Liu He stood up and saluted respectfully: "Dare to ask your seniors, are you a senior under the electric needle?" ”

The little old man seemed to be still angry, and he said angrily: "I haven't heard of anything like an electric needle!" ”

Liu He pretended to be sorry and said: "Hey, I think it is also, the world's first god stealing the needle and the predecessor Shenlong saw the head and the tail, how could he hide in such a place." ”

The little old man blinked his eyes, suddenly walked over with a smile, and said softly, "Little doll, what did you call me just now?" ”

Liu He frowned, "I'm talking about the seniors of the electric needle, but you're not, why are you asking this?" ”

The little old man hurriedly pointed to himself, "I'm the electric needle you said, I didn't hear it clearly just now, what did you call me?" ”

Liu He thought for a while and said cautiously: "Seniors under the electric needle? ”

The little old man shook his head vigorously, "Not this one, another one." ”

Liu He thought about it again, and then he suddenly realized, and said with a wicked smile: "The world's first god steals electricity and shoots seniors!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" The little old man clapped his hands excitedly, "That's it, I'll listen to you if you call again." ”

Liu He arched his hand, and said in a straight voice: "The first god in the world steals electricity and lowers the needle, and the seniors are on top, and the younger generations worship them!" ”

The title of the world's number one thief seems to be extremely useful to the little old man, listening to Liu He's special words of the world's number one thief being extremely clear, the little old man's eyes have become a slit with laughter.

Liu He saw that the little old man was on the rise, so he hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, and proposed to him to go to the palace to steal the dragon map.

Unexpectedly, the little old man understood Liu He's intention, but he frowned, put his hand on the back, and pretended to say: "It's just a picture of the dragon, why worry about it, the old man is ready to catch it, but the old man has the rules of the old man, if you want to invite the old man out of the mountain, you must do one thing." ”

Liu He said with a smile: "Don't say one, it's three, and the younger generation will definitely do it." ”

"Good! That's three! The little old man said without hesitation.

Liu He couldn't wait to give himself two big mouths on the spot, he was used to saying such cheap words on weekdays, but he forgot that this little old man was a master who didn't play cards according to the routine.

When it came to this, he couldn't get it back if he wanted to, so Liu He had no choice but to agree to it.

The little old man seemed to be very proud, and nodded with satisfaction, "The thing I originally asked you to do was to tease me once, since you said three things, that is to tease me three times, okay, let's start!" ”

Liu He was stupid when he heard it, there is still this kind of request in this world, asking others to play tricks on him.

"Is this true?" Liu He was still a little incredulous.

The little old man pulled his face, "What I said, no matter how many horses can't catch up, don't talk nonsense, let's start quickly!" ”

Liu He thought for a while and asked cautiously: "If you contradict your predecessors, you won't blame you?" ”

The little old man said proudly: "Little doll, don't talk so big, with your little bit of Taoism, don't say it three times, I'm afraid you won't succeed once." Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let the horse come, if the old man lets you tease you today, my age will be in vain! ”

Liu He pondered for a moment and said: "There is a person who has a pond at home, and there is a koi fish and a king in the pond, and one day, the koi fish died, do you know how it died?" ”

"Then you don't need to ask, let Wang Ba eat it!" The little old man blurted out.

Liu He shook his head.

The little old man held his chin and thought for a while, "Could it be that the master forgot to feed the fish food and starved to death?" ”

Liu He still shook his head.

The little old man thought about it for a long time, and said helplessly: "I don't know." ”

Liu He raised his eyes and glanced at the little old man, and smiled and played: "Yes, Wang Ba just said that I don't know." ”

The little old man pondered for a moment, and suddenly jumped like thunder, rolled up his arms and sleeves and was about to start, "Good you little rabbit cub!" You dare to scold Lao Tzu for being the eighth king! ”

Liu He waved his hand, "Slow!" It's okay not to be anxious, you're so old, why don't you be trustworthy! ”

The little old man put away his fists and said a little unwillingly: "This time I was careless, next time you don't want to go around me again!" ”

Liu He smiled evilly: "Then I'll continue to talk about it, this time the seniors have to listen carefully, don't fall for the juniors again." He said, once upon a time there was a village, and there was a fool in the village, and when people asked him anything, he would only answer, but no. One day, the fool brought a cow out of nowhere, and wandered around the village, and when the people in the village saw it, they all thought about how to deceive the fool's cow, and then the village chief came over......

Speaking of this, Liu He suddenly stopped and asked, "Have you heard this story before?" ”

The little old man, who was listening attentively, was stunned for a moment, and then said without thinking, "No." ”

As soon as the word "no" came out, the little old man suddenly had a look of remorse, looked at Liu He, who was smiling and silent, gritted his teeth and said: "His grandmother's, Lao Tzu actually wondered how these people deceived the fool and the cow, but I didn't expect you kid to wait for me here!" ”

Liu He smiled evilly and stretched out two fingers, "Senior, be careful, it's already twice." ”

"Wait!" The little old man suddenly waved his hand, "I understand, you kid doesn't know anything else, you will ask questions to play around people, if you have the ability, don't ask me again, if you can still go around me in that case, I will admit defeat!" ”

Liu He said without hesitation: "Okay, since that's the case, then let's change it, and this time the seniors will ask me." ”

The little old man was obviously a little confused, "I ask you?" What do I ask you? ”

Liu He smiled: "It's very simple, you just ask me, are you a big bear?" ”

The little old man thought for a moment and asked, "Are you a big bear?" ”

Liu He nodded, "Yes, I'm a big bear." ”

The little old man looked at Liu He with a mentally retarded look.

Liu He ignored the little old man and continued: "You ask me again, are you a big buffalo?" ”

The little old man didn't hesitate for a moment this time, "Are you a big buffalo?" ”

Liu He didn't say a word, stepped forward and gave the little old man a look on the back of his head, "Stupid you!" Didn't I sue you that I was a big bear, and asked! ”

The little old man covered the back of his head, jumped and said angrily: "Okay, you little king and eight calves, you dare to do something with Lao Tzu, see if I don't kill you today!" ”

Liu He ran away as soon as he heard it, and the little old man was not ambiguous, he chased Liu He in the village several times in a daze, Liu He was so tired that he was out of breath, and the little old man didn't change his face without being angry.

Liu He can be regarded as knowing why Gao Tuo and Xie He said it at the beginning, and when they see him, their uncle, everything will be understood.

With the skills of a little old man, ordinary young people are really not opponents.