The mighty crowd came to the door of the police headquarters under the leadership of Lu, and the policemen standing guard at the door were also stupid, they had never encountered such a situation, this crowded crowd rushed to the door of the police headquarters, who knows what they plan to do?

Lu walked at the front of the team, under his strong request, several strong men carried the staff member and followed him closely, and he did not allow those workers to beat this staff member, the reason is very good, since you all say that he is a weasel essence, then this kind of weasel skin that has been cultivated into a fine must be very good, if it is broken by your violent beating, it is not a waste?

Although the naturalized people are confused by your words and my words at the moment, but the truth is still known, they who have been nurtured by myths and rural legends for half their lives do not believe in anything else, what kind of weasel spirit and other rural legends and rumors are very believable, since the patriarch agrees that this naturalized person dressed as a staff is a weasel spirit, then he must be. Oriental Reading Network, but still no one really beat him.

Lu couldn't cry or laugh at the moment, so he could only pretend to be arrogant and lead the group of people to the door of the police headquarters, and then walked towards the policeman who was a little overwhelmed. "I'm Patriarch Lu, please inform Comrade Shen Bin that we have a big thing to tell him!"

The policeman hesitated for a moment, but decided to run in first to inform Shen Bin. Originally, the people who came to petition should be faced by the department in charge of public affairs first, and they couldn't solve it by looking for Shen Bin, but now this group of petitioners is led by the veterans, and the status of the Hong Kong dollar elder in the East is the highest, so it is better to find out Shen Bin anyway.

Sun Bukeke's cool ship hated the battle and was lonely

Sun Bukeke, the cool ship, hated the battle, and the lonely post was examined: "Are you crazy? Shen Bin didn't want to speak loudly, so he just asked in a low voice, "How old are you?" Do you still believe in these strange things? Lu Bai glanced at him, "I'll let you catch this weasel spirit and catch it quickly, otherwise I won't be responsible for what happens next." ”

Not long after, Shen Bin came to the door with several policemen, and Lu knew that Shen Bin was startled at a glance. At this moment, Shen Bin was sweating profusely, and several policemen were similar to him, some of them even held riot rattan cards and batons, and some of them were holding riot steel forks. In the distance, there was still a faint figure shaking in the police headquarters building, and from the glass reflection that flashed from time to time, it could be guessed that there must be a sniper aiming at this side, as if he was facing a great enemy.

"Elder Lu," Shen Bin obviously looked unkind, walked up to Lu, and greeted him in a stiff tone, "May I ask what is the matter with you?" ”

"That's right!" Lu said that it was not good, Shen Bin's attitude was so blunt, obviously he didn't take himself seriously, it was estimated that he was planning to do something, but there were thousands of people behind him, and they had already been amused by his words at this moment, and they couldn't wait to eat their flesh, if Shen Bin said it through, who knows what would happen. Now that the play has already begun, of course we have to continue to act," Shen Bin commanded Comrade Nationally," without saying a word, Lu threw away his high hat, but now Shen Bin was a little embarrassed, and his eyes wandered for a moment, "When I was walking outside today, I met the crowd who exposed the blindness of this weasel spirit. As he spoke, Lu hurriedly pointed to the staff member behind him who was lifted by several people.

"I didn't!" The "weasel spirit" was frightened, his face was pale, and beads of sweat the size of a bean were flowing from down, he had always thought that he was serving the Senate wholeheartedly, so even if so many naturalized people said that they would kill him just now, he did not have the slightest fear, and stiffened his neck to fight with the rabble. But now the person who says that he is a weasel spirit is no one else, it is precisely the patriarch who he has always admired very much, which makes the noble image of the patriarchs in his heart suddenly collapse, and at this moment, he is said to be a weasel spirit in front of the national command of the police, and he really feels that he can't live.

At this moment, the corners of Shen Bin's mouth couldn't help twitching, he looked at this naturalized worker who was already a little out of his soul, looked at Lu with some doubts, and quietly leaned over and asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

"Weasel spirit!" Lu hurriedly raised the corners of his mouth, "Arrest it, sentence it, hurry up!" ”

"Are you crazy?" Shen Bin didn't speak loudly, so he just asked in a low voice, "How old are you?" Do you still believe in these strange things? Lu Bai glanced at him, "I'll let you catch this weasel spirit and catch it quickly, otherwise I won't be responsible for what happens next." ”

Shen Bin was stunned for a moment, stared at Lu's eyes carefully, and after a while confirmed that he was not joking, then he said, "What are you going to do?" Where in this world are weasel spirits? You have to jump to Anyun, don't interfere with our office here! After saying that, he was about to leave, and the naturalized people next to him suddenly shouted, "Chief! He's really a weasel! Arrest it! "Yes! Chief, we can't let him go, if he waits for a fart and runs away, we won't be able to catch him! "Chief! Call the shots for us! ”

Shen Bin stopped, he didn't understand what thoughts Lu had instilled in the heads of these natives, how could it be that the natives believed that a living person was actually a weasel? But the expressions of these naturalized people in front of him were serious one by one, and they looked indignant as if they really would beat that unlucky guy to death, he hesitated for a moment and took a few steps forward, "Who said he was a weasel spirit?" ”

"Chief! He posted a notice there that the Senate was going to protect the weasel! "Yes! Weasels will only steal chickens and protect weasels, do we still want to raise chickens? "Chief! It's up to us to call the shots! If we let the weasels run rampant in the Oriental Harbor in the future, then we can't guarantee that we will eat them! The naturalized people became more and more angry at the moment, and some people began to pick up stones and throw them at the "weasel spirit", but fortunately, the scene was surrounded by a sea of people, and the people who threw the stones did not dare to use too hard, for fear of really hitting people, so although there were a few stones flying around, no one had been beaten yet.

Sun Bubu is not emotional, hating the war and making trouble Fang Jiyang

Shen Bin knew that it was impossible to finish this matter in a few words today, and it was necessary to prevent it from turning into a mass incident, and there were more than ten policemen in the police headquarters today, so it would not be enough to see if it really made a fuss. He glanced at Lu again, nodded, and said to Lu, "What do you think should be done today?" You say two words on behalf of the people! ”

Lu breathed a sigh of relief, just now he saw that things were getting worse, so he was so frightened that he quickly turned his mind to appease the masses, and the weasel spirit couldn't be scared, so he was scared and farted away and threw out the theory, which calmed the crowd. At this moment, he looked at the crowd behind him, and the crowd looked at him with trusting eyes, he nodded, turned to look at Shen Bin and said loudly, "Today, this weasel is in chaos, we can't be good, we should lock him up first." ”

Hatred and hatred are far away, and I have learned to learn from my skills

Shen Bin nodded, and made a gesture to the two policemen behind him, and the two of them hurriedly stepped forward to pick up the "weasel spirit" who was slumped in the crowd, and then took it to the police headquarters compound. Seeing this weasel spirit being taken away, the crowd cheered, and many people shouted the slogan "Long live the Senate", which made Shen Bin sigh secretly.

Lu breathed a sigh of relief again at this moment, and was about to go inside, when someone next to him grabbed him, he turned his head and saw that it was a sturdy naturalized citizen, and the naturalized person said angrily, "Chief! We can't spare that weasel spirit, we have to watch him skin! This suggestion immediately caused the crowd to cheer, "Yes! Peel! "Yes! This is a scourge to the world! Be sure to peel it! "Peel it raw!"

"Huh?" Lu couldn't help but be stunned, but he came to his senses after a while, and hurriedly shouted at Shen Bin, "Comrade National Commander, we should meet the needs of the masses, and we will skin him here today!" ”

Shen Bin couldn't figure out what medicine he was selling in his gourd, and was about to speak, but he saw Lu shouting loudly behind him, "Everyone be quiet first!" His words worked, and the originally noisy crowd suddenly quieted down, "Our Dongfang Port is a place to abide by the rules, everyone must abide by the rules, right?" ”

"Yes!" "That's right!" Lu saw that everyone answered very simply, and a smile appeared on his face, he continued, "Then everyone should wait at the door, I will go in with the national commander comrades to prepare first, and then we will skin that weasel essence in the compound of the police headquarters!" The crowd cheered as Lu followed a confused Shen Bin into the compound, and the gate of the police headquarters slowly closed - the gate was an iron fence, and the crowd could see Lu following Shen Bin towards the building.

"What are you doing? Why frame this person as a weasel spirit? You are also highly educated, how can you do such a thing? Shen Bin unceremoniously counted Luolu as he walked, "Now the naturalized people want to see us skinning him, do you really plan to skin him?" ”

"Don't be stupid!" Lu whispered and quickened his pace and said, "Of course I know that he is human, but the people don't recognize it!" When I arrived at the scene, these naturalized people had already called him a weasel spirit, and they were about to kill him on the spot, what should you tell me to do? Explain science to a bunch of googgy buns? What if those buns don't listen and say I'm also a weasel spirit? Do you want them to peel their skins? ”

Shen Bin sighed and shook his head, of course he knew how bad this situation was, the IQ of the masses was inverse to the number of people gathered, in other words, the more people there were, the easier it was to have problems. In the past, when he was a policeman in the old world, he often encountered such bullshit things, maybe it was just a small scratch, and in the end, it would take thousands of armed police to solve it. If this matter is not handled by Lu like this today, the best situation is that the staff member is killed.

"So what now? The crowd wants to see him skinned, how are you going to play? Really learn to peel a little skin? Shen Bin looked at Lu differently now, and he also asked about his opinion.

"You and I both know that a weasel can't become a sperm, and even the weasel who can connect consciousness behind the current Senate ban is just a weasel, just a mutant weasel." Lu said as he walked, "But the current naturalized people don't understand, they don't know this knowledge, and they can't distinguish between animals and animals, and if they want to believe that there is no weasel essence, then it is necessary to popularize science education." It is impossible for us to accomplish this task now, so the only choice now is to make them believe what they see. ”

"Real skinning?" Shen Bin was stunned, standing at the door of the building staring at Lu in disbelief, Lu hurriedly pushed him, "Peel off a fart!" Will you? I won't do it anyway, I'm afraid I won't be able to find anyone who can peel it through the entire An Yun. Come in, I've got an idea, try it first. ”

Ten minutes later, Shen Bin walked out of the building, followed by more than a dozen policemen, holding a lot of things in their hands, from chairs, benches, basins, and scrapers, to look like they were going to peel the skin. The crowd of onlookers had already surrounded the gate of the police headquarters, and many of them had called for friends to come in order to see the weasel spirit being skinned, and many of them had climbed the fence to try to occupy a good position in the front row.

"The auspicious time has come, ready to peel! Bring the weasel spirit! Shen Bin pretended to look at his watch and shouted at the back, when a burst of smoke suddenly rose from the building in the distance, several policemen ran out of the building, covering their noses, some even shed tears, and some ran and tripped over the weeds on the ground.

"What's wrong?" "What's going on?" "What's going on in the building?" The natives don't know what's going on inside, but they can't get into the compound, so they can only ask me and I'll ask you, and see if the others know what happened.

"The weasel spirit farted!" Finally, a policeman shouted, just after shouting, he fell to the grass, and the policeman next to him didn't care to cover his mouth, and wanted to pull him out, but he was soon fainted by the "stinky fart". The policemen who were about to skin not far away saw this and wanted to go over, but the policemen in the front suddenly fell to the ground, and some of them were foaming at the mouth or twitching their legs and feet.

Seeing that the range of effect of the stinky fart is getting closer and closer, the crowd of onlookers outside finally woke up to the fact that this is the weasel spirit fighting back! Run! Who wants to be smoked to death by a weasel's fart? The crowd outside, which had been surrounded by water, suddenly dispersed, leaving only a mess.

Lu looked out the window at the farce, shook his head with a wry smile, turned to the naturalized staff who was said to be a "weasel spirit" and said, "Okay, now you're safe." ”

The staff only now understood why Lu said that he was a weasel spirit, and he couldn't help but burst into tears, and knelt on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly, "Villain Suning Xie Chief saves his life!" ”

"Poof-" Lu just drank the tea in his mouth and immediately sprayed Suning, "Your name is Suning?" I'll go! Get up and speak! Don't kneel, do I look like Lord Chenghuang? ”

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