicious, indicating that they want to see the girl in purple. I don't think it's a good idea. After speaking, the little guy brushed his forehead with his hand, and ran in a hurry, all sweat.
"This group of dogs don't eat goods, and they dare to come? Is it because you can't get beaten enough or what? The old lady is out today, and if she dares to make trouble again, her legs will be discounted for his mother. Xiao Er, you go and inform the nursing staff in the building, so that everyone can be smart. By the way, I went to inform Wuhou, who was patrolling the streets today, that he usually took so many benefits from his mother, and it was time for them to contribute. ”
After the order, Chun Sanniang carried it, so she ran downstairs. When I got downstairs, I was back to my smoky appearance. Everyone smiles. Turned around and dodged the groping hand of one of the prostitutes. Chun Sanniang has already arrived at the door.
A few widows were blocked outside by the guys with red sleeves and were not allowed to enter. Nonsense, let them in, in case the red sleeve trick is smashed again, don't open it in the future. It's about your own jobs, guys are also working hard, do you want to get in? No way, Lao Tzu won't let you in.
"Ouch, what is this for? Why don't you go in to greet guests, why are you blocking the door? Don't want to eat anymore? Chun Sanniang pretended to reprimand her subordinates, and only when she turned her head did she pretend to have just seen the Japanese people.
"Are the uncles here to play? It's really unfortunate, I don't know what kind of wind is blowing today. My little red sleeves are already full of friends when they can't beckon the palm lamp, and I really can't spare a place to entertain you. ”
Although Chun Sanniang's words were very decent, they also clearly told these people. Although they are all open doors for business, you are not welcome here, so you guys can stay where it is cool.
"We don't want to go in with this shopkeeper, but I beg you to invite the girl in purple out. We have something to say. One of them, a small man who seemed to be the leader, bowed and said.
Chun Sanniang looked left and right and replied reservedly.
"Don't hide it from a few uncles, my girl in purple is not a guest today. I'm afraid you've made a trip for nothing. ”
"It's a big joke that a ** no-seeker. Isn't it that you are not opening a brothel in a green building, but a restaurant? Behind the leader, a ronin sneered.
Chun Sanniang was about to return the favor, and she never wanted to be preempted by the other party's leader.
The other party's leader rounded his arms and turned around with a big mouth. The ronin who interjected in the middle of the fight was full of blood. The ronin who was slapped in the face did not show the slightest dissatisfaction and pain. Immediately got up from the ground and straightened up. It's as if he wasn't the one he just hit.
"Araki-kun, don't forget the purpose of our trip."
"Hey! Please forgive your sins. ”
Since the other party is speaking "bird language", everyone does not know what they said except for the person concerned. I just knew that without saying a few words, my own people fought first.
Don't say it, it's really fucking ruthless. What a hatred, my own people have such a heavy hand, I see it really, and my teeth are flying.
I can't fucking understand this.